Matt Burris
@mattburris.bsky.social
Oklahoma indie bookseller and buyer. Recreational bike rider. Still always lifting boxes.
Not working an author event but they had them hanging out in the office presigning and the authors wife grabbed my backpack when the author needed something for his back in the chair. And that’s how I got stuck waiting an hour for the event to start so I could get my bag and leave.
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Not working an author event but they had them hanging out in the office presigning and the authors wife grabbed my backpack when the author needed something for his back in the chair. And that’s how I got stuck waiting an hour for the event to start so I could get my bag and leave.
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Nothing makes me want to use AI devices/programs even *less* than commercials for said AI devices/programs.
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Nothing makes me want to use AI devices/programs even *less* than commercials for said AI devices/programs.
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Two different guys at my barbershop reading Animal Farm this morning #MattsFacismReport
February 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Two different guys at my barbershop reading Animal Farm this morning #MattsFacismReport
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The time Trout booped a donkey in Arkansas
November 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
The time Trout booped a donkey in Arkansas
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Welcome to Bluesky, here’s your fuck ice pamphlet and an AEW PPV for some reason.
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Welcome to Bluesky, here’s your fuck ice pamphlet and an AEW PPV for some reason.
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FYI Johnson is absolutely wrong about borders in the premodern world. Wrote a bit about it in Trump 1
www.forbes.com/sites/matthe...
www.forbes.com/sites/matthe...
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
FYI Johnson is absolutely wrong about borders in the premodern world. Wrote a bit about it in Trump 1
www.forbes.com/sites/matthe...
www.forbes.com/sites/matthe...
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I really shouldn’t have to say this, but… don’t put archaeological artifacts in your rectum. 🏺🧪
Frenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rear
The shell, unexploded at the time of removal, resulted in the evacuation of the hospital, with an EOD squad called to clear the area.
www.militarytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I really shouldn’t have to say this, but… don’t put archaeological artifacts in your rectum. 🏺🧪
Probably couldn’t beat 20 geese either.
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Probably couldn’t beat 20 geese either.
Becky misspoke a minute ago and invoked a candy unpleasant to even imagine.
Peanut skittles
Peanut skittles
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Becky misspoke a minute ago and invoked a candy unpleasant to even imagine.
Peanut skittles
Peanut skittles
We enjoyed Send Help.
January 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
We enjoyed Send Help.
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Bills filed ahead of the 2026 session would let residents sue cities over camping enforcement, expand tenant protections and make it easier to build affordable housing.
Oklahoma lawmakers propose changes to laws on housing, homelessness and eviction
Bills filed ahead of the 2026 session would let residents sue cities over camping enforcement, expand tenant protections and make it easier to build affordable housing.
www.readfrontier.org
January 29, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Bills filed ahead of the 2026 session would let residents sue cities over camping enforcement, expand tenant protections and make it easier to build affordable housing.
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The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 PM
The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”
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In honor of Anton Chekhov’s birthday, I’m just going to leave this right here.
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 PM
In honor of Anton Chekhov’s birthday, I’m just going to leave this right here.
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restaurants run on razor-thin profits, and chefs are the first people in your community to step up and help feed people. a weekend being closed devastates them. please, please, patronize that place you've been meaning to check out as soon as it's safe to do so - this is how community thrives.
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 PM
restaurants run on razor-thin profits, and chefs are the first people in your community to step up and help feed people. a weekend being closed devastates them. please, please, patronize that place you've been meaning to check out as soon as it's safe to do so - this is how community thrives.
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if you were like "why a general strike" today (and yesterday and the day before) is why.
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
if you were like "why a general strike" today (and yesterday and the day before) is why.
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Ever find yourself reminded of something incredible?
Terminator the Second is a theater adaptation of Terminator II with each line replaced by dialogue from Shakespeare plays.
With music by The Protomen.
Enjoy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldw2...
Terminator the Second is a theater adaptation of Terminator II with each line replaced by dialogue from Shakespeare plays.
With music by The Protomen.
Enjoy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldw2...
Husky Jackal's William Shakespeare Presents: Terminator the Second
YouTube video by Shawn Jacoby
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Ever find yourself reminded of something incredible?
Terminator the Second is a theater adaptation of Terminator II with each line replaced by dialogue from Shakespeare plays.
With music by The Protomen.
Enjoy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldw2...
Terminator the Second is a theater adaptation of Terminator II with each line replaced by dialogue from Shakespeare plays.
With music by The Protomen.
Enjoy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldw2...
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People really called it when they said 'you're not mad that Tiktok is a surveillance tool, your mad that it's not YOUR surveillance tool.'
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...
TikTok Is Now Collecting Even More Data About Its Users. Here Are the 3 Biggest Changes
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US.
www.wired.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
People really called it when they said 'you're not mad that Tiktok is a surveillance tool, your mad that it's not YOUR surveillance tool.'
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ICYMI! Here's the cover for my new novel GUEST SERVICES AT THE MUSEUM OF SEXUAL DEVIANCE, which is out this fall from @arsenalpulp.bsky.social! Follow my newsletter for the best updates about preorders and release dates! Love this butt-centric cover!
January 19, 2026 at 4:11 AM
ICYMI! Here's the cover for my new novel GUEST SERVICES AT THE MUSEUM OF SEXUAL DEVIANCE, which is out this fall from @arsenalpulp.bsky.social! Follow my newsletter for the best updates about preorders and release dates! Love this butt-centric cover!
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How it feels living in the USA in 2026
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
How it feels living in the USA in 2026
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Look for the helpers
Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest
A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.
www.artnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Look for the helpers
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Nobody has ever thought of a good reason to be anti trans
January 17, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Nobody has ever thought of a good reason to be anti trans
