Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance, Fresca | he/him/howard | cool dude in a loose mood
I am near certain there was some generous paraphrasing here
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am near certain there was some generous paraphrasing here
“Because I suck pretty bad and so does the booking, ngl”
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“Because I suck pretty bad and so does the booking, ngl”
It looks like this
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It looks like this
“Haven’t seen cream like that since I wore blue jeans to the sock hop!”
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Haven’t seen cream like that since I wore blue jeans to the sock hop!”
Chelsea says “happy birthday, Maff”
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Chelsea says “happy birthday, Maff”
“Proud of you, hun!”
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Proud of you, hun!”
Chelsea hears the song of their people and responds in kind
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Chelsea hears the song of their people and responds in kind
Phone mic still sucks, synth box still rad
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Phone mic still sucks, synth box still rad
Mayor Howard says “you got this!”
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Mayor Howard says “you got this!”
Call me Lon Chaney because I’m howling here
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Call me Lon Chaney because I’m howling here
I discovered that YouTube now autogenerates transcripts for episodes of The Jam and I am way too entertained by it
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I discovered that YouTube now autogenerates transcripts for episodes of The Jam and I am way too entertained by it
i'm all about that horshu theory
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i'm all about that horshu theory
how your email finds me
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
how your email finds me
"Stay tuned, folks!"
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Stay tuned, folks!"
Huh, so that’s who I talk to, guess that makes sense
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Huh, so that’s who I talk to, guess that makes sense
