Michael Stahlke
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Michael Stahlke
@michaelstahlke.bsky.social
It is best to love first what you are fitted to love, I suppose: you must start somewhere and have some roots, and the soil of the Shire is deep.
It’s getting harder but you have to trust your instincts.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Newspapers are involved somehow
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The time for soliloquies is after everyone has had a plate.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Death From Within
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
What puts the ape in apricot?

WHADDA THEY GOT THAT I AINT GOT?!?
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Get his ass
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
lol. I’ve been there brother.
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“You’re all full of shit”

Oh ok, thanks. Glad we lined up at 0400 to hear that.
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Love to make a bunch of troopies get in formation on thanksgiving and then tell them they’re full of shit
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
JD: How many of you guys roast an 18 pound turkey on a random summer afternoon?

80% of the audience: “I live in the barracks, asshole!”
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
He really thinks he looks good in all this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Neither my football or wrestling team was anywhere near good enough to justify that stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A side benefit of leaving facebook back in ‘21 is that I don’t have to pay any mind to people I was vaguely affiliated with during the 90s.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM