Sizzle Chest Rockwell
@mavrick.bsky.social
Husband. Friend. NUPE. Your favorite R&B Singer’s Favorite Chiropractor. Car enthusiast. Traveler. Oh yeah....I enjoy sitting in ice cold water.
I think it’s time to get a bigger Egg. Or Costco needs to sell smaller briskets. Either way….
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I think it’s time to get a bigger Egg. Or Costco needs to sell smaller briskets. Either way….
just like Angela taught me!!!
Yall do the fancy ass bechamel when you make mac n cheese?
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
just like Angela taught me!!!
Les Muh'fuckin Nessman!!!
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Les Muh'fuckin Nessman!!!
but she was ok with it being a dingleberry????
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
but she was ok with it being a dingleberry????
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Pee-can
Y'all say puh-KAHN or PEE-can?
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Pee-can
Just wanna pre-emptively shout out the Kitchenista, right quick. On Thursday, she's gonna make look like a culinary GAWD. again....
Inshallah
Inshallah
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just wanna pre-emptively shout out the Kitchenista, right quick. On Thursday, she's gonna make look like a culinary GAWD. again....
Inshallah
Inshallah
i'd smash....
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i'd smash....
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Pecan (pronounced PEE-can) IS the GOAT!!!!
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Pecan (pronounced PEE-can) IS the GOAT!!!!
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🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 I was following along, really waiting for your serious Eddie role
You landed on Sherman Klump💀💀
You landed on Sherman Klump💀💀
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 I was following along, really waiting for your serious Eddie role
You landed on Sherman Klump💀💀
You landed on Sherman Klump💀💀
gotta be honest....sometimes my office feels like the barbershop. and i LOVE THAT FOR ME!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
gotta be honest....sometimes my office feels like the barbershop. and i LOVE THAT FOR ME!!!!!
Since all the cool kids are doing it…
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Since all the cool kids are doing it…
TUH-day!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
TUH-day!!!!!
This lotion debate is still going on? Hmmmph....couldnt be me.
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This lotion debate is still going on? Hmmmph....couldnt be me.
Glad I chose ashy. Hahahaha
Main character of the day went from “ashy to crassy.”
youre pretty but you can’t police someone else from saving your pics that YOU shared 💀😂 lol
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Glad I chose ashy. Hahahaha
So yeah....that was fun. back to shopping for warranties. yall be good!!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So yeah....that was fun. back to shopping for warranties. yall be good!!!
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Just like if a tree falls in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?
If the ash isn’t visible, does it exist?
If the ash isn’t visible, does it exist?
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just like if a tree falls in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?
If the ash isn’t visible, does it exist?
If the ash isn’t visible, does it exist?
Damn....not them coming for the Kane!
SIR. SIR. WHAT TYPE OF HATE CRIMERY IS THIS!?
You have to actively hate other Black people to tell them you are willingly and knowingly ashy.
And you’re a “nupe”?
You gotta give them the cane back.
You have to actively hate other Black people to tell them you are willingly and knowingly ashy.
And you’re a “nupe”?
You gotta give them the cane back.
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Damn....not them coming for the Kane!
I just really be out here in love and shit, dawg…
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I just really be out here in love and shit, dawg…
Monday Night Football!!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Monday Night Football!!!
This is a top notch stadium, @trejames.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is a top notch stadium, @trejames.bsky.social
ummmm.....emails?
Trump: "I believe that some of the people we have mentioned are being looked at very seriously for their relationship to Jeffrey Epstein. But they were with him all the time. I wasn't. I wasn't at all."
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
ummmm.....emails?
Have black mini skirts made a comeback or is that just what the lady wimminz are required to wear in Vegas?
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Have black mini skirts made a comeback or is that just what the lady wimminz are required to wear in Vegas?
Greetings from Sin City. A cold and rainy Sin City…
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Greetings from Sin City. A cold and rainy Sin City…