Jonny Ravages
@mightee.bsky.social
unfinished parts of the death ray on the lawn
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Jonny Ravages
@mightee.bsky.social
· Jul 1
did you guys know that if you have enough nicotine you don’t need to eat
Despite the fact that it is cold and you are pretty sick, I do recommend you take the one hour round-trip walk to the record store. It’s gonna be worth it. You’re gonna find a copy of VU.
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Despite the fact that it is cold and you are pretty sick, I do recommend you take the one hour round-trip walk to the record store. It’s gonna be worth it. You’re gonna find a copy of VU.
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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Wake Up Babe! The new metaphor for everything just dropped.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Wake Up Babe! The new metaphor for everything just dropped.
what’s going to happen when the cybertruck texture finally loads
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
what’s going to happen when the cybertruck texture finally loads
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Robot walks into a bar
Orders a drink, lays down a bill
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots"
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"
Orders a drink, lays down a bill
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots"
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Robot walks into a bar
Orders a drink, lays down a bill
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots"
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"
Orders a drink, lays down a bill
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots"
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"
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One argument I used to make to my students about why it was important to learn history (and historical thinking) is that someone was always going to be trying to tell you things were natural or had always been this way and that you needed to be able to see that as an exercise of power.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
One argument I used to make to my students about why it was important to learn history (and historical thinking) is that someone was always going to be trying to tell you things were natural or had always been this way and that you needed to be able to see that as an exercise of power.
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IDM??? I do not want intelligent dance music thabk you very much. I am looking for the Beeps For Oafs.
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
IDM??? I do not want intelligent dance music thabk you very much. I am looking for the Beeps For Oafs.
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Me: What do you say if a cop tries to talk to you?
8yo, rule-follower: I would like to talk to my lawyer.
5yo, reckless but attentive: Then "Booyah," right?
Me: *tears in eyes* Yes, yes.
8yo, rule-follower: I would like to talk to my lawyer.
5yo, reckless but attentive: Then "Booyah," right?
Me: *tears in eyes* Yes, yes.
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Me: What do you say if a cop tries to talk to you?
8yo, rule-follower: I would like to talk to my lawyer.
5yo, reckless but attentive: Then "Booyah," right?
Me: *tears in eyes* Yes, yes.
8yo, rule-follower: I would like to talk to my lawyer.
5yo, reckless but attentive: Then "Booyah," right?
Me: *tears in eyes* Yes, yes.
missing my company holiday party because I'm sick wouldn't feel so bad if it weren't my first one at this place
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
missing my company holiday party because I'm sick wouldn't feel so bad if it weren't my first one at this place
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Absolutely wild that we put an infrared telescope in orbit a million miles away from earth after promising it for 2 decades and it sent us back jaw-dropping shit like this and the richest folks in the country would rather pour money into hating immigrants
September 23, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Absolutely wild that we put an infrared telescope in orbit a million miles away from earth after promising it for 2 decades and it sent us back jaw-dropping shit like this and the richest folks in the country would rather pour money into hating immigrants
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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Tonight: Recreated Herman Blume's panicked driving sans brakes, but on ice downhill toward a busy road. youtu.be/twIkfDx5yo8?...
Rushmore (1998) - Revenge Montage (The Who) scene [1080]
YouTube video by Screen Themes
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Tonight: Recreated Herman Blume's panicked driving sans brakes, but on ice downhill toward a busy road. youtu.be/twIkfDx5yo8?...
Anyone who has ever built—or even upgraded—a computer themselves feel what a huge bummer this is. RIP.
After nearly 30 years, Crucial will stop selling RAM to consumers
Micron cites AI data center demand as reason for killing DIY upgrade brand.
arstechnica.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Anyone who has ever built—or even upgraded—a computer themselves feel what a huge bummer this is. RIP.
if I’m paying $21 in shipping and import fees on a $25 item THAT GIFT HAD BETTER FUCKING SHOW UP IN TIME
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
if I’m paying $21 in shipping and import fees on a $25 item THAT GIFT HAD BETTER FUCKING SHOW UP IN TIME
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Number of times you've changed your smoke alarm batteries wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Number of times you've changed your smoke alarm batteries wrapped
I can't decide if I love or hate Geese, but I gotta admit that "Getting Killed" is one of the best album titles I've heard in long, long time.
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I can't decide if I love or hate Geese, but I gotta admit that "Getting Killed" is one of the best album titles I've heard in long, long time.
I got a new travel coffee mug, so of course my life is totally different now.
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I got a new travel coffee mug, so of course my life is totally different now.
he looks like he’s about to joyfully beat someone’s ass (complimentary)
“A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? … Baseball!”
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
he looks like he’s about to joyfully beat someone’s ass (complimentary)
not me wearing green and yellow in a bar full of Husker red
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
not me wearing green and yellow in a bar full of Husker red
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Do the people ridiculing Romeo Doubs’ puffy helmet know that he can’t hear them from on top of his giant pile of money?
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do the people ridiculing Romeo Doubs’ puffy helmet know that he can’t hear them from on top of his giant pile of money?
I did it! (had too much coffee)
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I did it! (had too much coffee)
this is my emotional support daily stabbing headache
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this is my emotional support daily stabbing headache