Cam
@maximum-derek.bsky.social
Seattle Kraken 🦑, Liverpool FC 🔴, LA Chargers ⚡, NHL 🏒, NFL 🏈, EPL ⚽
#lfc #ynwa #boltup #seakraken
#hdtgm #taskmaster
"Picture a wave in the ocean... "
#lfc #ynwa #boltup #seakraken
#hdtgm #taskmaster
"Picture a wave in the ocean... "
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Cam
@maximum-derek.bsky.social
· Nov 12
LONG time Twitter user who's breaking free (again)
Here's about me:
#Canada #BC
SPORTS
#LFC #LiverpoolFC #SeaKraken #Chargers
HOBBIES
#FantasyFootball #FantasyHockey #Guitar
TV
#TheGoodPlace #Brooklyn99 #ParksandRec #ThePenguin #Arcane
PODCASTS
#HDTGM #LonelyIsland #60SongsThatExplainThe90s
Here's about me:
#Canada #BC
SPORTS
#LFC #LiverpoolFC #SeaKraken #Chargers
HOBBIES
#FantasyFootball #FantasyHockey #Guitar
TV
#TheGoodPlace #Brooklyn99 #ParksandRec #ThePenguin #Arcane
PODCASTS
#HDTGM #LonelyIsland #60SongsThatExplainThe90s
Shout-out to the real MVP of this Grammys broadcast:
SZA's Dress
SZA's Dress
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Shout-out to the real MVP of this Grammys broadcast:
SZA's Dress
SZA's Dress
"I lost an outdoor game once."
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"ONCE!"
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"ONCE!"
I see Jon Cooper is auditioning for Johnny Dangerously 2.
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
"I lost an outdoor game once."
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"ONCE!"
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"ONCE!"
Watching Leafs @ Canucks on Hockey Night in Canada, which should be an incredible, marquee matchup.
But, man, both of these teams STINK.
*no, I do not root for either of these teams
But, man, both of these teams STINK.
*no, I do not root for either of these teams
February 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Watching Leafs @ Canucks on Hockey Night in Canada, which should be an incredible, marquee matchup.
But, man, both of these teams STINK.
*no, I do not root for either of these teams
But, man, both of these teams STINK.
*no, I do not root for either of these teams
HAVE MY BABIES, HUGO EKITIKE
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 PM
HAVE MY BABIES, HUGO EKITIKE
Why did it have to be that fucking twat
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Why did it have to be that fucking twat
The Gambler is an absolutely terrible song. Like, it's really REALLY bad.
Everyone needs to come to terms with that.
Everyone needs to come to terms with that.
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The Gambler is an absolutely terrible song. Like, it's really REALLY bad.
Everyone needs to come to terms with that.
Everyone needs to come to terms with that.
I've come to the conclusion that "Darren Pang" is just someone actively using Chatgpt in real time to "tell me about the Chicago hockey game".
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I've come to the conclusion that "Darren Pang" is just someone actively using Chatgpt in real time to "tell me about the Chicago hockey game".
I'm actually shocked that Charlie Coyle has only played for four different teams.
Why does it FEEL like he's played for 15 teams?
Why does it FEEL like he's played for 15 teams?
January 31, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I'm actually shocked that Charlie Coyle has only played for four different teams.
Why does it FEEL like he's played for 15 teams?
Why does it FEEL like he's played for 15 teams?
You can tell me he isn't obviously a random alien from MIB wearing a human suit as a disguise...
But you'd be wrong.
But you'd be wrong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 AM
You can tell me he isn't obviously a random alien from MIB wearing a human suit as a disguise...
But you'd be wrong.
But you'd be wrong.
"we're all trying to find the guy who did this" says a hot-dog-becostumed Darrell Jones
Longtime Save-On-Foods president Darrell Jones officially enters the increasingly crowded race for the B.C. Conservative Party.
Running as an affordability candidate when you are literally the face of grocery prices across the province will be an interesting dynamic!
Running as an affordability candidate when you are literally the face of grocery prices across the province will be an interesting dynamic!
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 PM
"we're all trying to find the guy who did this" says a hot-dog-becostumed Darrell Jones
the world needs more @nigella.bsky.social so this is just a very good thing.
TV chef and cookbook writer Nigella Lawson has been tapped to replace Prue Leith as a judge on Channel 4’s The Great British Bake Off competition series.
‘Great British Bake Off’ Names TV Chef Nigella Lawson as Judge Replacing Prue Leith
TV chef and cookbook writer Nigella Lawson has been tapped to replace Prue Leith as a judge on Channel 4’s The Great British Bake Off competition series.
bit.ly
January 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
the world needs more @nigella.bsky.social so this is just a very good thing.
If we appoint Stephen Gerrard in any coaching capacity (interim or permanent) for #LFC first team, we have finally joined Yernited in a banter era. The most stupid idea ever.
January 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Five Alive is still kicking it in Canada.
However... I can only refer to it as Déli-Cinq.
However... I can only refer to it as Déli-Cinq.
I’ve never had a Sunny Delight. True story.
Five Alive, on the other hand… I want Five Alive back.
Five Alive, on the other hand… I want Five Alive back.
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Five Alive is still kicking it in Canada.
However... I can only refer to it as Déli-Cinq.
However... I can only refer to it as Déli-Cinq.
Szobo you cheeky bastard!!!
January 21, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Szobo you cheeky bastard!!!
That rush TD looked verrrrryyyy Derrick Henry-esque
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
That rush TD looked verrrrryyyy Derrick Henry-esque
Pats Texans
a piece of bread is sitting on a wire cooling rack
GIF by Tenor.
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Pats Texans
Is it just me or is this EPL season the absolute weirdest we've ever encountered?!?
I cannot make any sense of it at all.
I cannot make any sense of it at all.
Arsenal are falling apart and no team is able to capitalize on it.
January 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Is it just me or is this EPL season the absolute weirdest we've ever encountered?!?
I cannot make any sense of it at all.
I cannot make any sense of it at all.
HELLS YEAH. This movie was non-stop, stupid laughs from start to finish.
The Lonely Island rules.
Pam Anderson OF COURSE rules.
#quaidarmy
The Lonely Island rules.
Pam Anderson OF COURSE rules.
#quaidarmy
#TheNakedGun's Pamela Anderson and writer/director Akiva Schaffer share a very special scat-filled thank you for their Rotten Tomatoes Award win!
January 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
HELLS YEAH. This movie was non-stop, stupid laughs from start to finish.
The Lonely Island rules.
Pam Anderson OF COURSE rules.
#quaidarmy
The Lonely Island rules.
Pam Anderson OF COURSE rules.
#quaidarmy
You know who will definitely be there?
JASON MENDOZA.
JASON MENDOZA.
Former Jacksonville Jaguars + UCF Football Quarterback “The BOAT” Blake Bortles is here to remind everyone in the Central Florida Area to come out to the Addition Financial Arena for #AEWDynamite, NEXT WEDNESDAY, 1/21!
Tickets are on sale now!
🎟️ www.ticketmaster.com/event/220063...
Tickets are on sale now!
🎟️ www.ticketmaster.com/event/220063...
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
You know who will definitely be there?
JASON MENDOZA.
JASON MENDOZA.
@marcasg.bsky.social @patrickclaybon.bsky.social do either of you happen to know the record for the highest number of HC vacancies at one time? We're currently at 9 out of 32, which is bananas.
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
@marcasg.bsky.social @patrickclaybon.bsky.social do either of you happen to know the record for the highest number of HC vacancies at one time? We're currently at 9 out of 32, which is bananas.
There'll be swinging, swaying,
And records playing
Dancing in the street!!!!
And records playing
Dancing in the street!!!!
The Chargers fired offensive coordinator Greg Roman, sources tell The Insiders.
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
There'll be swinging, swaying,
And records playing
Dancing in the street!!!!
And records playing
Dancing in the street!!!!