Mark
@markymarkymarkmark.bsky.social
Surviving the mean streets of The Donx. I am absolutely going to post pictures of my lunch. Food eater, walk walker, football endurer, music listeninger, Doncaster Rovers sufferer. Owner of more guitars than I really need, yet it’s still not enough.
Remember when they interrupted the TV schedules to tell us King Charles had cancer and then we all just collectively forgot about it?
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Remember when they interrupted the TV schedules to tell us King Charles had cancer and then we all just collectively forgot about it?
Being British I neither know nor give a fuck who Nuzzi is but it’s the first word I’ve felt compelled to mute on here.
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Being British I neither know nor give a fuck who Nuzzi is but it’s the first word I’ve felt compelled to mute on here.
I mean, if I had to imagine the face of someone who indulged in penis swinging, it would look like that.
We don’t do court reports, but this is an important warning about the dangers of helicoptering.
Penis-swinging duo branded 'pair of idiots' after naked garden antics
Graeme Elder, 39, was fined £400 following the incident in a garden in Perth in September
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I mean, if I had to imagine the face of someone who indulged in penis swinging, it would look like that.
My God there are so many people I followed on here because of football, retro video games, food etc who have pivoted to ranting about politics with tedious hot takes all day. It’s like a speed run of Twitter.
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My God there are so many people I followed on here because of football, retro video games, food etc who have pivoted to ranting about politics with tedious hot takes all day. It’s like a speed run of Twitter.
Watching Saturday Kitchen Best Bits and they’re roasting a huge duck. In an oven I mean, not hurling insults at it.
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Watching Saturday Kitchen Best Bits and they’re roasting a huge duck. In an oven I mean, not hurling insults at it.
Watching Greece v Scotland. It’s fair to say, Scotland are woeful. Missing open goals and everything.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Watching Greece v Scotland. It’s fair to say, Scotland are woeful. Missing open goals and everything.
I’d love for them to open up in the UK. We’d murder them all within the first week.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’d love for them to open up in the UK. We’d murder them all within the first week.
They can barely give this crap away now.
October 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They can barely give this crap away now.
This time last season I predicted Liverpool FC would win the Premier League title. This time this season I’m predicting they won’t. Also, not fielding a single English player today.
October 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This time last season I predicted Liverpool FC would win the Premier League title. This time this season I’m predicting they won’t. Also, not fielding a single English player today.
I have no idea who Bad Bunny is. Nor do I care to know. I stand by what I have said before - we need to ban Americans from social media. And life in general. All of them. Every single one.
October 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I have no idea who Bad Bunny is. Nor do I care to know. I stand by what I have said before - we need to ban Americans from social media. And life in general. All of them. Every single one.
Okay I’ve turned the golf off. I can’t do it. Not even out of spite.
September 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Okay I’ve turned the golf off. I can’t do it. Not even out of spite.
I am watching golf. Not because I like golf (I don’t). But because I want the Americans to lose. I am petty like that.
September 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am watching golf. Not because I like golf (I don’t). But because I want the Americans to lose. I am petty like that.
Today I am mostly being confused by the weather.
September 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Today I am mostly being confused by the weather.
We need a Royal Commission into Sundays. They’ve been a bit shite for as long as I can remember (the early 80s) and no government has done anything about it. For shame.
September 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
We need a Royal Commission into Sundays. They’ve been a bit shite for as long as I can remember (the early 80s) and no government has done anything about it. For shame.
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Saturday TV should be kids shows and sport, not cookery and looking at houses, like every other bloody day of the week.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Saturday TV should be kids shows and sport, not cookery and looking at houses, like every other bloody day of the week.
Did the guitaring while watching the football. Who says men can’t multitask? Not me, that’s for sure.
September 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Did the guitaring while watching the football. Who says men can’t multitask? Not me, that’s for sure.
Done some guitaring. Lots of guitaring.
September 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Done some guitaring. Lots of guitaring.
Discovered Americans eat raw broccoli which means they now need to shut the hell up criticising any other country’s food ever again.
August 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Discovered Americans eat raw broccoli which means they now need to shut the hell up criticising any other country’s food ever again.
Man Utd are even worse than last season. Somehow.
August 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Man Utd are even worse than last season. Somehow.
Surely this has to be Onana’s last game in a Man Utd shirt? He’s woeful.
August 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Surely this has to be Onana’s last game in a Man Utd shirt? He’s woeful.
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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The Freely TV app is rubbish. It’s like they thought “How can we make Freeview worse, and as if it’s 2005 still?” We’ve seen the enshitification of the internet and now we’re witnessing the enshitification of television.
August 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Freely TV app is rubbish. It’s like they thought “How can we make Freeview worse, and as if it’s 2005 still?” We’ve seen the enshitification of the internet and now we’re witnessing the enshitification of television.
It’s Tramlines again this weekend. It feels like it’s always Tramlines.
July 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It’s Tramlines again this weekend. It feels like it’s always Tramlines.