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Yes that is an adult sized BigWheel
Hot takes and chicken bakes. Central California sober.
Be more kind my friends.
Hot takes and chicken bakes. Central California sober.
Be more kind my friends.
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Hi kids, do you like silence? Wanna see me take NyQuil gels and watch the back of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and snooze exactly like I did? Placid and tucked in, first hit the light switch? My brain's delta waves, I'm tryna get my bed made, but I can't figure out which size pillow I want to hibernate
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Hi kids, do you like silence? Wanna see me take NyQuil gels and watch the back of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and snooze exactly like I did? Placid and tucked in, first hit the light switch? My brain's delta waves, I'm tryna get my bed made, but I can't figure out which size pillow I want to hibernate
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like at this point I'd take President Gul Dukat and not think twice. he'd be so much more concerned with ethical governance.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 AM
like at this point I'd take President Gul Dukat and not think twice. he'd be so much more concerned with ethical governance.
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Things are bad enough that people are nostalgic for George W’s evil ass administration…LET ME OFF OF THIS FLOATING ROCK!
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Things are bad enough that people are nostalgic for George W’s evil ass administration…LET ME OFF OF THIS FLOATING ROCK!
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Pictures of Jonah hill these days just look like AI.
So I ask you where is Jonah Hill?
So I ask you where is Jonah Hill?
January 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Pictures of Jonah hill these days just look like AI.
So I ask you where is Jonah Hill?
So I ask you where is Jonah Hill?
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accidentally photoshopped a bunch of steve buscemi cursed images: thread
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
accidentally photoshopped a bunch of steve buscemi cursed images: thread
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Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
December 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
This is a joke and we are all laughing.
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is a joke and we are all laughing.
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Hear me out: every adult in the country takes a near fatal dose of hallucinogens at the exact same time. Then we see where we're at.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Hear me out: every adult in the country takes a near fatal dose of hallucinogens at the exact same time. Then we see where we're at.
Fuck
The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fuck
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
Me trying to describe my sexuality
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me trying to describe my sexuality
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Morning friends
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Morning friends
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November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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a robot makes them go to a recital of his terrible poetry and they all STAY FRIENDS WITH THE ROBOT
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
a robot makes them go to a recital of his terrible poetry and they all STAY FRIENDS WITH THE ROBOT
Subconsciously this is why I picked up trombone in 9th grade.
Also did anyone else hear Oh Lord!
By Foxy Shazam?
#itsahungryworld
Also did anyone else hear Oh Lord!
By Foxy Shazam?
#itsahungryworld
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Subconsciously this is why I picked up trombone in 9th grade.
Also did anyone else hear Oh Lord!
By Foxy Shazam?
#itsahungryworld
Also did anyone else hear Oh Lord!
By Foxy Shazam?
#itsahungryworld
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...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
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rude of @homelandgov.bsky.social to not even honor charles entertainment kirk upon arrival to bluesky — where SOME OF US value free speech
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
rude of @homelandgov.bsky.social to not even honor charles entertainment kirk upon arrival to bluesky — where SOME OF US value free speech
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Do you know what a group of frogs is called?
AN ARMY
AN ARMY
October 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Do you know what a group of frogs is called?
AN ARMY
AN ARMY