michael augustine
@michaelaugustine.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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If a nuclear bomb went off in LA the first thing I would do is check to see if the Dodgers were home or away.
Happy 20 years in wrestling to one of the best Canadians to ever lace em up, Nicole Matthews
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Happy 20 years in wrestling to one of the best Canadians to ever lace em up, Nicole Matthews
The Braves are suspending him for this. He should demand a trade to the San Francisco Giants.
Ronald Acuña Jr., a legendary baseball player with the Atlanta Braves, was on the set of Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show. See his cameo.
Atlanta Braves legend makes surprise appearance in Super Bowl halftime
Ronald Acuña Jr., a legendary baseball player with the Atlanta Braves, was on the set of Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show. See his cameo.
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February 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
The Braves are suspending him for this. He should demand a trade to the San Francisco Giants.
mobile game ads make me legitimately angry
February 6, 2026 at 3:09 AM
mobile game ads make me legitimately angry
It took me three weeks to arrive at cardigan in big & tall sizing, who knows how long it will take me to find the perfect one
I hope to someday return to having some type of creative outlet, but I think it’ll probably be awhile. Like how much energy can I dedicate to an art form when I am making regular trips to Winners looking for “The Perfect Long Cardigan”.
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 AM
It took me three weeks to arrive at cardigan in big & tall sizing, who knows how long it will take me to find the perfect one
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Just a heads up if you do it the second way the responses will be that you’re not allowed to do that either
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Just a heads up if you do it the second way the responses will be that you’re not allowed to do that either
Had to stop reading The Hobbit to console my son who is devastated that Smaug is dead.
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Had to stop reading The Hobbit to console my son who is devastated that Smaug is dead.
Son #2 is now one month old. Please update your logs.
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Son #2 is now one month old. Please update your logs.
Madone, dey gotta fuggin Italian computer running da team
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Madone, dey gotta fuggin Italian computer running da team
Woke up from a nap (in jeans) and caught myself mid-pulling my calf muscle and reversed action to prevent any damage. One of the greatest moments of my life I think.
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Woke up from a nap (in jeans) and caught myself mid-pulling my calf muscle and reversed action to prevent any damage. One of the greatest moments of my life I think.
Just found out the last Toys R Us in BC closed a couple weeks back. I served two Christmastime tours at TRU in the States back in the late 2000s. All that death… what was it all for?
February 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Just found out the last Toys R Us in BC closed a couple weeks back. I served two Christmastime tours at TRU in the States back in the late 2000s. All that death… what was it all for?
One of my most cherished memories is watching Out Cold (2001) with my dad and there being a mid credit scene of David Koechner’s character Stumpy, shown throughout the movie being a big ol’ dumbass, ranting about returning to the Gold Standard and my dad turning to me to say, “He’s right, you know.”
February 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
One of my most cherished memories is watching Out Cold (2001) with my dad and there being a mid credit scene of David Koechner’s character Stumpy, shown throughout the movie being a big ol’ dumbass, ranting about returning to the Gold Standard and my dad turning to me to say, “He’s right, you know.”
I think that, in another time and another place, Galadriel when she gets all spooky talking about becoming a Queen if she had the One Ring and i could’ve made each other very happy
February 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I think that, in another time and another place, Galadriel when she gets all spooky talking about becoming a Queen if she had the One Ring and i could’ve made each other very happy
watching L.A. Confidential and shaking my head every time Spacey is on screen doing a good job at acting
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
watching L.A. Confidential and shaking my head every time Spacey is on screen doing a good job at acting
no worse feeling in the world than walking in on my MIL watching Father Brown and slowly realizing that I’ve seen this one before. that shouldn’t ever be the case.
February 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
no worse feeling in the world than walking in on my MIL watching Father Brown and slowly realizing that I’ve seen this one before. that shouldn’t ever be the case.
Wives hate to see a real shitter thrive.
January 30, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Wives hate to see a real shitter thrive.
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May she find John.
Folks are rightfully going to share their favorite roles of Catherine O’Hara but, if you have a few minutes today, I’m going to recommend something a little different:
Her eulogy for John Candy — a beautiful testament to him, sure, but an emotional glimpse at who SHE always seemed to be, too.
Her eulogy for John Candy — a beautiful testament to him, sure, but an emotional glimpse at who SHE always seemed to be, too.
Catherine O'Hara John Candy Eulogy (with cleaned up audio)
YouTube video by Grant Barrett
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January 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
May she find John.
Catherine O’Hara was one of the funniest people who has ever lived. God bless her.
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Catherine O’Hara was one of the funniest people who has ever lived. God bless her.
The Pattison Group statement is so funny. “Oh we didn’t know they’d use it for an ICE facility. We thought that the current administration would use a massive warehousing space for one of its many humanitarian endeavors.”
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 AM
The Pattison Group statement is so funny. “Oh we didn’t know they’d use it for an ICE facility. We thought that the current administration would use a massive warehousing space for one of its many humanitarian endeavors.”
my beautiful wife, whom I love, and who has seen all 176 episodes of Deep Space Nine, just referred to Benjamin Sisko as “Captain Baseball”
January 28, 2026 at 6:01 AM
my beautiful wife, whom I love, and who has seen all 176 episodes of Deep Space Nine, just referred to Benjamin Sisko as “Captain Baseball”
any guesses for what this was about?
January 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
any guesses for what this was about?
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov How’s that ICE funding feeling now dickhead?
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov How’s that ICE funding feeling now dickhead?
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COLUMBO: just one more thing, sir, uh, you mentioned... when you had this terapy session, you said you made your terapist laugh?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
COLUMBO: just one more thing, sir, uh, you mentioned... when you had this terapy session, you said you made your terapist laugh?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
When the dog eats all but like four pieces of kibble, that’s the madre for his next scoop of kibble.
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
When the dog eats all but like four pieces of kibble, that’s the madre for his next scoop of kibble.
Our current bedtime routine has me on watch from midnight until 3 and I’m running back and forth across the hall between the newborn in our room and the toddler in his room like a goddamn episode of Scooby-Doo.
January 22, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Our current bedtime routine has me on watch from midnight until 3 and I’m running back and forth across the hall between the newborn in our room and the toddler in his room like a goddamn episode of Scooby-Doo.