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Marius Kiely
@mariuskiely.uk
Just a protocol droid from a galaxy far, far away... fluent in over six million forms of communication...
(Huge Star Wars fan but also real person, London, Irish, pro-EU, LibDem, design, retail, LGBTQIA, arts, wanting to relocate to France.)
Pinned
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned:

1975 Renault 5 - apple green
1988 Renault 5 Campus - navy
1989 Mercedes 300TE Estate - diamond black
2016 Hyundai i20 Coupé - graphite grey
2020 Mazda MX5 - polymetal grey

And I have absolutely loved every single one of them.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Peugeot 104
Volvo 244
Ford Escort mk1
Vauxhall Victor FB
British Leyland Mini Clubman
Why does Russell Tovey always play a klutz...? #TWBTLATS
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I really thought Lewis was going to win the whole thing... #Strictly. He's certainly one of the two best dancers...
But I'm really pleased that Nikita and Amber are still contenders.
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
To be honest, Lewis's music is reeeeaaaallly tricky this week... Really difficult rhythms... #Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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The War Between the Fish and the Chips soon...
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Aah, thank you Blue Sky. I had no idea about #russelltoveyfuckeafysh until popping in here this evening... Now I know there is something interesting to watch in the inestimable 9pm BBC1 slot... and just catching up the the #SeaDevils now... #TWBTLATS
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
#AgentKrasnov, the #PedoPresident fulfilling his duty to Putin, his boss...
The United States and Russia have officially formed an alliance against Europe, Ukraine, and Canada.
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
#AmericanHorrorStory ...
They've been possessed by their own Spitting Image puppets...
🤮😁
Pictured (L-R): Sylvester Stallone, apparently stung by an entire beehive; Paul Stanley, revealing that the KISS makeup was load bearing; and Donald Trump, recently poisoned by the Joker
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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1824: Another gipsy wedding of the Smith family fiddling & drinking as usual.
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I thought to go to the French church; but finding the Dutch congregation there, and then finding the French congregation’s sermon begun in the Dutch, I returned home.
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Brexit, Farage, Reform and all their ilk are Russian shills, #PutinsPuppets and leaving the EU was not only the greatest form of national self-harm ever known, but also an act of treason by those that enabled it. What more evidence do you need??
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Trying to get my disabled, elderly mother's #Sky contract cancelled is proving to be a complete nightmare. They are utter shysters, a bunch of bandits.
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Dined at home with my wife and Gosnell, my mind much pleased with her, and after dinner sat with them a good while, till my wife seemed to take notice of my being at home now more than at other times.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Erm... well, hello Eilif, chef at the Norwegian Embassy in Washington... 😍
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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1776: Vast condensations on walls & wainscot, which run in streams; these things are colder than the warm wet air.
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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1776: Dark, dark & spitting.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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We walked to the Temple, in our way seeing one of the Russia Embassador’s coaches go along, with his footmen not in liverys, but their country habits; one of one colour and another of another, which was very strange.
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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1824: Found a very beautiful fern in Oxey Wood suppose it the white maidenhair of Hill it is very scarce here
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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1776: Worms lie-out very thick on the walks, & grass-plot; many in copulation. They are very venereous, & seem to engender all the year.
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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To Deptford, with Mr. Wood and our officers measuring all the morning his New England masts, with which sight I was much pleased for my information, though I perceive great neglect and indifference in all the King’s officers in what they do for the King.
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If I used Spotify - which I don't - my Spotify age would probably be about 376... 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Kemi Badenoch - who admits to a criminal offence under the Computer Misuse Act 1990 - demanding someone resign because they misphrased the title of a chess championship they won is quite the metaphor for political discourse in the UK in 2025
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Nice to see that little Nigel is being consistent, isn't it?

How the hell did we end up with a vicious anti-Semite, and Russian sympathiser (whose right-hand man pleaded guilty to accepting Russian bribes) as a serious contender for government?

What are we doing in this place? 🤮
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I have never noticed this almost perfect arc of underwater mountains in the Bering Sea before...
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I'm hearing rumblings that #StrangerThings is finally fulfilling its true purpose... I've got some catching up to do as I have not started S5 yet... (Only just finished S4, which I must admit, got quite good in the last few episodes.)
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Ilhan Omar rose from a single parent immigrant family where her dad drove a taxi to her current position. Trump is the kid of a racist wealthy slum landlord who headed multiple failed businesses. One of these people is the example of failed ambition and it's not her.
What a racist piece of shit.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM