Mike Pielocik
@mikepie.bsky.social
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Mike Pielocik
@mikepie.bsky.social
· Sep 2
i just flew in from the canned pasta section of the grocery store and boyardees arms tired
logging onto twitter: AI slop, great replacement theory, hardcore pornography, foreign bots stoking chaos and hatred, JD Vance
logging onto Bluesky: 42-year-old men celebrating the life of noted character actor Udo Kier
logging onto Bluesky: 42-year-old men celebrating the life of noted character actor Udo Kier
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
logging onto twitter: AI slop, great replacement theory, hardcore pornography, foreign bots stoking chaos and hatred, JD Vance
logging onto Bluesky: 42-year-old men celebrating the life of noted character actor Udo Kier
logging onto Bluesky: 42-year-old men celebrating the life of noted character actor Udo Kier
Honestly if there was a section of a movie from my POV and it was intro’d by a title card that said “THE CREATURE’S TALE” I’d be like hey what the fuck
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Honestly if there was a section of a movie from my POV and it was intro’d by a title card that said “THE CREATURE’S TALE” I’d be like hey what the fuck
I was recruited by shipping magnate Herbert Greenleaf to bring his wayward son Dickie back from the seaside town of Mongibello in Italy, but while there I became consumed by Dickie’s extravagant lifestyle and charmed existence, eventually alienating Dickie and his girlfriend Marge until one day
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I was recruited by shipping magnate Herbert Greenleaf to bring his wayward son Dickie back from the seaside town of Mongibello in Italy, but while there I became consumed by Dickie’s extravagant lifestyle and charmed existence, eventually alienating Dickie and his girlfriend Marge until one day
You know it smell crazy in there
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You know it smell crazy in there
Best part of thanksgiving is the next day making a big ol’ surroundings sandwich
Trump shamelessly lies: "Go to Walmart and other companies, and in every case it's about 25% that a Thanksgiving meal and surroundings are 25% lower. That's big fact."
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Best part of thanksgiving is the next day making a big ol’ surroundings sandwich
Reposted by Mike Pielocik
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
On Mon April 3, 2017, at 7:18AM, Hexxus, The Villain from Ferngully: The Last Rainforest <[email protected]> wrote:
Had a positively scintillating evening. All my gratitude to you.
On Mon April 3, 2017, at 7:44AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
i'm so gad my frond ..
Had a positively scintillating evening. All my gratitude to you.
On Mon April 3, 2017, at 7:44AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
i'm so gad my frond ..
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
On Mon April 3, 2017, at 7:18AM, Hexxus, The Villain from Ferngully: The Last Rainforest <[email protected]> wrote:
Had a positively scintillating evening. All my gratitude to you.
On Mon April 3, 2017, at 7:44AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
i'm so gad my frond ..
Had a positively scintillating evening. All my gratitude to you.
On Mon April 3, 2017, at 7:44AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
i'm so gad my frond ..
Helping cover up sex crimes he didn’t even do… man’s just in it for the love of the game
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Helping cover up sex crimes he didn’t even do… man’s just in it for the love of the game
[screenwriter looking up when Dr. No premiered] oh fuck James Bond has to be 90 years old
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[screenwriter looking up when Dr. No premiered] oh fuck James Bond has to be 90 years old
Me: “I love you and I worry about you all the time.”
13-year-old daughter: “Damn. Skill issue.”
13-year-old daughter: “Damn. Skill issue.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Me: “I love you and I worry about you all the time.”
13-year-old daughter: “Damn. Skill issue.”
13-year-old daughter: “Damn. Skill issue.”
TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
Reposted by Mike Pielocik
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
Jump scare!
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November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Jump scare!
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York and set off for a high paying plastic surgeon job in Beverly Hills, but as I pass through the idyllic town of Grady, South Carolina, I will crash into a fence to avoid hitting a cow and have to stay in Grady for a few days, where I will fall for a pretty EMT and
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York and set off for a high paying plastic surgeon job in Beverly Hills, but as I pass through the idyllic town of Grady, South Carolina, I will crash into a fence to avoid hitting a cow and have to stay in Grady for a few days, where I will fall for a pretty EMT and
One ticket for Goo please
The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
One ticket for Goo please
cooking show called “When Life Gives You Plemons, Make Emma-nade”
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
cooking show called “When Life Gives You Plemons, Make Emma-nade”
Reposted by Mike Pielocik
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten