Matthew
@mattvsself.bsky.social
"The BlueSky Curmudgeon." - Blondie
The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan
We're all trying to find the guy who did this
The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan
We're all trying to find the guy who did this
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I've watched this 3 times and, I've said this before, I think it's clear that RJ is the Isaac Chotiner of professional wrestling.
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November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I've watched this 3 times and, I've said this before, I think it's clear that RJ is the Isaac Chotiner of professional wrestling.
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This episode is truly for the sickos
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November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This episode is truly for the sickos
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Imagine if a spot in the women's blood and guts match was even remotely close to this slow and clunky in developing...
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November 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Imagine if a spot in the women's blood and guts match was even remotely close to this slow and clunky in developing...
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This absolutely rips 🤼
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This absolutely rips 🤼
If you read this in Randy Savage's voice it's even better.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If you read this in Randy Savage's voice it's even better.
There's a lot that I dislike about the Jim Carrey GRINCH, but the fact that Cindy Lou Who looks human and none of the other Whos do drives me fucking bonkers. Makes me want to call someone a poltroon.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
There's a lot that I dislike about the Jim Carrey GRINCH, but the fact that Cindy Lou Who looks human and none of the other Whos do drives me fucking bonkers. Makes me want to call someone a poltroon.
These two dip shits deserve each other
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My favorite line is “I don’t agree with politics” like, no shit dude, look where you work
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
These two dip shits deserve each other
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The Onion is the paper of record in the Riccabonezone.
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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This post is about me.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This post is about me.
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The wrestler Bret Hart with his drawing of the wrestler Shawn Michaels 🤼
March 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The wrestler Bret Hart with his drawing of the wrestler Shawn Michaels 🤼
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
Shawn Michaels post-97 Survivor Series bullshit
*sigh* shit like this is why American pro wrestling has been treated like a joke for decades
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Shawn Michaels post-97 Survivor Series bullshit
Oh, fuck yeah
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh, fuck yeah
There's a reason this guy's nickname is Rapshit
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There's a reason this guy's nickname is Rapshit
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
Menswear Guy getting the cabinet position by unanimous consent
Department of War to rebrand as Department of Menswear
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Menswear Guy getting the cabinet position by unanimous consent
Convinced 3 of my colleagues to join me in the dumbest (GREATEST) idea I've ever had.
a group of people are standing on a stage in front of a kiss sign .
ALT: a group of people are standing on a stage in front of a kiss sign .
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November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Convinced 3 of my colleagues to join me in the dumbest (GREATEST) idea I've ever had.