manta ray romano
@marthburton.bsky.social
husband father patriot zoroastrian
rewatching arrival, forgot their was an honest to goodness 'yeah that just happened' in this movie out of Jeremy Renner, those marvel movies did a number on him
January 23, 2026 at 12:24 PM
rewatching arrival, forgot their was an honest to goodness 'yeah that just happened' in this movie out of Jeremy Renner, those marvel movies did a number on him
looking through movies I've only watched part of on prime after a few beers and I guess 'voyage to the planet of prehistoric women' didn't make the cut at 9 minutes 33 seconds before I bailed
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
looking through movies I've only watched part of on prime after a few beers and I guess 'voyage to the planet of prehistoric women' didn't make the cut at 9 minutes 33 seconds before I bailed
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My sister likes to send me tiktoks so I open them and it asks me if I'd like to watch in the app so I say yes and then it takes me to the play store asking if I want to open the app and I say yes and then it gives me a different video so I just laugh react her message
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 AM
My sister likes to send me tiktoks so I open them and it asks me if I'd like to watch in the app so I say yes and then it takes me to the play store asking if I want to open the app and I say yes and then it gives me a different video so I just laugh react her message
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oscar clip for film "train dreams". joel edgerton stares into the embers of a dying flame as narrator talks about whether or not megaman goes to the bathroom like a human being or if he is a robot down there
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 AM
oscar clip for film "train dreams". joel edgerton stares into the embers of a dying flame as narrator talks about whether or not megaman goes to the bathroom like a human being or if he is a robot down there
If you wanna complain at a restaurant it should be streamed live to anyone who wants to watch and they vote on who is right
January 23, 2026 at 10:09 AM
If you wanna complain at a restaurant it should be streamed live to anyone who wants to watch and they vote on who is right
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This got a good and proper chuckle out of me
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 AM
This got a good and proper chuckle out of me
It should be illegal to send an email after 5pm, you work internatonally? Figure it out
January 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
It should be illegal to send an email after 5pm, you work internatonally? Figure it out
The smelly oil snake salesman doctor guy in fallout is just tim minchin
fuck tim minchin.
fuck tim minchin.
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 AM
The smelly oil snake salesman doctor guy in fallout is just tim minchin
fuck tim minchin.
fuck tim minchin.
the cash value on australian jeopardy is 1/4, $500 aud as opposed to $2000 usd, if channel 9 gets anyway runaway contestant, trained by Australian gambling culture in daily doubles though, it will cripple the network
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
the cash value on australian jeopardy is 1/4, $500 aud as opposed to $2000 usd, if channel 9 gets anyway runaway contestant, trained by Australian gambling culture in daily doubles though, it will cripple the network
had the audio visual guys out thismorning to replace a TV and reseat my TV upstairs that had been acting as a replacement, they told me the aerial plug was fucked and I wouldn't get tv, but they underestimated my ability to wiggle it around, watching jeopardy now
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
had the audio visual guys out thismorning to replace a TV and reseat my TV upstairs that had been acting as a replacement, they told me the aerial plug was fucked and I wouldn't get tv, but they underestimated my ability to wiggle it around, watching jeopardy now
every iheartradio podcast ad is the worst thing ive ever heard
we deep dive into what it means to be human and why the small steps we take to etc etc etc
we deep dive into what it means to be human and why the small steps we take to etc etc etc
January 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
every iheartradio podcast ad is the worst thing ive ever heard
we deep dive into what it means to be human and why the small steps we take to etc etc etc
we deep dive into what it means to be human and why the small steps we take to etc etc etc
worst kind of guy is guy who gets divorced and flies into full blown alcoholism but goes to pubs to do it, fuck off mate. 'I've done everything for my kids' ok man, that's sweet, none of my business, you being shit hammered on a Wednesday arvo is my business, piss off
January 9, 2026 at 5:42 AM
worst kind of guy is guy who gets divorced and flies into full blown alcoholism but goes to pubs to do it, fuck off mate. 'I've done everything for my kids' ok man, that's sweet, none of my business, you being shit hammered on a Wednesday arvo is my business, piss off
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When I goon, you goon
(Just like that)
(Just like that)
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When I goon, you goon
(Just like that)
(Just like that)
Just woke up from a dream that was me and two nyc Italians saying 'dry don't got shit over dere' as the Brazilian president tried to change 5c pieces for a note with us, and proceeded to say 'no Tomn Jerry, no scooby DOO' just listing off old cartoons in thick Italian accents. I'm still half asleep
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just woke up from a dream that was me and two nyc Italians saying 'dry don't got shit over dere' as the Brazilian president tried to change 5c pieces for a note with us, and proceeded to say 'no Tomn Jerry, no scooby DOO' just listing off old cartoons in thick Italian accents. I'm still half asleep
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Thanks everyone. I hope you like my joke
October 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Thanks everyone. I hope you like my joke
big fan of how x files is always like, this was the most insane shit we have ever seen, BUT, seeing as we killed them or they dissolved or whatever, it's inconclusive, who cares, it's fine probably
October 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
big fan of how x files is always like, this was the most insane shit we have ever seen, BUT, seeing as we killed them or they dissolved or whatever, it's inconclusive, who cares, it's fine probably
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"That wasn't even a metaphor. This old man just came over to me and put his whole dick and balls in a glass of tonic and gin"
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
September 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
"That wasn't even a metaphor. This old man just came over to me and put his whole dick and balls in a glass of tonic and gin"
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
-Billy Joel, Unprompted
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My iron lung smoke-a-gram of crack in one hit friend just to call John Stewart Jon Daly because he used to think that's why they called it the Daily show.
September 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My iron lung smoke-a-gram of crack in one hit friend just to call John Stewart Jon Daly because he used to think that's why they called it the Daily show.
every time I put on 2001 a space odyssey I spend 3 minutes figuring out if the file is working before the old school mgm logo shows up
September 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
every time I put on 2001 a space odyssey I spend 3 minutes figuring out if the file is working before the old school mgm logo shows up
Sobriety test: when you stop skipping at 'heat of the moment' by Asia
Verdict: fucked up
Verdict: fucked up
September 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sobriety test: when you stop skipping at 'heat of the moment' by Asia
Verdict: fucked up
Verdict: fucked up
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imagine having sex with jennifer love hewitt. wow
September 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
imagine having sex with jennifer love hewitt. wow
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Embarrassed myself in front of some teens when i accidentally called The Allman Brothers "The Almond Brothers" (this was in the 70s)
September 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Embarrassed myself in front of some teens when i accidentally called The Allman Brothers "The Almond Brothers" (this was in the 70s)
binged the first season and a half of x files with my mum on holiday and said 'it's vampires' at the end of every opener as a bit, second episode after going home, ya wouldn't believe it, it's vampires
September 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
binged the first season and a half of x files with my mum on holiday and said 'it's vampires' at the end of every opener as a bit, second episode after going home, ya wouldn't believe it, it's vampires
binging x files is great exercise for 'oh yeah it's that guy' just spotted the dead dad from the last moments of jumanji playing a cop in the episode '3'
September 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
binging x files is great exercise for 'oh yeah it's that guy' just spotted the dead dad from the last moments of jumanji playing a cop in the episode '3'