president toad
@michelaaa.bsky.social
i’m the toad from mario and also a girl
(she/her) (cutie)
(she/her) (cutie)
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The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
the single line that has saved me the most hassle in my life is "lefty loosey righty tighty"
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
get grandpa off the tv i’m trying to watch SURVIVORRRR
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
get grandpa off the tv i’m trying to watch SURVIVORRRR
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piss tank half full 💕🩷💓 piss tank half empty🥀💔🙁
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
piss tank half full 💕🩷💓 piss tank half empty🥀💔🙁
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i moved to the PNW expecting earthquakes all the time and. i haven’t even felt ONE
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i moved to the PNW expecting earthquakes all the time and. i haven’t even felt ONE
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What I hear when I walk into the dementia unit:
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What I hear when I walk into the dementia unit:
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
droolius caesar 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Droolius Caesar 🐕
Adult male Fox Terrier mix
Adoptable from Winchester Area SPCA (Winchester, VA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/droolius-caesar-79341481/va/winchester/winchester-area-spca-va174/
Adult male Fox Terrier mix
Adoptable from Winchester Area SPCA (Winchester, VA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/droolius-caesar-79341481/va/winchester/winchester-area-spca-va174/
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
droolius caesar 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
we need to be using MORE pesticides on MORE food because these ANTS WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!
October 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
we need to be using MORE pesticides on MORE food because these ANTS WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!
dream date
Looooove so many things I’ve got to tell you.
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
dream date
now why are we exfoliating twice a day.
This under-$40 Dermalogica set includes an exfoliant Courteney Cox uses ‘twice a day’
This under-$40 Dermalogica set includes an exfoliant Courteney Cox uses ‘twice a day’
Oprah's also a fan of the brand.
pagesix.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
now why are we exfoliating twice a day.
calling it now: heidi klum will be elizasue from the substance for halloween
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
calling it now: heidi klum will be elizasue from the substance for halloween
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a former NCAA swimmer who was no longer allowed to compete killed herself *last week*
fuck you gavin, to the ends of the earth
fuck you gavin, to the ends of the earth
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a former NCAA swimmer who was no longer allowed to compete killed herself *last week*
fuck you gavin, to the ends of the earth
fuck you gavin, to the ends of the earth
aww they’re all gonna sleep soo good tonight 🩷
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
aww they’re all gonna sleep soo good tonight 🩷
BRAD PAISLEY IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR 2 WORLD SERIES GAME 3S GOING TO 18 INNINGS
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
BRAD PAISLEY IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR 2 WORLD SERIES GAME 3S GOING TO 18 INNINGS
bury me with the video of liza minnelli singing DAYO DAAAYOOO
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
bury me with the video of liza minnelli singing DAYO DAAAYOOO
sorry maybe i can’t read but is zendaya not listed
October 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
sorry maybe i can’t read but is zendaya not listed
just remembered Hobo Johnson
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
just remembered Hobo Johnson
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you'd think a prominent news outlet like the New York Times might mention that "antifa" isn't an actual organization in a long story about antifa, but nope!
and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate
and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
you'd think a prominent news outlet like the New York Times might mention that "antifa" isn't an actual organization in a long story about antifa, but nope!
and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate
and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.