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Michelle M
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Wounds.
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Sno-Cops
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Twig
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Reskeeting so I can find the thread later. I’d already put passport and IUD on my to-do list, I fucking hate it here.
Right. Here's your to-do list for the next two months to put you in the best possible position to survive what's coming:

1. Renew your passport (or apply for a passport) this week even if it is not expiring in the next four years. Renewing early will give you the maximum 10-year validity period.
November 7, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Cubicles are awesome, sponsored by Steelcase! (hey you know what's actually nice is an office with a door for the majority of work and then collaborative spaces available for conversation)
As Office Workers Make Their Return, So Does the Lowly Cubicle
Once derided as symbols of a commodified work force, cubicles are making a comeback, and workers are personalizing them and posting photos on social media.
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2023 at 11:37 AM
I was telling my Lyft driver Wednesday morning about the loss of Lahaina, and she immediately jumped to government conspiracy without any details. Meanwhile I’m in the back like 😳😧😬
Checked Twitter for more Hawaii fire updates this morning: the top results are still largely conspiracy and QAnon swill.

Twitter is now an exponentially less useful tool for disaster updates than it was just a few months ago.
August 12, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Aw man that means I need to check a bag
Cancer: While looking for love, you'll find adventure! Bring knives.
August 12, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Today I jumped the light rail fare because construction scaffolding was blocking the scanner, the train was there, and I didn't want to wait in the heat for the next one.

My flight got canceled. Homeward, I try to scan QR code and it's fussy. I do not jump again, I persist, and I miss the train.
July 28, 2023 at 6:29 AM
I'll teach you all this
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best
July 15, 2023 at 3:30 AM
Once again, I have in under an hour completed an errand that has been causing me distress by being unfinished for 4 months. I will learn nothing.
July 13, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Someone invent a travel app that overlays average daily high temperature with flight prices so I can figure out where to go this weekend lest I stay here and melt.
July 12, 2023 at 2:01 AM
I am suddenly nostalgic for the whale-shaped microkitchen at the Google Venice office.
dune: part two (2023)
July 9, 2023 at 12:55 AM
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Is America truly free if police routinely harass and murder people of color for simply existing in public spaces?

Are we free to pursue happiness if millions of people are one missed paycheck or hospital visit away from homelessness?

Liberty and Justice for who?
July 3, 2023 at 4:39 PM
I took a break from watching the excellent but stressful The Bear to decompress. Which is how I, a childless woman in my 40s, came to spend my Saturday night watching Bluey and drinking sparkling rosé. 🐓🚨
July 2, 2023 at 2:57 AM
It is not going to feel exactly like this forever.
June 30, 2023 at 1:02 AM