Cricket
@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Gayyyy. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
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@manicpanic.bsky.social
· Feb 13
I bet if I sexted with that asteroid I could make it come pretty fast
I have a vibrator in the glove compartment of my car and no I will not be elaborating further
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have a vibrator in the glove compartment of my car and no I will not be elaborating further
I’m not an avoidant! Could an avoidantly attached person do *this*?!?
* doesn’t respond to a single text message for weeks, runs out of the room screaming if someone expresses any interest in being nice to me
* doesn’t respond to a single text message for weeks, runs out of the room screaming if someone expresses any interest in being nice to me
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m not an avoidant! Could an avoidantly attached person do *this*?!?
* doesn’t respond to a single text message for weeks, runs out of the room screaming if someone expresses any interest in being nice to me
* doesn’t respond to a single text message for weeks, runs out of the room screaming if someone expresses any interest in being nice to me
Never anticipated a slutty gay renaissance for myself in my late 40s but here we are.
Never give up hope and never let your shitty husband stand between you and your best life.
Never give up hope and never let your shitty husband stand between you and your best life.
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Never anticipated a slutty gay renaissance for myself in my late 40s but here we are.
Never give up hope and never let your shitty husband stand between you and your best life.
Never give up hope and never let your shitty husband stand between you and your best life.
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When you’re walking around wearing the same clothes someone tore off last night right before they fucked your soul right out of your body 😇💅🏻
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When you’re walking around wearing the same clothes someone tore off last night right before they fucked your soul right out of your body 😇💅🏻
Support your small local music venues
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Support your small local music venues
Who is this “we” you speak of
No one’s feelings are wrong. That’s not my point. We’re in a real battle, against a corrupt and malevolent foe, with huge stakes. We must win.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Who is this “we” you speak of
Burlesque show, edibles, date night with partner, no work tomorrow. These are the moments that make it all worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Burlesque show, edibles, date night with partner, no work tomorrow. These are the moments that make it all worth it.
Can u guess what the weather is like
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Can u guess what the weather is like
Look just because i happen to be a slut with intimacy issues doesn’t mean *all* polyamorous people are like that
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Look just because i happen to be a slut with intimacy issues doesn’t mean *all* polyamorous people are like that
Quick vibe check kids, how are we all doing are we all still completely losing our shit on a daily basis
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Quick vibe check kids, how are we all doing are we all still completely losing our shit on a daily basis
Hey cishets if you’re more up in arms about the future of marriage equality than you are about the fact that trans healthcare has suffered devastating blows in this country I’m gonna need you to really think about how much of an “ally” you really are to the queer community.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hey cishets if you’re more up in arms about the future of marriage equality than you are about the fact that trans healthcare has suffered devastating blows in this country I’m gonna need you to really think about how much of an “ally” you really are to the queer community.
Some of you seem to be following this dumb bitch just FYI
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Some of you seem to be following this dumb bitch just FYI
Sending my perpetually insomniac friend a “u up?” message bc I also have insomnia tonight and want to chat with someone like we’re kids with two tin cans attached by a string
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Sending my perpetually insomniac friend a “u up?” message bc I also have insomnia tonight and want to chat with someone like we’re kids with two tin cans attached by a string
Maybe tomorrow, Satan
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Maybe tomorrow, Satan
If I say “I love that for you” I am either mocking you mercilessly or genuinely thrilled on your behalf there is no in between
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If I say “I love that for you” I am either mocking you mercilessly or genuinely thrilled on your behalf there is no in between
Meeting my friend for brunch for a mini slut convention and debrief, both wearing the same clothes we were wearing last night
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Meeting my friend for brunch for a mini slut convention and debrief, both wearing the same clothes we were wearing last night
“It’s all part of god’s plan”
I’m sorry but what kind of god would have planned a world in which LinkedIn exists
I’m sorry but what kind of god would have planned a world in which LinkedIn exists
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“It’s all part of god’s plan”
I’m sorry but what kind of god would have planned a world in which LinkedIn exists
I’m sorry but what kind of god would have planned a world in which LinkedIn exists
Just spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out if my thermostat was somehow programmed to turn up the temperature every night around 3 am bc I keep waking up sweating and stripping my clothes off
And then i remembered: fucking perimenopause 😒
And then i remembered: fucking perimenopause 😒
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Just spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out if my thermostat was somehow programmed to turn up the temperature every night around 3 am bc I keep waking up sweating and stripping my clothes off
And then i remembered: fucking perimenopause 😒
And then i remembered: fucking perimenopause 😒
Pumpkin spiced depression
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Pumpkin spiced depression
No they’re supernatural.
Boo, bitch.
Boo, bitch.
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
No they’re supernatural.
Boo, bitch.
Boo, bitch.
I’m not everyone’s cup of tea because I’m actually not tea at all I’m a shot of patron on an empty stomach
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m not everyone’s cup of tea because I’m actually not tea at all I’m a shot of patron on an empty stomach
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HEY DEMOCRATS
HEY DEM ESTABLISHMENT
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS
HEY
WHAT UP
WHAT FUCKING UP
HEY DEM ESTABLISHMENT
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS
HEY
WHAT UP
WHAT FUCKING UP
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
HEY DEMOCRATS
HEY DEM ESTABLISHMENT
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS
HEY
WHAT UP
WHAT FUCKING UP
HEY DEM ESTABLISHMENT
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS
HEY
WHAT UP
WHAT FUCKING UP
Dick Cheney died, Mamdani won, and they can’t tie the gun to Luigi. Been a good day for the radical left
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Dick Cheney died, Mamdani won, and they can’t tie the gun to Luigi. Been a good day for the radical left
What it’s like being friends with me 😇
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
What it’s like being friends with me 😇