Maximillius
@maximillius.bsky.social
Sometimes lacking all conviction, sometimes full of passionate intensity (25)
Tomlin and Harbaugh gone in the same offseason is crazy
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Tomlin and Harbaugh gone in the same offseason is crazy
Ugly, ugly game for Stroud. Very unfortunate
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Ugly, ugly game for Stroud. Very unfortunate
Mono y mono is when you have your hands wrapped around another man’s waist if I’m following the broadcast correctly
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Mono y mono is when you have your hands wrapped around another man’s waist if I’m following the broadcast correctly
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
I like the tweaked NBC score bug, it’s clean
January 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I like the tweaked NBC score bug, it’s clean
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Joshes Allen like Attorneys General
When you have two Josh Allens in the same game, I believe you call that "Alleni."
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Joshes Allen like Attorneys General
Don’t see how Dan Lannings gonna avoid the narrative that he and his teams melt when the lights are brightest at this point
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Don’t see how Dan Lannings gonna avoid the narrative that he and his teams melt when the lights are brightest at this point
So far this year I’ve seen Marty Supreme, Bugonia, and Poor Things so off to a strong start far as I’m concerned
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
So far this year I’ve seen Marty Supreme, Bugonia, and Poor Things so off to a strong start far as I’m concerned
Last Vikings game of the season just wrapped up and I've already got www.springtrainingcountdown.com pinned in my tabs
January 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Last Vikings game of the season just wrapped up and I've already got www.springtrainingcountdown.com pinned in my tabs
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That's our president archive.ph/nJI4J
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
That's our president archive.ph/nJI4J
« Vive la Guerre ! » is maybe the funniest wartime crowd cry I’ve ever read
December 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
« Vive la Guerre ! » is maybe the funniest wartime crowd cry I’ve ever read
A lot of bullshit obviously but like he goes to Mets games in Mets gear and is on record about how much he hates the Yankees so let’s not pretend that’s a fucking mystery
This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.
Why are these people such freaks?
Why are these people such freaks?
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A lot of bullshit obviously but like he goes to Mets games in Mets gear and is on record about how much he hates the Yankees so let’s not pretend that’s a fucking mystery
Imagine being a goddamn Tent Baalke defender now. I mean it hasn’t made sense for years but come the fuck on
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Imagine being a goddamn Tent Baalke defender now. I mean it hasn’t made sense for years but come the fuck on
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for the 40 thousandth anniversary of the imperium of man we are doing webway. for tens of thousands of years planetary governors have wanted webway. and we're finally doing it. we're doing webway and we're doing it very strongly
December 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
for the 40 thousandth anniversary of the imperium of man we are doing webway. for tens of thousands of years planetary governors have wanted webway. and we're finally doing it. we're doing webway and we're doing it very strongly
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portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud
Merry Christmas to Will Reichard and Brian Flores only
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Merry Christmas to Will Reichard and Brian Flores only
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gentle reminder this christmas eve that we can ill afford another klendathu
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
gentle reminder this christmas eve that we can ill afford another klendathu
He’s blue for an amazing reason
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He’s blue for an amazing reason
The business of Bulgaria is business
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The business of Bulgaria is business
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Inshallah this is the year we finally destroy that hyperborean interloper colloquially known as "Santa Claus"
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Inshallah this is the year we finally destroy that hyperborean interloper colloquially known as "Santa Claus"
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If you're unsure whether you're insane, you can always see if your name is recorded in the Book of the Insane
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you're unsure whether you're insane, you can always see if your name is recorded in the Book of the Insane
It’s not slandering any more if they bench him!
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It’s not slandering any more if they bench him!
Enjoying a simulacra breakfast (Oreo flavored protein bar)
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Enjoying a simulacra breakfast (Oreo flavored protein bar)