marshwort 🏳️⚧️
@marshwort.bsky.social
redneck trans communist jestmonger and freelance cat-petter
i got Coco a cat-sized hoodie that said "SECURITY" on the back as a Christmas present back in 2021, and she allowed me to put it on her EXACTLY once, and i'm thankful for that 😽
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i got Coco a cat-sized hoodie that said "SECURITY" on the back as a Christmas present back in 2021, and she allowed me to put it on her EXACTLY once, and i'm thankful for that 😽
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the sexual danger of fred dibnah
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the sexual danger of fred dibnah
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i remember that episode of Mr.Rogers, it was very polarizing at the time
There's really no way he was ever going to top a throwaway reference to felching
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i remember that episode of Mr.Rogers, it was very polarizing at the time
well well well, not only is Tyler a fine writer and a fellow tall person, but now he's also an aspiring fashion magnate? quick, everybody should go buy his shirts, because nobody wants to see an English major go hungry, that's how revolutions get started 😬
If you have anybody that is hard to shop for this holiday season why not get an incredibly comfortable high quality t-shirt with some shitposty bullshit on it that will make them laugh and they would like wearing? There is still time to get some. Everyone says they get compliments on them! 🫡
🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
well well well, not only is Tyler a fine writer and a fellow tall person, but now he's also an aspiring fashion magnate? quick, everybody should go buy his shirts, because nobody wants to see an English major go hungry, that's how revolutions get started 😬
i like to give helpful advice on Reddit to make the world a better place 🤗
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i like to give helpful advice on Reddit to make the world a better place 🤗
Wabamun Lake was looking sick as hell this evening 😎
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Wabamun Lake was looking sick as hell this evening 😎
so i was jacked into my personal cyberdeck and beam-riding thru a high-sec corporate instance filled with hostile AI routines and this bot slices my intrusion countermeasures and beams this ad for genetech mods directly into my visual cortex, so i closed the Reddit app on my phone and took a nap 😴
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
so i was jacked into my personal cyberdeck and beam-riding thru a high-sec corporate instance filled with hostile AI routines and this bot slices my intrusion countermeasures and beams this ad for genetech mods directly into my visual cortex, so i closed the Reddit app on my phone and took a nap 😴
the song of the red-winged blackbird might be my fave bird noise of all time, it was the background music for canoeing thru reed beds and marshy creeks in my misbegotten youth 😎
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #StandingOnThings except the Floor. May I offer 4 #photos I’ve taken, of an #avocat, a red-winged #blackbird, a #robin and a #mountain #blackbird. 3 of these could also qualify for #balance. 😊
Enjoy your Sunday everyone!
#photography #nature #bird 🪶 #birds #Alberta 🇨🇦
Enjoy your Sunday everyone!
#photography #nature #bird 🪶 #birds #Alberta 🇨🇦
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the song of the red-winged blackbird might be my fave bird noise of all time, it was the background music for canoeing thru reed beds and marshy creeks in my misbegotten youth 😎
now is the time of year where we huddle indoors around a warm fire to drink hot cocoa, we wear fuzzy slippers, and when the gloom of evening fully cloaks the woods in shadowy darkness, we don our tattered robes of hide and antler and pursue a living sacrifice thru the woods with daggers in hand 😌
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
now is the time of year where we huddle indoors around a warm fire to drink hot cocoa, we wear fuzzy slippers, and when the gloom of evening fully cloaks the woods in shadowy darkness, we don our tattered robes of hide and antler and pursue a living sacrifice thru the woods with daggers in hand 😌
trying to figure out how to properly phrase "i'm good at digging graves!" so's i can put that on my resume
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
trying to figure out how to properly phrase "i'm good at digging graves!" so's i can put that on my resume
"the gameplay loop is the same, we just upgraded the graphics engine, reset your stats, and patched that bug where you're always kind of sad."
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"the gameplay loop is the same, we just upgraded the graphics engine, reset your stats, and patched that bug where you're always kind of sad."
me and my mom got our COVID+flu vaccines yesterday, and we didn't have to pay a goddamn dime, so the current Alberta regime can suck hard on my non-existent nuts ᕦ(ಠ_ಠ)ᕤ
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
me and my mom got our COVID+flu vaccines yesterday, and we didn't have to pay a goddamn dime, so the current Alberta regime can suck hard on my non-existent nuts ᕦ(ಠ_ಠ)ᕤ
I.
My first thought was, she lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the workings of her lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.
My first thought was, she lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the workings of her lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I.
My first thought was, she lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the workings of her lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.
My first thought was, she lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the workings of her lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.
looking through some of the pictures i was taking back in 2022-2023 really brought home the fact that i really NEED a non-broken camera 😓
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
looking through some of the pictures i was taking back in 2022-2023 really brought home the fact that i really NEED a non-broken camera 😓
Cal is schooling Geoffy on the history of hip-hop, turntablism, and what it takes to be a b-boy 🙅 #homestuck
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Cal is schooling Geoffy on the history of hip-hop, turntablism, and what it takes to be a b-boy 🙅 #homestuck
if they sold squeezie tubes of gravy for humans to eat, i bet i'd make the same expression as this ravenous beast >:3
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
if they sold squeezie tubes of gravy for humans to eat, i bet i'd make the same expression as this ravenous beast >:3
and THIS is what makes all the tree-felling and log-hauling and wood-chopping and chimney-sweeping and ash-hauling worthwhile >:3
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
and THIS is what makes all the tree-felling and log-hauling and wood-chopping and chimney-sweeping and ash-hauling worthwhile >:3
he keeps meowing something about "a yard of linen" and "dialectical and historical materialism" and "there is a spectre haunting my litter box!" and i just shake my head sadly and tell him he has to read more theory 😔
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
he keeps meowing something about "a yard of linen" and "dialectical and historical materialism" and "there is a spectre haunting my litter box!" and i just shake my head sadly and tell him he has to read more theory 😔
laying on the couch is lovely but it also means i have this fuzzy menace looking down at my unprotected stomach with glee in her malevolent little eyeballs
October 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
laying on the couch is lovely but it also means i have this fuzzy menace looking down at my unprotected stomach with glee in her malevolent little eyeballs
BEEFCAKE! BEEEEFCAKE!!
October 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
BEEFCAKE! BEEEEFCAKE!!
all my bones hurt, and i don't ever want to think about chainsaws ever again, but the payoff is worth it 😌 weird to think that ~5 years ago this place had a collapsed roof, dry rot, a broken furnace, and a density of mice like unto the degenerate matter at the heart of a neutron star 💪😏
October 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
all my bones hurt, and i don't ever want to think about chainsaws ever again, but the payoff is worth it 😌 weird to think that ~5 years ago this place had a collapsed roof, dry rot, a broken furnace, and a density of mice like unto the degenerate matter at the heart of a neutron star 💪😏
wtf where did my left sinus go?!?!?! no wonder i have tinnitus and don't smell so good!
October 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
wtf where did my left sinus go?!?!?! no wonder i have tinnitus and don't smell so good!
sure, i may have a BA in English, but my true passion is grueling physical labour ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
September 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
sure, i may have a BA in English, but my true passion is grueling physical labour ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
i'm not holding an invisible gun, officer, i'm indicating the cool new stripe of white hair i noticed whilst brushing my teeth. and yes my phone is held together with duct tape and elastic bands, is that a crime now? this is democracy manifest! get your hand off my penis!
September 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i'm not holding an invisible gun, officer, i'm indicating the cool new stripe of white hair i noticed whilst brushing my teeth. and yes my phone is held together with duct tape and elastic bands, is that a crime now? this is democracy manifest! get your hand off my penis!