Michael Stahlke
@michaelstahlke.bsky.social
It is best to love first what you are fitted to love, I suppose: you must start somewhere and have some roots, and the soil of the Shire is deep.
Hot Dog Labrador Gang
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hot Dog Labrador Gang
I once had an aversion to deviled eggs because my dad’s second wife made me eat some when I was six and I threw it all up on my grandmother’s formal dining table.
But I overcame that through sheer force of Will when I was 28.
But I overcame that through sheer force of Will when I was 28.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I once had an aversion to deviled eggs because my dad’s second wife made me eat some when I was six and I threw it all up on my grandmother’s formal dining table.
But I overcame that through sheer force of Will when I was 28.
But I overcame that through sheer force of Will when I was 28.
Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Gumbo. Chunky Steak And Loaded Baked Potato. Spicy Nashville Style Chicken. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were eating, you couldn't taste it?
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Gumbo. Chunky Steak And Loaded Baked Potato. Spicy Nashville Style Chicken. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were eating, you couldn't taste it?
Prayers up for the travelers today
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Prayers up for the travelers today
You all knew this was coming
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You all knew this was coming
Please, my Profession Of Arms……she’s very sick
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Please, my Profession Of Arms……she’s very sick
A month or so ago one of my neighbors asked if I would want my kids to join the military and I said “this military? I’d rather they be a bum on they street”
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A month or so ago one of my neighbors asked if I would want my kids to join the military and I said “this military? I’d rather they be a bum on they street”
They gotta give him the helmet and vest again.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
They gotta give him the helmet and vest again.
These ole boys are absolutely crushing beers on the job.
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
These ole boys are absolutely crushing beers on the job.
My favorite bit on the Yale Harvard rivalry
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My favorite bit on the Yale Harvard rivalry
So the meme is true.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
So the meme is true.
Earlier this week I was at the grocery store and there was a fifties-ish man who was very well put together. And, in a grave breach of PNW protocol I said “Hey sir, I like your style. You got the well worn leather, the scarf, looking sharp man”
And he said “It’s all good brother. Tis the season”
And he said “It’s all good brother. Tis the season”
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Earlier this week I was at the grocery store and there was a fifties-ish man who was very well put together. And, in a grave breach of PNW protocol I said “Hey sir, I like your style. You got the well worn leather, the scarf, looking sharp man”
And he said “It’s all good brother. Tis the season”
And he said “It’s all good brother. Tis the season”
Men would rather die than go to the hospital: (derogatory)
Men will hear “You may never recover fully” from a neurosurgeon and then do that anyway: (laudatory)
Men will hear “You may never recover fully” from a neurosurgeon and then do that anyway: (laudatory)
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Men would rather die than go to the hospital: (derogatory)
Men will hear “You may never recover fully” from a neurosurgeon and then do that anyway: (laudatory)
Men will hear “You may never recover fully” from a neurosurgeon and then do that anyway: (laudatory)
One of the TB sub commanders we were going after had been moved around from district to district because he kept doing things like slicing women’s breasts off and shit like that. And that wasn’t something we made up, it’s what other Taliban leaders were saying about him.
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One of the TB sub commanders we were going after had been moved around from district to district because he kept doing things like slicing women’s breasts off and shit like that. And that wasn’t something we made up, it’s what other Taliban leaders were saying about him.
I was going to respond to this by saying that I don’t believe in ghosts either, but then I said to myself “hey there Stahlke, you believe in a godhead that includes something called the Holy Ghost”.
So instead, here’s an imagined conversation between myself and Lutheran ghosts
So instead, here’s an imagined conversation between myself and Lutheran ghosts
![Me: So how's unlife?
Ghost 1: Can't complain
Ghost 2: Not too bad ya know
***long silence***
Ghost 1: That lawn'd probably grow better if you picked up after your dog once
Me: [tapping a spoon against my coffee cup slightly longer than is absolutely necessary]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wlyhjosi6kchhnm7objmh7zo/bafkreidycazcnrm2odobdstdp6466irky7kjopctw6hrnb35cwf67sx3ea@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I was going to respond to this by saying that I don’t believe in ghosts either, but then I said to myself “hey there Stahlke, you believe in a godhead that includes something called the Holy Ghost”.
So instead, here’s an imagined conversation between myself and Lutheran ghosts
So instead, here’s an imagined conversation between myself and Lutheran ghosts
Yeah I dunno. Seems like a real paper shield to me.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yeah I dunno. Seems like a real paper shield to me.
