Max is Mad
maxismad.bsky.social
Max is Mad
@maxismad.bsky.social
Absolutely stuck on how dogshit regular Coca-Cola is compared to "Mexican" Coca-Cola.

When I'm craving a sugary beverage, I don't want that high fructose corn syrup bullshit. Gimme the real thing.
February 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Warhammer nerds are adorable. Like they'll be sitting there, painting their little dudes with their little accessories and be like "This is actually a complex satirical commentary on fascism"
February 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Everybody keeps asking if I'm ready for the big game this weekend. Didn't realize so many people were invested in my D&D sessions.
February 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The Astarion girlies are extra thirsty today, it seems
February 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Wizards be like "I'm no good without my 3rd level spells"

The level 1 spell taking out Mitch McConnell rn:
February 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Love D&Dsky, but unfortunately, people mentioning D&D while talking about politics has put politics on the D&D feed. I get lots of politics from other sources, I really wanted this to stay a place where I could just focus on a hobby I enjoy.
February 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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“So do it right now on TV, if you think it’s a normal way to greet people.”

@crampell.bsky.social checkmates @ScottJenningsKY after he accuses her of “salute trutherism”
January 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Bluesky is great because now I have one more platform to read gamers bitching about absolutely everything
January 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@biblio-jess.bsky.social, getting into the Underdark: "So when do we get to Baldur's Gate?"

Me: "Maybe the real Gates were the Baldurs we made along the way" ❤️ 🎮 #baldursgate3 #bg3
January 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just realized that putting stuff in cases in stores like Walmart is pointless for loss prevention. Once you ask an employee to get it for you, you're just as able to steal it as you were without the case. They don't follow you after you get it out of there.
January 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you can't change it and it doesn't defeat you, it is not worth ruminating on.

If you can change it and it doesn't defeat you, it is not worth ruminating on, it is worth action.

If you can't change it and it can defeat you, you must evade it or become strong enough to defeat it. #stoic
January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I would pay good money to watch a Midwesterner who thinks "crap" is a curse word do a Dark Urge Barbarian run of #baldursgate3 🎮
January 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Machines designed to imprison or destroy masses of people do not cease to exist because the people they were used on did cease to exist.
January 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"The time is always right to do what is right." #MLK
January 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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From midnight tonight until next Saturday morning, there's no TV, no Internet, no Social Media, no nothing for me.

Symbolic protest is better than none at all.

#5DayBLACKOUT
January 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Wow… the theatrics are on another level
January 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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👇🏽
January 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I assert that we not only don't watch the inauguration, we spend the entire day talking about literally anything else.

I can't think of anything that would piss him off more
January 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Social media outrage accomplishes nothing.

I am considering purging the list of people I follow who do nothing but add to the stress I feel on this platform, even though we may agree.

Being mad together does nothing if all we do is click icons on our touch screens, but it does raise my cortisol.
January 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Age has really mellowed Carrie Underwood. She used to demolish the cars of unfaithful men with baseball bats and now she sings at their inaugurations.
January 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
We are *checks watch* 12 days into the year, and I am agreeing with Steve Bannon on something. What the fuck
Seems like Bannon hasn’t exactly moved on. 👀

Bannon: “I will have Musk run out of here by Inauguration Day… He is a truly evil guy, a very bad guy.”

www.breitbart.com/politics/202...
January 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows is delayed to March 20. More: staticctf.ubisoft.com/8aefmxkxpxwl...
January 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM