Methylis
@methylis.bsky.social
No kings, no gods, no masters. ACAB. Anti-fascist, anti-racist.
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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The more you take, the less you have.
You will starve, surrounded by gold.
You will starve, surrounded by gold.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The more you take, the less you have.
You will starve, surrounded by gold.
You will starve, surrounded by gold.
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Belly buttons? No, no, I’m talking about my characters. See, there’s my innie, and there’s my outie. And my wife is dead, but she’s also alive, but she might be a clone and
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Belly buttons? No, no, I’m talking about my characters. See, there’s my innie, and there’s my outie. And my wife is dead, but she’s also alive, but she might be a clone and
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looking for Christmas inflatables and there are some absolutely fascinating dinosaur design choices being made out there, like this one with a raptor biting Santa Claus smack-dab in his tender ass
dinosaurmadness.com/items/6-ft-i...
dinosaurmadness.com/items/6-ft-i...
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
looking for Christmas inflatables and there are some absolutely fascinating dinosaur design choices being made out there, like this one with a raptor biting Santa Claus smack-dab in his tender ass
dinosaurmadness.com/items/6-ft-i...
dinosaurmadness.com/items/6-ft-i...
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the sunbeam dog is sending calm warm saturday vibes your way
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the sunbeam dog is sending calm warm saturday vibes your way
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okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
Today marks eleven months without alcohol. Definitely didn't think I'd be typing those words when I started this.
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Today marks eleven months without alcohol. Definitely didn't think I'd be typing those words when I started this.
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Forced sterilization never died!
“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Forced sterilization never died!
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Bunny status report:
He still chomk
He still chomk
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Bunny status report:
He still chomk
He still chomk
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Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
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Planning a heist to break into the Louvre just to hang up this Shadowrun piece by Larry Elmore. Truly one of mankind’s single greatest artistic achievements.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Planning a heist to break into the Louvre just to hang up this Shadowrun piece by Larry Elmore. Truly one of mankind’s single greatest artistic achievements.
😢
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
😢
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OK. I am honestly shocked. This is crazy
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
OK. I am honestly shocked. This is crazy
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He was right and he should have said it and the mods should stop being big fucking babies to defend terfs, pedophiles, and nazis.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
He was right and he should have said it and the mods should stop being big fucking babies to defend terfs, pedophiles, and nazis.
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this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Finley and the human had a class leaving me all alone (rude) so when they got home I greeted them with some toys and made sure Humom knew I was ready to play!
#DogsOfBlueSky
#DogsOfBlueSky
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Finley and the human had a class leaving me all alone (rude) so when they got home I greeted them with some toys and made sure Humom knew I was ready to play!
#DogsOfBlueSky
#DogsOfBlueSky
He was right to say it
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
He was right to say it
You can't make me read it. I refuse. Not damaging my psyche any more than I need to
there is actually a story in this revolting Nuzzi piece if you sandblast away the lies about a hot young woman being "in love" with a guy old enough to be her grandfather who looks like a catcher's mitt and sounds like an evil muppet
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You can't make me read it. I refuse. Not damaging my psyche any more than I need to
Incredible
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Incredible
Tax strike
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Tax strike
