Melody is Not Safe for Work 🐮
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All Melody wants is to work, but everybody treats her like a liability.
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Dispensery I went to once just wished me a Happy Birthday 😑
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dispensery I went to once just wished me a Happy Birthday 😑
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ChatGPT isn't a knowledge base. It's the scraped and stolen dregs of every ancient forum thread and satirical reddit post. Will it tell parents to give infants honey, let them sleep on their stomachs, rub some rum on their gums for teething pain? Who knows? Sam Altman sure as hell doesn't. 2/
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
ChatGPT isn't a knowledge base. It's the scraped and stolen dregs of every ancient forum thread and satirical reddit post. Will it tell parents to give infants honey, let them sleep on their stomachs, rub some rum on their gums for teething pain? Who knows? Sam Altman sure as hell doesn't. 2/
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Real talk, absolutely no hyperbole, this is going to kill infants.
Sleep deprived parents of newborns already have to navigate current knowledge vs out of date info from well meaning family. My mom made a *gorgeous* quilt and baby bumper set for my kid. Crib liners are an asphyxiation hazard. 1/
Sleep deprived parents of newborns already have to navigate current knowledge vs out of date info from well meaning family. My mom made a *gorgeous* quilt and baby bumper set for my kid. Crib liners are an asphyxiation hazard. 1/
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Real talk, absolutely no hyperbole, this is going to kill infants.
Sleep deprived parents of newborns already have to navigate current knowledge vs out of date info from well meaning family. My mom made a *gorgeous* quilt and baby bumper set for my kid. Crib liners are an asphyxiation hazard. 1/
Sleep deprived parents of newborns already have to navigate current knowledge vs out of date info from well meaning family. My mom made a *gorgeous* quilt and baby bumper set for my kid. Crib liners are an asphyxiation hazard. 1/
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
Guess what
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Guess what
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Getting this off tomorrow and that's good because I am losing my mind 😵💫
For #Thanksgiving surgeons have replaced my hand with turkey leg.
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Getting this off tomorrow and that's good because I am losing my mind 😵💫
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I find when I tell people my sob story I'm surprised people are so apologetic not because it's not a sad story, but because the character is so unsympathetic
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I find when I tell people my sob story I'm surprised people are so apologetic not because it's not a sad story, but because the character is so unsympathetic
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Be sure to drink your Ovaltine, kiddies!
(I've always wanted to draw a faux-Big Little Book)
(I've always wanted to draw a faux-Big Little Book)
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine, kiddies!
(I've always wanted to draw a faux-Big Little Book)
(I've always wanted to draw a faux-Big Little Book)
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joseph stalin grab onto my armored muumuu, and together we will leave this foul earth behind.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
joseph stalin grab onto my armored muumuu, and together we will leave this foul earth behind.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
GAH
HAND
DRAW
GO
MAKE
SOON
OR
CRAZY
HAND
DRAW
GO
MAKE
SOON
OR
CRAZY
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
GAH
HAND
DRAW
GO
MAKE
SOON
OR
CRAZY
HAND
DRAW
GO
MAKE
SOON
OR
CRAZY
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Told a friend about Thank Goodness You’re Here and forgot to mention the voice cast. TFW you Matt Berry the lede
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Told a friend about Thank Goodness You’re Here and forgot to mention the voice cast. TFW you Matt Berry the lede
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Left hand theatre
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Left hand theatre
Won't be drawing for a while
For #Thanksgiving surgeons have replaced my hand with turkey leg.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Won't be drawing for a while
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Hope to finish this one someday soon.
The Girls Posit Whether Eunice Can Still Do a Hand Job
The Girls Posit Whether Eunice Can Still Do a Hand Job
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hope to finish this one someday soon.
The Girls Posit Whether Eunice Can Still Do a Hand Job
The Girls Posit Whether Eunice Can Still Do a Hand Job
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
