Kyle
@matsuiforever.bsky.social
I'm in a pretty cool band called Giant Friends https://giantfriends.bandcamp.com
I also love comedy and baseball, but I'm not very good at either of those.
I also love comedy and baseball, but I'm not very good at either of those.
February 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Just heard a dude say “Recycling Can,” and I got really upset by it for a second, but then spiraled into, “why do we say trash CAN and recycling BIN?”
February 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Just heard a dude say “Recycling Can,” and I got really upset by it for a second, but then spiraled into, “why do we say trash CAN and recycling BIN?”
Someone accidentally spilled a little coffee, and a nearby guy said, “Cleanup on aisle… haha… cleanup!”
February 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Someone accidentally spilled a little coffee, and a nearby guy said, “Cleanup on aisle… haha… cleanup!”
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We're putting you in the crystal. Maybe you can come out in 100 years after everything's good again. But for now you have to go into the crystal.
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
We're putting you in the crystal. Maybe you can come out in 100 years after everything's good again. But for now you have to go into the crystal.
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I don’t know what film school is teaching “unnecessary-flashback-episode-late-in-the-series-order”, but I wish they’d stop
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I don’t know what film school is teaching “unnecessary-flashback-episode-late-in-the-series-order”, but I wish they’d stop
The Three Musketeers literally make no sense. There’s four of them. They use swords, not muskets. They’re always scurrying around my attic. They come down every Sunday afternoon with a white board to teach me proofs from Euclid’s Elements (that I already know, btw). They smell like empty tomato cans
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The Three Musketeers literally make no sense. There’s four of them. They use swords, not muskets. They’re always scurrying around my attic. They come down every Sunday afternoon with a white board to teach me proofs from Euclid’s Elements (that I already know, btw). They smell like empty tomato cans
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I took the Colbert Questionert!
Watch the full interview here: youtu.be/HPONVyNiWsU?...
Watch the full interview here: youtu.be/HPONVyNiWsU?...
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I took the Colbert Questionert!
Watch the full interview here: youtu.be/HPONVyNiWsU?...
Watch the full interview here: youtu.be/HPONVyNiWsU?...
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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Your rupees ARE NOT safe with The Beatles
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Your rupees ARE NOT safe with The Beatles
No funny teacher names, but there was a kid in my high school named “Harry Johnson”
And one of my friend’s last name was “Horny,” and his mom was an ophthalmologist: Dr. Horny
And one of my friend’s last name was “Horny,” and his mom was an ophthalmologist: Dr. Horny
I support turning off Bluesky comments if you're into that, but this thread has become a wonderful demonstration of how every middle school in America had one teacher named, like, "Harry Dickbuttsky."
February 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
No funny teacher names, but there was a kid in my high school named “Harry Johnson”
And one of my friend’s last name was “Horny,” and his mom was an ophthalmologist: Dr. Horny
And one of my friend’s last name was “Horny,” and his mom was an ophthalmologist: Dr. Horny
My Letterboxd, much like real life, has been on a steady decline since Wreck-It Ralph.
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 PM
My Letterboxd, much like real life, has been on a steady decline since Wreck-It Ralph.
“There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done”
Hold my beer
Hold my beer
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 AM
“There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done”
Hold my beer
Hold my beer
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I've seen a fish van that says "more than just a fish van - text Gary" - so obviously that's quite exciting
January 29, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I've seen a fish van that says "more than just a fish van - text Gary" - so obviously that's quite exciting
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It’s a special kind of frustrating when a member of a band you love takes time away from the group to do a solo project that’s… fine
January 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It’s a special kind of frustrating when a member of a band you love takes time away from the group to do a solo project that’s… fine
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This is Maya. She hopes you find something you love even half as much as she loves sledding. 14/10 (IG: mayamoo_golden)
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
This is Maya. She hopes you find something you love even half as much as she loves sledding. 14/10 (IG: mayamoo_golden)
First time eating chicken? Let me help you out! You’re gonna want to eat AROUND the bones and… What’s that? It’s boneless? Well, what are you sitting around talking to me for? Go nuts, son!
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
First time eating chicken? Let me help you out! You’re gonna want to eat AROUND the bones and… What’s that? It’s boneless? Well, what are you sitting around talking to me for? Go nuts, son!
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Inspire people.
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Inspire people.
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Cars should have 6 different horns for the following scenarios:
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Cars should have 6 different horns for the following scenarios:
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
I’ll just wait for our lives to be over
Yes or sorry? I don’t need to know
Yes or sorry? I don’t need to know
i have stopped believing, and i've let go of that feeling. streetlights? people? whatever.
I’m going to chase some waterfalls today. I refuse to stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I’ll just wait for our lives to be over
Yes or sorry? I don’t need to know
Yes or sorry? I don’t need to know
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Listening to the rules of a board game
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Listening to the rules of a board game
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i inspire people by always returning my shopping cart to the cart corral area - even when i’m in a bad mood or have a sore ankle. in fact limping a bit makes it even more inspirational
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
i inspire people by always returning my shopping cart to the cart corral area - even when i’m in a bad mood or have a sore ankle. in fact limping a bit makes it even more inspirational
For years, the only “device” in our house was a pre-owned computer that couldn’t connect to the internet.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
For years, the only “device” in our house was a pre-owned computer that couldn’t connect to the internet.
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