🛡️Hedge Knight Guy🛡️
mightychicken86.bsky.social
🛡️Hedge Knight Guy🛡️
@mightychicken86.bsky.social
Performer, IT guy, black magic enjoyer, and aspiring developer of Studio Witchthirst.
Working on Hedge Knight, an RPG of healing, holistic erotica 🔞.
He/him
Discord, I'm *just* trying to run a patron server for my porn game.

Can you not right now?
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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What politicians need to understand is that prison is the moderate position. (referring to the superbowl)
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Got a job for you, 621. We've received a contract from Lockheed Martin.
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Kinda surprised Moot showed up in the Epstein files. Not because I thought better of him, but I just figured "guy who made 4chan" was probably beneath Epstein's notice.
February 1, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I'm rewatching Frieren S1 and there is no heterosexual explanation for Lawine and Kanne.
January 27, 2026 at 11:06 PM
FFT is great for these because it's genuinely hard to tell if its an actual line from the game.
🧛‍♂️📣⚔️🙅‍♀️🫂
January 27, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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How Medieval people clean their rusty chainmail
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Curious...
Teens say they hate piloting the mech but then they keep getting back into the mech??? Like okay?????
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Its good to remind ourselves once in a while what kind of harassment actually deprived us of internet treasure JoCat for a year and change.
I know I'm often called "the only real victim of heterophobia" but honestly, the kinds of insults and mockery I got were for looking or acting effeminate/GNC, wearing a bow, not how a man SHOULD look/act. ie looking/acting too womanly or gay

and we already have words for that kind of judgement
January 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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💕📈🧬🌳
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Got a job for you, 621. Devolver Digital has put in a request.
January 23, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Man, I really want to endorse authenticity in historical fiction but I feel like most people who claim to be into that use it as a smokescreen for "we don't think brown people/lgbtq/women should exist in this setting".

So fuck it, put potatoes and modern restaurants in your fantasy setting.
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Yahna 🔥 #UnicornOverlord
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Me: (sound editing orgasm sounds for the game)

Melanie: Ooh, somebody screaming.

Me: Baby, thats you.
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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i feel like in crusader kings you at least had to fabricate a claim on a place before stealing it
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Happy belated Feast of the Ass to those who celebrate.
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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all been said by now, but i watched all of the videos of that shooting together & the shooter deliberately walked in front of the car, the driver turned to avoid him (visible in the video he took from his phone) and he was clear of the car when he fired. he just wanted an excuse to kill
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Okay, I know I'm normally a goth girl enthusiast, but this proper fucks me up too.
Thibault style in my impression... they just walking around then someone got poked.🤺👣
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Sure, why not.
Today is my birthday, and I am 35. As with many of my birthdays, I'll spend this evening flying bc it's a cheap day to fly.

I'd like people to share and/or wishlist my game, and if it seems interesting to you wishlist it (the description has so much info).

Alternatively boop your kitty for me.
Eternal Skies TCG on Steam
Eternal Skies is a fully customizable single player TCG RPG, similar to old handheld titles like the Pokemon Trading Card Game for GBC. The cards and story are inspired by Skies of Arcadia and Slavic ...
store.steampowered.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Bean Sidhe v2 is ready for 2026! Check out new content and accessibility features. As always, any proceeds will be going directly to people in need.

Full patch notes and the game can be found at store.steampowered.com/app/3694740/... or sealbeegames.itch.io/bean-sidhe

#gamedev #indiegame
Save 20% on Bean Sidhe on Steam
Bean Sidhe (banshee) is a narrative walking sim through Irish and modern history featuring fully voiced interactions and colorful 3D landscapes.
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December 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM