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Wait,
Do you guys think alligator tweet lady is on here?
Do you guys think alligator tweet lady is on here?
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Wait,
Do you guys think alligator tweet lady is on here?
Do you guys think alligator tweet lady is on here?
Mickey Mouse closures
I am starting to think they think batting .250 is good.
January 19, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Mickey Mouse closures
Don't blame me, I voted for Sinwar.
Of all the US Citizens who should feel the greater shame right now, it isn't those who voted for Trump. It is those who did not vote at all. They were just as responsible, but believe they can deny it.
January 19, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Don't blame me, I voted for Sinwar.
Pretty sure this heralds the Last Pope
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Pretty sure this heralds the Last Pope
Democrat failures to confront the reality of climate change means Meltdown May comes earlier and earlier every year.
I'm not interested in arguing with the good people of Minnesota, on the front lines, doing the hard work of protecting our democracy. I've worked hard to bring your bravery and courage to the world in recent weeks on Hopium.
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Democrat failures to confront the reality of climate change means Meltdown May comes earlier and earlier every year.
"I am also trained in gorilla warfare"
I work with state parties every single day. There are only a handful of national leaders who actually raise real money for the year organizing state parties do--Ken Martin (dnc chair), Simon Rosenberg (Hopium), Sen. Warren and Actblue. Come for Simon and you come for all of us.
I'm not interested in arguing with the good people of Minnesota, on the front lines, doing the hard work of protecting our democracy. I've worked hard to bring your bravery and courage to the world in recent weeks on Hopium.
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
"I am also trained in gorilla warfare"
"I don't understand and that proves how smart I am"
Trump is a fascist dictator who will do anything to stay in the power so he doesn't go to jail.
Obviously you struggled to understand that
The stupidity of those who chose to vote third party or not at all is beyond understanding.
Obviously you struggled to understand that
The stupidity of those who chose to vote third party or not at all is beyond understanding.
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
"I don't understand and that proves how smart I am"
muh pee pull of uhmericuh
Look, you still defend your actions to help Trump.
You only pretend to care about the people of America
You only pretend to care about the people of America
January 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
muh pee pull of uhmericuh
"I can't imagine anybody being dumb enough to hate capitalism."
One of those perfectly stupid self-contradictory and meaningless constructions that only happens when you let autocorrect take the wheel.
One of those perfectly stupid self-contradictory and meaningless constructions that only happens when you let autocorrect take the wheel.
I can't imagine anybody being dumb enough to hate capitalism.
When paired with democracy, government oversight, and strong social safety nets it is the best system ever invented.
When paired with democracy, government oversight, and strong social safety nets it is the best system ever invented.
January 18, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"I can't imagine anybody being dumb enough to hate capitalism."
One of those perfectly stupid self-contradictory and meaningless constructions that only happens when you let autocorrect take the wheel.
One of those perfectly stupid self-contradictory and meaningless constructions that only happens when you let autocorrect take the wheel.
I am proposing that we make Shut the Fuck Up Fridays a three-day event.
He is going to get himself killed. He does not need to do this. This is reckless.
January 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I am proposing that we make Shut the Fuck Up Fridays a three-day event.
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I hope they make 19 avatar movies because no other IP tickles my tall man fetish as bad. Look how tall and jacked he is good lord. Cultural milestone
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I hope they make 19 avatar movies because no other IP tickles my tall man fetish as bad. Look how tall and jacked he is good lord. Cultural milestone
*Jack London intensifies*
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
*Jack London intensifies*
Okay, but there are 19-year-olds positively aching for this opportunity. Are you fucking kidding me?
The general theme of this commentary is "stop asking MN companies to ban ICE from their properties." The argument is that enforcing the ban would fall to individual low-paid employees, who would be placed in danger.
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January 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Okay, but there are 19-year-olds positively aching for this opportunity. Are you fucking kidding me?
"please clap"
Criticizing me/DFL for attempting to meet the moment in this time of national crisis is divisive and counter-productive. We should be cheering one another on, encouraging each other to reach higher. I'm stepping up for Minnesota in this way for this is what I do; and I'm proud to be doing it. 3/
January 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
"please clap"
Nazis can have Little Saturn as a treat
If Trump invokes the Insurrection Act and sends troops to Minnesota during some of the coldest weeks of the year, it will be shitty but also tremendously funny (not ha ha funny, of course) in a world-historical context.
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Nazis can have Little Saturn as a treat
Turns out the real treasure was knowledge. And brain damage. Mostly brain damage.
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Turns out the real treasure was knowledge. And brain damage. Mostly brain damage.
I have to kinda commend his commitment to the bit.
Pete: Dems can't just say "you can have life just like it was like it was in 2022." Sure; that seems tricky for a guy who was in the admin in 2022 and its best advocate in the press. Voter brought up 2020, Pete mused on how "history might have been a little different" if his Iowa win was clear.
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I have to kinda commend his commitment to the bit.
Gummo 2: Never Go Back to Gummo Lake
January 17, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Gummo 2: Never Go Back to Gummo Lake
*crying on the inside
"internal bleeding"
NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
*crying on the inside
Fix your hearts or DEI
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Fix your hearts or DEI
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