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MatthewBoomBatthew III, Esq.
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Oh that is smooth! That drink recipe cracked me up, I’ll have what she’s having
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Daarom ben ik ook altijd zo happig om mensen te vertellen dat podcasts niet een spotify ding zijn, maar dat je tientallen betere apps daarvoor hebt.
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i’m twelve and what is this?
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
“OwiOs wat is dit?”
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
They come stuck on them with tape where I get them
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
He’s BACK AT IT
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
That’s it. I am going to create a Time Machine to go back in time so I can ride the discovery mountain.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
…AH SHIT.
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is gonna be my Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle moment. I *need* to see this Jules Verne themed version of what apparently is already a great ride. And it’s on my continent already!
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So I am watching this Defunctland video about space mountain in euro disney. And the moment the title card for that ride came onto my screen this happened to me.
Maybe it’s just the weed though.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Futa sushi
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ik schrik hier van.
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM