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Mazzy Starflyer
@mazzystarflyer.bsky.social
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I am none of these things.
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I think my soul just left my body.
The following words pictured here are from a book publisher's marketing email: Step into the 1980s with these historical fiction novels.
October 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Nice try, Diddy.
An Apple News notification spotlights an article from The New Yorker about Bluesky liberals returning to Elon Musk’s X.
September 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This student loan interest rate hike is evil.
A chart shows an interest rate of 6.66 percent.
July 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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LMAO! As if.

Best part is that the area code is from PA; I’m not now or ever in/from Texas; and the vm was clearly a scam.
Caller ID showing call is from Cruz4Senate campaign.
May 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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More like premium Alcolol
Picture of an 8-pack of cans of Alcolo
May 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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See that. I’m fun.
A Meetup.com email graphic suggesting the recipient join a new community called Fun Life.
April 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Gulf of America
Logo for Gulf Oil, an orange ball with a white banner around the middle bearing the defunct company’s name in dark blue
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I don’t think I’ve heard of this film before. Now I’m curious. Been feeling nostalgic recently for this B classic.
Movie poster for The Wraith, starring Charlie Sheen as a ghost who seeks revenge on the car-racing gang that murdered him. A figure, dressed in black leather and motorcycle helmet, stands beside a futuristic car.
January 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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What is a movie you love from 1975?
Poster for the film JAWS
January 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Deus ex machina
A picture of an article from The New York Times titled, “Can God Speak Through A.I.?” with the description that said, “Modern religious leaders are experimenting with A.I. just as earlier generations examined radio, television and the internet.” A photo of a man in a suit standing in front of stained glass is included. The photo caption said, “Rabbi Josh Fixler at Congregation Emanu El in Houston worked with a data scientist to create his experimental “Rabbi Bot.” Eli Tan is credited as the writer; Michael Starghill Jr. is credited as the photographer.
January 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Well, that’s one way #Starbucks can try breaking @sbworkersunited.org. A free drink isn’t worth crossing a picket line. #unionstrong
An offer to receive a free drink when you buy four from Starbucks during its workers strike plus a lifetime contest entry.
December 24, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Guy Fawkes mask from the movie V for Vendetta.
December 12, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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And I thought this was the day’s worst take.
A screenshot of a post from @rns.org. It features an Op-Ed calling the killing of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson an act of terrorism. A photo shows the crime scene.
December 12, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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but bleets works too
Previous and pinned post of mine that says, “Bleats was right there. Just saying.”
December 6, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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Say the wrong thing.
Cloaked Evil Kermit speaks to Kermit the Frog
December 5, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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Yeah, that’s an insta-block.
Profile page for @notaloonylib.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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What do you mean, phase? This is like my whole personality.
Spotify Wrapped slide that reads “April was your Witchy Beach Indie phase.”
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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A cartoon skull wears pink-framed, heart-shaped sunglasses with a single tear running down its left cheek. Above, a caption in pink text on the black background reads SAD BUT RAD.
December 3, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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I enjoy the juxtaposition of these two posts.
A screenshot of Talia's post followed by another random user's post featuring a scene from the Hot Dog Car Sketch in Tim Robinson's Netflix series, I Think You Should Leave. Tim plays a character wearing a hot dog suit denying any knowledge of who crashed the hot dog car into a building.
December 2, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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I have the weather on mine. It gives me a quick check of the temperature before I take the dog out.
iPhone lock screen with local time and weather information showing. The background depicts the conditions; in this case, it’s a sunny, cloudless blue.
November 30, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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Inside my echo chamber
Picture of Superman standing in the Fortress of Solitude
November 19, 2024 at 6:24 AM