Mandy Lorian
@mandylorian.bsky.social
Handing out slaps and cupcakes, and I am all out of cupcakes.
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Mandy Lorian
@mandylorian.bsky.social
· Nov 12
So we’re supposed to have a post about our interest to? Manifest them? Idk
A peek in my mind palace:
star wars
LotR & tRoP
reylo
hellcheer
burlesque
my animals ☺️ cows, pups, cats, ponies, goats, and pigs
houseboats, namely uk narrowboats
fashion
film
the fae
ernest shakleton
Did i do it right?
A peek in my mind palace:
star wars
LotR & tRoP
reylo
hellcheer
burlesque
my animals ☺️ cows, pups, cats, ponies, goats, and pigs
houseboats, namely uk narrowboats
fashion
film
the fae
ernest shakleton
Did i do it right?
Milo says i’m never allowed up again
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Milo says i’m never allowed up again
So as a dual citizen, can i just flash my Irish passport and collect $3k? I could use the cash
Kristi Noem makes an announcement on Fox & Friends: "We are saying that if you voluntarily want to go home now to your country, if you're in the US illegally, we'll give you $3,000 through the holidays to send you home. We'll buy you a ticket, give you $3,000 to go home."
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
So as a dual citizen, can i just flash my Irish passport and collect $3k? I could use the cash
Well, there goes my morning…
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Well, there goes my morning…
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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When this is over we should get to carve swastikas into their foreheads like the end of inglorious basterds
December 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
When this is over we should get to carve swastikas into their foreheads like the end of inglorious basterds
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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Hey, you guys remember how I wrote a book-type-thing?
Here it is.
Just because I think some of you might need it for the holidays.
Merry Christmas. ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/759982...
Here it is.
Just because I think some of you might need it for the holidays.
Merry Christmas. ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/759982...
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hey, you guys remember how I wrote a book-type-thing?
Here it is.
Just because I think some of you might need it for the holidays.
Merry Christmas. ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/759982...
Here it is.
Just because I think some of you might need it for the holidays.
Merry Christmas. ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/759982...
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Do you notice how, the higher the evidence stacks up that our ruling class is basically just a gaggle of coercive arse-grabbers covering up for each other, the more extreme their terror of foreign sex criminals and transgenders lurking in toilet cubicles grows
December 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Do you notice how, the higher the evidence stacks up that our ruling class is basically just a gaggle of coercive arse-grabbers covering up for each other, the more extreme their terror of foreign sex criminals and transgenders lurking in toilet cubicles grows
Joseph Quinn jump-scare at work. Also where does Versace want me to put this? Ya girl is out of space (and I’m definitely not moving Sabrina).
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Joseph Quinn jump-scare at work. Also where does Versace want me to put this? Ya girl is out of space (and I’m definitely not moving Sabrina).
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reposting this one CAUSE ONCE AGAIN VERY RELEVANT
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
reposting this one CAUSE ONCE AGAIN VERY RELEVANT
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New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
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mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.
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I assume this is the Democrats fault also?
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November 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I assume this is the Democrats fault also?
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Learning Kelly Marie Tran was queer and therefore I have a slim chance made my year
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Learning Kelly Marie Tran was queer and therefore I have a slim chance made my year
GIRL
the interview was good and friendly of course but the out of body experience i had hearing rian say this to his face
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
GIRL
Anyone want to see my mom’s dog, Milo’s embarrassing new haircut?
Of course you do.
Of course you do.
November 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Anyone want to see my mom’s dog, Milo’s embarrassing new haircut?
Of course you do.
Of course you do.
My life is falling apart irl and the world’s on fire, so fuck it, I’m back on the blooskee.
Who want to see photos from my last burlesque where i was M3GAN with a bodybag that may or may not hold the head of a sitting president?
Who want to see photos from my last burlesque where i was M3GAN with a bodybag that may or may not hold the head of a sitting president?
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My life is falling apart irl and the world’s on fire, so fuck it, I’m back on the blooskee.
Who want to see photos from my last burlesque where i was M3GAN with a bodybag that may or may not hold the head of a sitting president?
Who want to see photos from my last burlesque where i was M3GAN with a bodybag that may or may not hold the head of a sitting president?
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Recently my brother in law explained what gerrymandering was to a coworker and they didn’t believe him because if that were really happening there would be riots in the street
This week I had someone tell me they're not worried about SNAP being cut off because "that's illegal, so it's impossible Trump could do that, so obviously it's just media sensationalism." Another person told me they weren't worried about ICE because "they can't detain you if you're legally here."
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Recently my brother in law explained what gerrymandering was to a coworker and they didn’t believe him because if that were really happening there would be riots in the street
When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Um hi, been a long time. I’ve missed you all and definitely need fandom love.
Not to get too into it on main, but I believe I started the process of leaving my husband last night
Not to get too into it on main, but I believe I started the process of leaving my husband last night
October 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Um hi, been a long time. I’ve missed you all and definitely need fandom love.
Not to get too into it on main, but I believe I started the process of leaving my husband last night
Not to get too into it on main, but I believe I started the process of leaving my husband last night
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could we all just agree to keep acting like he's dead from now on, no matter what, can we Sixth Sense him please
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
could we all just agree to keep acting like he's dead from now on, no matter what, can we Sixth Sense him please
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guys who know a guy are, quite literally, community activists
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
guys who know a guy are, quite literally, community activists
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What if… hellcheer DCC? Chrissy as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, Eddie seeing her post graduation as an up and coming rockstar, at a game with his buddies from AC/DC? Something, something, profit?
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What if… hellcheer DCC? Chrissy as a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, Eddie seeing her post graduation as an up and coming rockstar, at a game with his buddies from AC/DC? Something, something, profit?
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