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marshmele
@michelegoo.bsky.social
I tell jokes onstage and in uncomfortable situations.
Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts.
No bigots 🚫. Any pronoun. AuDHD.
Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land

https://linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha
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This stage of capitalism feels like the end of a monopoly game that’s been going on for hours and you already know you lost but the dick winning won’t let you go to bed until they get all of your money or you die.
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Earplugs at concerts are great tho, especially ones designed for that purpose
On a friendly note, it's difficult times, workwise. If you were ever thinking about getting some really nice earplugs for that gig you've got tickets for, I'd love you to consider mine. They're very good, I just quite suck at *checks* spending money on advertising.
pocomoto.co.nz/shop/earplug...
Attenuators - Best value earplugs in Aotearoa - Poco Moto
These are the best value earplugs you can find in Aotearoa! 'Earplugs' is not the right word here - strictly speaking, they're attenuators...
pocomoto.co.nz
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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🎵 Mr Sandman, please stay away. No one wants to hear / what you have to say. You only crawled back / to try sell your book. Fuck you, you monster / you're still on the hook. For all the horrid shit you diiiiid. So Mr Sandman please fuck right off. 🎶
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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fleabag season 3 could heal us
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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It’s hard to believe the Mr Sparkle storyline is the B plot of that episode
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I wish i enjoyed doing chores irl half as much as i enjoy doing them in videogames
February 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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31 years ago motherfuckers

youtu.be/3kaUaUeMNvY?...
The Amps - Tipp City
YouTube video by 4AD
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Got $20 yesterday that I'm putting towards this
Just got the bill in the mail, my plan won't start until I've paid the premium
I'm disabled and trans; I really need health insurance!
Please share and donate if you have anything to spare 💕💸

20/400
I had to use the money I was saving for my insurance premium to pay court filing fees for my divorce and help with late rent. Asking for $400 to cover insurance. Anything, no matter how small, helps. Including shares 💕💸

PP: karmathegoddess
CA: melancholytheclown
V: goddexxgrimes
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Ewww is neil back? Gross 🤮
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I’m so tired 🫩
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Just to close the loop here. A cozy club of just the very worst people.
February 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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This valentine’s day i wish i could go on an over caffeinated date with Lorelai Gilmore
January 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Mich stop listening to the same song on repeat and get something to eat challenge
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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Blondie - Heart Of Glass
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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Is it too early in the week to get drank? What is time?
February 2, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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One step at a time!
#art#painting#bird
February 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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JOSIE’S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Caught a birb!
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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absolutely the same thing that happened in Aus, the leader of the coalition stood behind nazis showing up at Anzac Day marches and got destroyed, but Labor took the win as an endorsement of their bold policy of doing nothing, and we're suffering for it
Please CHRIST look at the UK; Starmer’s Labour didn’t win the last election; the Conservatives lost it. The thing to do is to *BURN AWAY* Schumer, Jeffries et al through direct action, protests, primaries. You and I are in charge (sorry! but also: congrats!) Catch up with us, Dems, or be retired.
the thing is, the way it looks right now democrats are going to do really well even by default. dont have to go on record promising anything, dont need to be bold, dont need to put themselves out there and theyll probably get control

thats just not good enough
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Idk which girl needs to hear this, but if the chair in your room is covered in clothes you can just get another chair. And another. They can't stop you. Don't let them stop you girlbossing.
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Changing my name to ChatGPT to see if I can get a job I'm completely unqualified for.
May 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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Robots are coming for yer jerbs!

The robot -
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Remembering Frogomir 😭
February 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world.
#WorldBollardAssociation
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Sorry if you didn’t want to wake up to ‘your love’ on repeat, neighbour
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM