mikeinthewoods.bsky.social
@mikeinthewoods.bsky.social
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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This has to be right up with one of America’s darkest time. ICE KILLING Americans, arresting honest hard working immigrants, similar to the same white immigrants arresting them.
DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE AND EVIL. America cannot survive as a nation with this kind of leadership.
February 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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fb just served me a "memory" from TWENTY YEARS AGO, we gotta shut the whole internet down
February 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Sigh.

The reason that recent signed books are not very valuable is because in America, there are more people trying to make a profit on signatures than there are people who appreciate them.

Someday, if you keep it in perfect condition, your newly signed book will be worth... the jacket price.
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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I wish folks understood they have to demand what they want.
If you're saying "but they won't..." this or that then you are just telling them ahead of time that all you're going to do is whine about it. Stop accepting their excuses in advance.
Impeach and remove the treasonous pee resident. ASAP.
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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A Nobel Peace Prize nomination for Minneapolis is really a recognition of people power and it’s the first time a whole city has been put forward for the prize.
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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The Epstein Files help me understand why this country doesn’t care about school shootings.
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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blood of my blood
February 4, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Seems 💯 accurate.
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Lemon arrested last week and charged with federal civil rights crimes in a move that triggered criticism from free speech advocates, legal experts and Democratic leaders.
Don Lemon Addresses DOJ Arrest On Kimmel: ‘They Want To Intimidate…Instill Fear’
Lemon arrested last week and charged with federal civil rights crimes in a move that triggered criticism from free speech advocates, legal experts and Democratic leaders.
www.forbes.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."

people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Behaviores Report: 100% GOODe!
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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Helmet crab (Telmessus cheiragonus) hanging out in the sediment, as they do. 🦑 #oceans #scuba #diving #crustaceans #crabs #invertebrates #pacificnorthwest
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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The unicorn and the butterfly. 🦋

| #Art #Illustration #Animation #TheLastUnicorn #Unicorn |
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Why is the Government getting involved in NFL games ?? IT IS TIME FOR THESE SPORTS ORGANIZATIONS TO SUE THE GOVERNMENT 🏈🏀⚽️🥎🎾
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Puritanical Pixie Mike Johnson: "Well, golly gosh darn it! Can you imagine if those meanies in the judiciary made our secret police follow that due process hooey in the dang Constitution? What an OUTRAGEOUS suggestion! Convenience over Constitution!"
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:

"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Giving ICE body cameras doesn’t make us more safe. None of us trusts the government to be honest with saving the footage. Unless it goes to a secure cloud as it’s being recorded that can’t be corrupted, it’s not a win. ICE OUT!
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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🦭🦭🦭🦭
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Hot wings
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Fuck the Artists
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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"I like pretty birds! I like pretty birds!"

Bro you 𝒾𝓈 the pretty bird
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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If a felony can prevent someone from voting, why doesn’t it prevent someone from being president?
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM