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STEPHEN A: Volodymyr, I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[ZELENSKYY nods]
STEPHEN A: You KNOW I am sensitive to the Donbas region.
ZELENSKYY: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!
the us men's curling team's record isn't that bad, but everytime i've watched them, these dorks are fucking up
February 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
int’l players anthem music video
Soooo has everybody figured out what their street gang’s theming is going to be after the Event?
February 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
i've ended up on this wikipedia page several times in the last few months, no real reason
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
Death of Benito Mussolini - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Love this for Klay.

He gets to be a giant dork and his girl loves him. What a guy!
February 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
not the same one, but just caused me to remember the fausto carmona thing
Roberto Hernández
Pitcher
Debut: 1991 - Retired: 2007
PIT - SFG - PHI - LAD - CLE - KCR - CHW - NYM - TBD - ATL
Roberto Hernández at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Roberto Hernández
baseball-reference.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Elana Meyers Taylor.
Wins medals in 4 Olympics (bronze in 2010, silver in 2014/18/22)
In 2020 & 2022, she has kids. Both have special needs. She lives on the road with them, flying around the world for months at a time to compete in bobsled.
And THEN! At 41! She wins her first gold.
American hero.
February 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
there are air fryer instructions on the toaster strudel box, we used to be a proper country
February 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
February 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Her sixth Olympic medal, first gold.
February 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
it might tho
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
February 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
i understand adjusting for the wind, but why is there a scoring component of ski jumping, should be just how far you go, i am not a crackpot
February 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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wrong one passed again
February 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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FUCKING AROUND
May 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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RIP
February 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
cowards
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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if you ever feel bad you can just watch whose line is it anyway compilations on youtube
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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I don't see anything
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"

(sorry, you cant have February.)

Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM