Adam Somang Karlson
@michaelbeers.bsky.social
This is purely an outlet for jokes I can’t fit into screenplays, I have normal/marketable opinions about things that actually matter. Please hire me.
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*centrist political opinion mixed with a media reference that doesn’t anger the current institutions in power or potential employers*
My favorite found family show is Mad Men
January 26, 2026 at 10:29 AM
My favorite found family show is Mad Men
My biggest kink is saying something so intersectionally feminist that straight white women scream at me
January 23, 2026 at 9:41 PM
My biggest kink is saying something so intersectionally feminist that straight white women scream at me
Bro T-Mobile does have home internet
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Bro T-Mobile does have home internet
I grew up in a household where we were taught not to make people uncomfortable
January 22, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I grew up in a household where we were taught not to make people uncomfortable
White chocolate on white chocolate crime
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 AM
White chocolate on white chocolate crime
I just wanna play with swords in the woods with my boys and pretend we live in a world where lust don’t exist
January 21, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I just wanna play with swords in the woods with my boys and pretend we live in a world where lust don’t exist
Gohan O’Brien
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Gohan O’Brien
1950s movies always named shit like “A Most Chinese Man” directed by Edgar H. Bertram
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 AM
1950s movies always named shit like “A Most Chinese Man” directed by Edgar H. Bertram
Yo moms so old, her pussy in the public domain
January 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Yo moms so old, her pussy in the public domain
OH HELL NAH, SHE SHOWIN HER STAMEN ON ONLYFLOWERS!
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
OH HELL NAH, SHE SHOWIN HER STAMEN ON ONLYFLOWERS!
Darth Clitoris
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Darth Clitoris
Job from the Bible would’ve killed himself 4 hours in to the day I just had
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Job from the Bible would’ve killed himself 4 hours in to the day I just had
I feel like James Franco talks about his Comedy Central Roast like that one guy at the end of Sinners
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I feel like James Franco talks about his Comedy Central Roast like that one guy at the end of Sinners
Oh god it’s everywhere
February 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh god it’s everywhere
I hate Mahomes but I will always respect a man who plays ball like he hates his wife
February 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I hate Mahomes but I will always respect a man who plays ball like he hates his wife
Saw a therapy dog get PTSD at a Los Angeles Costco
January 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Saw a therapy dog get PTSD at a Los Angeles Costco
My dad likes Camp Lazlo more than your dad does
January 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My dad likes Camp Lazlo more than your dad does
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I think I'd like to age into dressing like a 1970s basketball coach. Turtleneck under a checkered blazer. Slightly flared leg. Those guys figured something out that Reagan forced us to forget and I want to relearn it.
December 31, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I think I'd like to age into dressing like a 1970s basketball coach. Turtleneck under a checkered blazer. Slightly flared leg. Those guys figured something out that Reagan forced us to forget and I want to relearn it.
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this one sorcerer who lives across the street keeps casting a spell that changes my opinions about stuff and i love it
September 8, 2024 at 12:44 AM
this one sorcerer who lives across the street keeps casting a spell that changes my opinions about stuff and i love it
If I was Jeffrey Dahmer I would’ve just did that shit to ants instead of people
December 2, 2024 at 3:49 PM
If I was Jeffrey Dahmer I would’ve just did that shit to ants instead of people
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videojuego,,,VIDEOJUEGO, ,
November 30, 2024 at 3:45 PM
videojuego,,,VIDEOJUEGO, ,
I’m probably the Michael Jordan of guys who think about swords and Hunter Schafer at work
November 26, 2024 at 7:06 PM
I’m probably the Michael Jordan of guys who think about swords and Hunter Schafer at work
*centrist political opinion mixed with a media reference that doesn’t anger the current institutions in power or potential employers*
November 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
*centrist political opinion mixed with a media reference that doesn’t anger the current institutions in power or potential employers*
These violent delights are ruining my marriage
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 AM
These violent delights are ruining my marriage
Clown girls make me feel like the bad guy in the Hunchback of Notre Dame
November 23, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Clown girls make me feel like the bad guy in the Hunchback of Notre Dame