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These are the very first two pottery sherds I dug up that fit together back when I was a baby archaeologist.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
These are the very first two pottery sherds I dug up that fit together back when I was a baby archaeologist.
I usually try and leave hotel keycards, but this one was too good not to keep.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I usually try and leave hotel keycards, but this one was too good not to keep.
Everyone can't be the same. Some of us are just gay and average.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Everyone can't be the same. Some of us are just gay and average.
The Almond Joy-Mounds "sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" jingle was a damn clever way to advertise two different products in the same commercial for likely the same production price.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The Almond Joy-Mounds "sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" jingle was a damn clever way to advertise two different products in the same commercial for likely the same production price.
Never once in my life have I been, as far as I can recall, woken up by the smell of someone making coffee downstairs.
What the fuck, Folgers?
What the fuck, Folgers?
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Never once in my life have I been, as far as I can recall, woken up by the smell of someone making coffee downstairs.
What the fuck, Folgers?
What the fuck, Folgers?
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in my 17th year of looking for a Vegan Ortolan Recipe so i can do an ortolan party without excluding any of my friends
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
in my 17th year of looking for a Vegan Ortolan Recipe so i can do an ortolan party without excluding any of my friends
Either:
1. He finds a way to hold up the actual release via "investigations" or whatever,
2. They are released, but heavily edited or redacted, or
3. As long as he has his life, his freedom, and his money he doesn't care about much else, so would be ok resigning with a pardon from Vance à-la-Ford.
1. He finds a way to hold up the actual release via "investigations" or whatever,
2. They are released, but heavily edited or redacted, or
3. As long as he has his life, his freedom, and his money he doesn't care about much else, so would be ok resigning with a pardon from Vance à-la-Ford.
Trump signs bill to release Epstein files after months of resistance
Trump signs bill to release Epstein files after months of resistance
Trump signs bill to release Epstein files after months of resistance
www.independent.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Either:
1. He finds a way to hold up the actual release via "investigations" or whatever,
2. They are released, but heavily edited or redacted, or
3. As long as he has his life, his freedom, and his money he doesn't care about much else, so would be ok resigning with a pardon from Vance à-la-Ford.
1. He finds a way to hold up the actual release via "investigations" or whatever,
2. They are released, but heavily edited or redacted, or
3. As long as he has his life, his freedom, and his money he doesn't care about much else, so would be ok resigning with a pardon from Vance à-la-Ford.
This combo coupon from Jewel is wild.
Pie.
$7.00 off some amaretto if you buy a pie.
Pie.
$7.00 off some amaretto if you buy a pie.
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This combo coupon from Jewel is wild.
Pie.
$7.00 off some amaretto if you buy a pie.
Pie.
$7.00 off some amaretto if you buy a pie.
And her follow up?
"but what about people who" i don't care. put normal headlights on your car or fuck off"
10/10. No notes.
"but what about people who" i don't care. put normal headlights on your car or fuck off"
10/10. No notes.
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
And her follow up?
"but what about people who" i don't care. put normal headlights on your car or fuck off"
10/10. No notes.
"but what about people who" i don't care. put normal headlights on your car or fuck off"
10/10. No notes.
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unless Dolly Parton is on there I don't give a fuck. some of us are normal and don't develop parasocial relationships with politicians
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
unless Dolly Parton is on there I don't give a fuck. some of us are normal and don't develop parasocial relationships with politicians
Whoever was making costume choices on the first season of Law & Order: SVU was doing a great job. This combo is really well done.
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Whoever was making costume choices on the first season of Law & Order: SVU was doing a great job. This combo is really well done.
These are my Academy Awards.
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
These are my Academy Awards.
One of these dudes and/or dudettes are hooting outside my house right now and that just makes me so happy.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
One of these dudes and/or dudettes are hooting outside my house right now and that just makes me so happy.
Chicago-style Italian beef stuffing.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Chicago-style Italian beef stuffing.
I love our bedroom floors, I love our bed, and I love our dog, but I wish this wasn’t a daily occurrence.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love our bedroom floors, I love our bed, and I love our dog, but I wish this wasn’t a daily occurrence.
It’s amusing that to get to the beef shop from our house it’s all of following, simultaneously:
The town next door,
10 minutes down the street, and
Two counties over.
The town next door,
10 minutes down the street, and
Two counties over.
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It’s amusing that to get to the beef shop from our house it’s all of following, simultaneously:
The town next door,
10 minutes down the street, and
Two counties over.
The town next door,
10 minutes down the street, and
Two counties over.
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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BREAKING | Trump rolls back tariffs on coffee, beef and tropical fruit after grocery bills for Americans skyrocket
Trump rolls back tariffs on coffee, beef and fruit as grocery bills skyrocket
Trump’s decision to lessen the tariffs comes as economic concerns helped propel Democrats to a series of recent election wins this month
www.independent.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This is your last chance to be part of Nordic Opera’s Pawgliacci! 🎼
Auditions will close in 24 hours from now (Saturday, November 15, 20:00 CET). Musicians, singers, dancers, and crew are all welcome, so showcase your talents and apply to join us here: nfuzz.co/nordic-opera
Auditions will close in 24 hours from now (Saturday, November 15, 20:00 CET). Musicians, singers, dancers, and crew are all welcome, so showcase your talents and apply to join us here: nfuzz.co/nordic-opera
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is your last chance to be part of Nordic Opera’s Pawgliacci! 🎼
Auditions will close in 24 hours from now (Saturday, November 15, 20:00 CET). Musicians, singers, dancers, and crew are all welcome, so showcase your talents and apply to join us here: nfuzz.co/nordic-opera
Auditions will close in 24 hours from now (Saturday, November 15, 20:00 CET). Musicians, singers, dancers, and crew are all welcome, so showcase your talents and apply to join us here: nfuzz.co/nordic-opera
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.