MatthewBoomBatthew III, Esq.
@mattieboombattie.bsky.social
Do not ask for whom the cookie crumbles; it crumbles for thee.
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What’s wrong babe? You hardly toucha your spaghet
Cant escape
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Cant escape
Gonna be in London for a week tomorrow. Any of you lot out there to hang?
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Gonna be in London for a week tomorrow. Any of you lot out there to hang?
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TIL you can jus append random data to many file formats (not just PNG), and it’s perfectly fine! Unrelated but I love steganography
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
TIL you can jus append random data to many file formats (not just PNG), and it’s perfectly fine! Unrelated but I love steganography
Brave sucks. None of my homies use Brave.
I have a personal hatred of Brave because a contributor fucked me over, beich being the CEO is just icing on the shit cake. Don't use brave, it's made by terrible people and the homophobe who invented javascript
my god dude don't tell people to use brave
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Brave sucks. None of my homies use Brave.
definitely not me looking at [email protected] for a solid ten seconds wondering why it's not loading
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
definitely not me looking at [email protected] for a solid ten seconds wondering why it's not loading
Elizabeth Sobeck? More like Elizabeth "We're So Back", mirite?
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Elizabeth Sobeck? More like Elizabeth "We're So Back", mirite?
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I got accused of being an AI a bit too often on the Dutch tech site for using an em-dash. Motherfucker I’m not gonna change my way of writing.
June 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I got accused of being an AI a bit too often on the Dutch tech site for using an em-dash. Motherfucker I’m not gonna change my way of writing.
I BEEN SAYING bsky.app/profile/matt...
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I BEEN SAYING bsky.app/profile/matt...
Like a skittish cat I have to look and insect someone’s profile a bunch of times before actually following them
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Like a skittish cat I have to look and insect someone’s profile a bunch of times before actually following them
“Oh did you make any apps I might have heard of?”
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Oh did you make any apps I might have heard of?”
You know in those like 90s comedies, where the protagonist is watching tv, a certain ad comes on, the room dims, and the light of the tv just holograms out of it, and then they know—“I *need* to have this”?
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You know in those like 90s comedies, where the protagonist is watching tv, a certain ad comes on, the room dims, and the light of the tv just holograms out of it, and then they know—“I *need* to have this”?
Was mad at the world so I got high and ate something. I’m still mad at the world, just a bit less than before.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Was mad at the world so I got high and ate something. I’m still mad at the world, just a bit less than before.
Hoe dan?
@mattieboombattie.bsky.social has swears! They've used 134 profanities in their last 1,540 posts.
🥇 "shit" (25 times)
🥈 "hell" (22 times)
🥉 "hoe" (15 times)
🥇 "shit" (25 times)
🥈 "hell" (22 times)
🥉 "hoe" (15 times)
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hoe dan?
@profanity.accountant how about it?
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
@profanity.accountant how about it?
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
your honor, im just a little guy
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
your honor, im just a little guy
We don’t celebrate thanksgiving out here, but if I did, grandmasterphil.ytmnd.com
grandmasterphil.ytmnd.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We don’t celebrate thanksgiving out here, but if I did, grandmasterphil.ytmnd.com
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Happy Thanksgi(gli)ving from your friends at Disney Prime.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Happy Thanksgi(gli)ving from your friends at Disney Prime.
Going to London in a week. Should I do anything in particular there?
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Going to London in a week. Should I do anything in particular there?
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It is Wednesday my brethren
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It is Wednesday my brethren