Meredith Stockbridge
@merrymercy.bsky.social
Just waiting for Canada to whisk me away.
Dispensery I went to once just wished me a Happy Birthday 😑
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dispensery I went to once just wished me a Happy Birthday 😑
I hate this movement for patients to manage their own healthcare.
You want me to see someone, doc? Fucking write me a referral! And call them. You have staff for that, don't you?
Don't make me call them and try to explain whatever medical bullshit you concocted.
You want me to see someone, doc? Fucking write me a referral! And call them. You have staff for that, don't you?
Don't make me call them and try to explain whatever medical bullshit you concocted.
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I hate this movement for patients to manage their own healthcare.
You want me to see someone, doc? Fucking write me a referral! And call them. You have staff for that, don't you?
Don't make me call them and try to explain whatever medical bullshit you concocted.
You want me to see someone, doc? Fucking write me a referral! And call them. You have staff for that, don't you?
Don't make me call them and try to explain whatever medical bullshit you concocted.
I find when I tell people my sob story I'm surprised people are so apologetic not because it's not a sad story, but because the character is so unsympathetic
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I find when I tell people my sob story I'm surprised people are so apologetic not because it's not a sad story, but because the character is so unsympathetic
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My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
Reposted by Meredith Stockbridge
Reposted by Meredith Stockbridge
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine, kiddies!
(I've always wanted to draw a faux-Big Little Book)
(I've always wanted to draw a faux-Big Little Book)
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine, kiddies!
(I've always wanted to draw a faux-Big Little Book)
(I've always wanted to draw a faux-Big Little Book)
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For #Thanksgiving surgeons have replaced my hand with turkey leg.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
For #Thanksgiving surgeons have replaced my hand with turkey leg.
With stunning accuracy, appointment schedulers call while I'm in bathroom.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
With stunning accuracy, appointment schedulers call while I'm in bathroom.
New Prius now tops out at 16% because it's mad at us
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
New Prius now tops out at 16% because it's mad at us
Rode equivalent of 5 miles on stationary bike today and summarily lost legs.
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Rode equivalent of 5 miles on stationary bike today and summarily lost legs.
Doc: To maintain a baseline level of neuroplasticity I want you to engage in regular light cardio and some strength training.
Me: I would rather swallow my brain.
Me: I would rather swallow my brain.
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Doc: To maintain a baseline level of neuroplasticity I want you to engage in regular light cardio and some strength training.
Me: I would rather swallow my brain.
Me: I would rather swallow my brain.
Real Christmas trees are deforestation but fake Christmas trees are pollution so the point is we can't have Christmas
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Real Christmas trees are deforestation but fake Christmas trees are pollution so the point is we can't have Christmas
I've never watched hazbin hotel but thanks to Bluesky I think I've seen enough of it
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I've never watched hazbin hotel but thanks to Bluesky I think I've seen enough of it
Is that thing I never paid attention to still a thing?
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is that thing I never paid attention to still a thing?
Mais oui c'est bon
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Mais oui c'est bon
Slipped in the rain and wanged my head against the railing like a perfect ass.
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Slipped in the rain and wanged my head against the railing like a perfect ass.
I'm sorry, but when I was growing up, it was customary when answering the phone to state the phone number called, your full name, home address, social security number, and list of fears.
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I'm sorry, but when I was growing up, it was customary when answering the phone to state the phone number called, your full name, home address, social security number, and list of fears.
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
c o n s t a n t l y.
Thinking about doing a GoFundMe to finance my flight from the US with like stuff to show I'm learning a foreign language and shit
October 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Thinking about doing a GoFundMe to finance my flight from the US with like stuff to show I'm learning a foreign language and shit
Donald Trump has made me realize why I don't like Nightmare on Elm Street—Freddy Krueger is the Donald Trump of slashers.
He molested and murdered dozens (hundreds?) of children in life, so what is his punishment in death? To be reborn to murder hundreds more children in more gruesome ways.
He molested and murdered dozens (hundreds?) of children in life, so what is his punishment in death? To be reborn to murder hundreds more children in more gruesome ways.
September 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Donald Trump has made me realize why I don't like Nightmare on Elm Street—Freddy Krueger is the Donald Trump of slashers.
He molested and murdered dozens (hundreds?) of children in life, so what is his punishment in death? To be reborn to murder hundreds more children in more gruesome ways.
He molested and murdered dozens (hundreds?) of children in life, so what is his punishment in death? To be reborn to murder hundreds more children in more gruesome ways.