Melissa
@mildlybritish.bsky.social
80s baby, she/her. Mostly here for TV/Movie/Book chat
Attempt #3. Proud of my french knots on this one
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Attempt #3. Proud of my french knots on this one
remembered I have to work tomorrow and literally made a sound of complete disgust
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
remembered I have to work tomorrow and literally made a sound of complete disgust
How do you tell family that you don't really want to exchange Christmas gifts anymore?
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
How do you tell family that you don't really want to exchange Christmas gifts anymore?
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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🎉day 500🎉 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
🎉day 500🎉 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
ffs pirate bot, I just woke up
Do you feel inadequate in some way?
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
ffs pirate bot, I just woke up
Tired of waking up with skull splitting headaches from clenching my jaw all night 😩
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Tired of waking up with skull splitting headaches from clenching my jaw all night 😩
I did it. I made the one phone call I needed to make today 💪 it would be nice to not dread phone calls the way normal people dread colonoscopies
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I did it. I made the one phone call I needed to make today 💪 it would be nice to not dread phone calls the way normal people dread colonoscopies
How many days in a row is too many days in a row to eat a baked potato
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
How many days in a row is too many days in a row to eat a baked potato
Only halfway through but really enjoying The Beast In Me on netflix
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Only halfway through but really enjoying The Beast In Me on netflix
Returning to work tomorrow after 2 weeks medical leave and just checked my work emails so I'd know what I'm coming back to and
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Returning to work tomorrow after 2 weeks medical leave and just checked my work emails so I'd know what I'm coming back to and
Bay Area pirates, Mark Mothersbaugh will be at SF Sketchfest in Jan. Sadly no RD this year
sfsketchfest.com/2026-lineup/
sfsketchfest.com/2026-lineup/
2026 Lineup - SF Sketchfest
SF Sketchfest is San Francisco’s premier comedy festival showcasing improv, sketch, podcasts, films and more.
sfsketchfest.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bay Area pirates, Mark Mothersbaugh will be at SF Sketchfest in Jan. Sadly no RD this year
sfsketchfest.com/2026-lineup/
sfsketchfest.com/2026-lineup/
I have an appointment in 7 hours, which means it might as well be a 7 and half hour appointment since I'll just be sat here nervously anticipating it all day
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have an appointment in 7 hours, which means it might as well be a 7 and half hour appointment since I'll just be sat here nervously anticipating it all day
Attempt #2. It's kinda cute if you don't look too closely 😅
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Attempt #2. It's kinda cute if you don't look too closely 😅
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In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
New reason to live just dropped. March 20th!
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
New reason to live just dropped. March 20th!
Feeling so blah lately 😕 I'm sure it's everything to do with being a week out from major surgery and that knocking the wind out of my sails. But this is some of the worst anhedonia I've felt in a while
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Feeling so blah lately 😕 I'm sure it's everything to do with being a week out from major surgery and that knocking the wind out of my sails. But this is some of the worst anhedonia I've felt in a while
Buttons commenting about his love of Xmas in the comments of Taika's ig post of his Christmas ad is like a good vibes turducken
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Buttons commenting about his love of Xmas in the comments of Taika's ig post of his Christmas ad is like a good vibes turducken
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TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.
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🤫 can you keep a secret ☺️
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🤫 can you keep a secret ☺️
5 days post-op and doing sooo much better. But man it'll be nice to sleep and shower and stretch normally again and not have to be so careful with my midsection 😩
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
5 days post-op and doing sooo much better. But man it'll be nice to sleep and shower and stretch normally again and not have to be so careful with my midsection 😩
LOOK AT MY NEW LITTLE BEST FRIEND. thank you @cannibalxing.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
LOOK AT MY NEW LITTLE BEST FRIEND. thank you @cannibalxing.bsky.social
Discharged from hospital today but my god am I sore 😩 I trust there will come a time I'll be so grateful for this surgery but we're not there yet lol
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Discharged from hospital today but my god am I sore 😩 I trust there will come a time I'll be so grateful for this surgery but we're not there yet lol
"Fuck yeah, brother. Fly"
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Fuck yeah, brother. Fly"