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Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance, Fresca | he/him/howard | cool dude in a loose mood
"nobody's leaving until every last one of these cans and bottles get recycled"
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i can totally see jeff stopping mid song and being like 'please, you're all clapping too loud'
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i guess that explains why you have that copy of the anne frank book with the pages stuck together
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’ll give em a proper burial (within my own Eurorack)
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So I guess it’s not a free speech platform
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This mf ain’t finding nothin
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Maybe it’s being 39 but people cheer “5 stars” or whatnot during a match to make it become one, and it used to be the match made the people cheer instead
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Yeah, remember that two months where like EVERYBODY’s acl or neck exploded
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Reposted by Mayor Howard Vander
please do not let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
He’s the antichrist

in that he’s mankind sacrificing himself for Jesus’ salvation
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
By gawd
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Also when nxt crowds do the “fight forever” seven mins into a match it reminds me of LU when Johnny nitro and ricochet traded cartwheels for four minutes and striker on commentary was like “we are witnessing a certified match of the year candidate”
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I mean, I *know* but it’s veering into territory where NXT has more than outlived its usefulness
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Like, the whole cabinet are some of the most baitable and sensitive people on earth, they were treated with a reverence they did not earn nor deserve and somehow people waited this long to act in opposition
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It’s worse now because NXT tries to teach talent the “big show” facial reactions and stuff but it manifests as two guys who feuded for three weeks doing the Shawn-Flair story and finish for 300 people in florida
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Like not even as a contrarian, it just doesn’t make sense, it’s not an effective or efficient training process as much as a place to make sure Brooks Jensen gets on tv somehow
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM