it's a speed-bump along the road when one is chasing that dopamine hit of likes and quotes

i has a charmingly lurid grotesqueness to it that i quite enjoyed (Jeunet ftw), and yeah Sigourney looming over Winona hrmmmmmm nnngghhhh

i've been at the "agonize over which Linux distro to install" stage for a few eternities now

mine swole from going on a grilled cheese and hot chocolate bender for a few months :/

putting that pussy on a pedestal 😎

Tipper Gore had all the rocks banned for corrupting the youths, it's a shame really

flesh is weak, it is only thru the syncretization of flesh and metal that we shall become AS GODS

do you dare to bite a bell pepper ostentatiously while saying such things?

i reported you for posting from space (a clear violation of bsky's TOS) but they kept telling me you were classified as orbital debris and were thus outside the laws of man or gods alike 🤷‍♀️

trying to sneak some pro-Jujube messaging in the end there, like hiding your dog's deworming pill in a piece of cheese, shameful!

maybe it's because i've been on a bit of a saltwater aquarium hyper fixation but my first thought was "ooh, urchins or nudibranches???"

you're cis until you end up with a bass guitar somehow, once that happens you're done for