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Mazzy Starflyer
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I am none of these things.
“It’s November 1. Let them eat cake. Wait, cake is not WIC-approved. No, let them eat shit.” #USDA #SNAP #WIC
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I think my soul just left my body.
October 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m #brand, therefore, I am.
October 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
September 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Maybe today will be your lucky day. #rapture youtu.be/avXLKVYLlcs?...
Toy Story - The Claw
YouTube video by Top Clips
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September 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by Mazzy Starflyer
"You leave the carnival with your arm around your girl and climb behind the wheel of your car. It feels like nothing could go wrong."
Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
1. You take Mary out for a nice drive. Disaster ensues. 2. Bit by bit, this town is killing you. 3. Two remorseless killers careen acro...
buff.ly
September 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Disney: Here’s your Kimmel back. Please don’t be mad at us.
September 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Reposted by Mazzy Starflyer
Tapping the sign:

bsky.app/profile/tani...
3. Here's a page you should bookmark: It's the directory of nonprofit newsrooms that belong to the Institute for Nonprofit News. You can look for locality covered, including national newsrooms. It's so rich: explore! Find your niche!

findyournews.org/explore/
September 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
He died as he lived.
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Nice try, Diddy.
September 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My depression doesn't tell me the world would be better off without me, but rather that I would be better off without it.
September 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Whatever you think of these deployments, this should infuriate you.
September 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The best part of job hunting is when the constant jargon of the listings makes you question your humanity.
August 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Well, at least it won’t be open casket.
August 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I know a lot of good people use Substack for good reasons, but here’s why I will never subscribe.
SCOOP: Substack sent a push alert promoting a Nazi blog.
The alert contained a swastika and prompted users to subscribe to newsletter featuring opinions and news important to the "white nationalist community." The most recent post was about the necessity of building a white-only America
Substack sent a push alert promoting a Nazi blog | Taylor Lorenz
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July 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This is the most lib take I've ever had, but there's no real downside if, with a lot of money and free time next year, native South Carolinian Stephen Colbert ran against Lindsey Graham.
July 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Can’t we just skip the middleman and send him directly to space?
Sean Duffy is the interim head of NASA. We go from an actual astronaut to an idiot.
July 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Reposted by Mazzy Starflyer
What a headline.
July 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sunday is for Sinners.
July 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I do enjoy listening to my neighbors lighting their money on fire.
July 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reposted by Mazzy Starflyer
Today is the only day you can post this
July 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Mr. Smith-Wesson Goes to Washington
July 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This student loan interest rate hike is evil.
July 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I just watched a video in which someone removed several ticks from a venomous snake’s head. Like, what? I guess ticks suck anything that moves.
June 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM