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#speirgorm if you are in the Clonliffe Road area please keep an eye out for our lovely former foster boy Ernie
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
#speirgorm if you are in the Clonliffe Road area please keep an eye out for our lovely former foster boy Ernie
went xmas shoppping with my mam this morning and i always forget that she has whatever the opposite of social anxiety is.
she was looking for a shirt for my dad and so asked the guy in the shop if they had anything for "an old man, who's skinny but needs room for his beer belly"
she was looking for a shirt for my dad and so asked the guy in the shop if they had anything for "an old man, who's skinny but needs room for his beer belly"
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
went xmas shoppping with my mam this morning and i always forget that she has whatever the opposite of social anxiety is.
she was looking for a shirt for my dad and so asked the guy in the shop if they had anything for "an old man, who's skinny but needs room for his beer belly"
she was looking for a shirt for my dad and so asked the guy in the shop if they had anything for "an old man, who's skinny but needs room for his beer belly"
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
i'm not engaged in diet culture or any of that nonsense in any way. so understand i'm talking purely medically when i say, i THINK i probably should not be eating 3/4 crisp sandwiches a week
December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i'm not engaged in diet culture or any of that nonsense in any way. so understand i'm talking purely medically when i say, i THINK i probably should not be eating 3/4 crisp sandwiches a week
thank god for the beam in the sky in dublin right now. honestly i don't know what i'd do without a big huge beam of light in the sky
December 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
thank god for the beam in the sky in dublin right now. honestly i don't know what i'd do without a big huge beam of light in the sky
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i am alright thank you
December 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
i am alright thank you
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
i've been having bonkers dreams last night and i might compile them into a zine or something. because if there's one thing everyone's interested in, it's other peoples dreams
December 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i've been having bonkers dreams last night and i might compile them into a zine or something. because if there's one thing everyone's interested in, it's other peoples dreams
every few years a new group of people discover that jamie oliver is a miserable prick and i feel smug that i've always hated him. now the reasons are more justified but i knew he was trouble when he tried to convince us that you could make all those meals in 15 minutes
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
every few years a new group of people discover that jamie oliver is a miserable prick and i feel smug that i've always hated him. now the reasons are more justified but i knew he was trouble when he tried to convince us that you could make all those meals in 15 minutes
found a kind of cool crimbo gift that i'm getting for some family and as not to gatekeep i'm sharing it here! 1 year membership pass that gets you in free to all heritage sites and tours of ireland, only 40 quid per voucher or less for students and seniors heritageireland.ie/visit/herita...
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heritageireland.ie
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
found a kind of cool crimbo gift that i'm getting for some family and as not to gatekeep i'm sharing it here! 1 year membership pass that gets you in free to all heritage sites and tours of ireland, only 40 quid per voucher or less for students and seniors heritageireland.ie/visit/herita...
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Brosnan, who starred in 4 Bond films [2], is most known for bringing Navan Swag [3] to the role,
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Brosnan, who starred in 4 Bond films [2], is most known for bringing Navan Swag [3] to the role,
oh damn i forgot it was toy show night. i wasn't going to watch it but i was going to post "anyone who's watching toy show tonight must be a fascist" on all my social media accounts and then log off for 5 days and never explain myself
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
oh damn i forgot it was toy show night. i wasn't going to watch it but i was going to post "anyone who's watching toy show tonight must be a fascist" on all my social media accounts and then log off for 5 days and never explain myself
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Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
i can only motivate myself through spite. can someone act like there's no way i have the moxie or the the brains to learn how to crochet so i get real upset and become a crochet superstar
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i can only motivate myself through spite. can someone act like there's no way i have the moxie or the the brains to learn how to crochet so i get real upset and become a crochet superstar
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when i play "the gay card", this is what i'm talking about
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
when i play "the gay card", this is what i'm talking about
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oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
rainy saturday afternoon, you know what that means. tin whistle practice !!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
rainy saturday afternoon, you know what that means. tin whistle practice !!!!!!!
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Supermarket sushi needs an edge on restaurant sushi. I propose Penguin-style jokes eg "Q: Where can you get the best sushi in Dublin? A: Glenigiri"
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Supermarket sushi needs an edge on restaurant sushi. I propose Penguin-style jokes eg "Q: Where can you get the best sushi in Dublin? A: Glenigiri"
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This is today my loves
it's not often that we have to keep something as a surprise but i've almost told everyone about this multiple times, we're supporting @jasmine4t.bsky.social in the Academy 2 (Dublin) on November 15th and it's gonna be a fucking rager
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
This is today my loves
office chat is grim today. the other temp is stressing about turning 23. someone was praised for not eating butter (for diet culture reasons). i heard the words "too woke" being said across the room. save me
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
office chat is grim today. the other temp is stressing about turning 23. someone was praised for not eating butter (for diet culture reasons). i heard the words "too woke" being said across the room. save me
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
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i wear roundy glasses. i was standing outside a pub in the middle of the day & three drunk women came out dressed up to the nines. one of them fell flat on her arse. i awkwardly shuffled, indecisive about whether to intervene. her friend seeing this shouted "even harry potter wouldn't help you up!!"
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
i wear roundy glasses. i was standing outside a pub in the middle of the day & three drunk women came out dressed up to the nines. one of them fell flat on her arse. i awkwardly shuffled, indecisive about whether to intervene. her friend seeing this shouted "even harry potter wouldn't help you up!!"
the sky is so red. some shepherds are probably creaming their jeans right now
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the sky is so red. some shepherds are probably creaming their jeans right now