they are building a new data center to store your moms selfies. (To keep them extra safe)
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
they are building a new data center to store your moms selfies. (To keep them extra safe)
consider the humble suite potato
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
consider the humble suite potato
sex bomb sex bomb, you’re my sex bomb, you can really sex my bomb
October 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
sex bomb sex bomb, you’re my sex bomb, you can really sex my bomb
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If you so much as kill me I’ll die
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If you so much as kill me I’ll die
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i'm paving the way to paradise and when i get there? that's right, more paving
October 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
i'm paving the way to paradise and when i get there? that's right, more paving
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[showing a picture of a man with nice hair to my barber] I want you to kill this fucker
March 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
[showing a picture of a man with nice hair to my barber] I want you to kill this fucker
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try that on a small clown
September 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
try that on a small clown
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samara emerges from her well and crawls out of my tv, dusts herself off then heads down to the skytrain station. i'm on my couch staring dumbfounded until the russian dash cam compilation i was watching comes back on screen and i start clapping like a seal. i've already forgotten what just happened
August 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
samara emerges from her well and crawls out of my tv, dusts herself off then heads down to the skytrain station. i'm on my couch staring dumbfounded until the russian dash cam compilation i was watching comes back on screen and i start clapping like a seal. i've already forgotten what just happened
haven't decided if i'm bouba or kiki yet
August 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
haven't decided if i'm bouba or kiki yet
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areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
May 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
me: *w/ a tear in my eye* but when will i see you again?
the travelin' worm: *wriggles in sign language* "in about 2 spins of the long wheel, friend-with-bones"
me: :( that's really long
the travelin' worm: *takes off at 600 mph*
the travelin' worm: *wriggles in sign language* "in about 2 spins of the long wheel, friend-with-bones"
me: :( that's really long
the travelin' worm: *takes off at 600 mph*
August 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
me: *w/ a tear in my eye* but when will i see you again?
the travelin' worm: *wriggles in sign language* "in about 2 spins of the long wheel, friend-with-bones"
me: :( that's really long
the travelin' worm: *takes off at 600 mph*
the travelin' worm: *wriggles in sign language* "in about 2 spins of the long wheel, friend-with-bones"
me: :( that's really long
the travelin' worm: *takes off at 600 mph*
me: A parking ticket? I'll represent myself in court!
[2 months later; somehow I've become the legal property of the Coca Cola corporation]
[2 months later; somehow I've become the legal property of the Coca Cola corporation]
August 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
me: A parking ticket? I'll represent myself in court!
[2 months later; somehow I've become the legal property of the Coca Cola corporation]
[2 months later; somehow I've become the legal property of the Coca Cola corporation]
ah, the old days, when ships were wood and men were iron. terrible, terrible men of iron. unrelenting robot seamen rowing at great speeds
August 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
ah, the old days, when ships were wood and men were iron. terrible, terrible men of iron. unrelenting robot seamen rowing at great speeds
they shouldn’t allow PvP combat in the locker room area
August 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
they shouldn’t allow PvP combat in the locker room area
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𝕋𝔼ℂℍℕ𝕀ℂ𝔸𝕃 𝔻𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕀ℂ𝕌𝕃𝕋𝕀𝔼𝕊
🤠🔨🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
🤠🔨🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
March 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
𝕋𝔼ℂℍℕ𝕀ℂ𝔸𝕃 𝔻𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕀ℂ𝕌𝕃𝕋𝕀𝔼𝕊
🤠🔨🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
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considering how the nazis weaponized, among other things, Horst Wessel, i predict an ai generated “the song of Big Balls” being the next gop anthem
August 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
considering how the nazis weaponized, among other things, Horst Wessel, i predict an ai generated “the song of Big Balls” being the next gop anthem
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Me and the vincible homie were gonna succumb to fatal damage later
August 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Me and the vincible homie were gonna succumb to fatal damage later
chupacabra: *slumping into its armchair and cracking open a goat* ahhhh
August 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
chupacabra: *slumping into its armchair and cracking open a goat* ahhhh
me: *falling into corner, spitting blood* I dont think I can do it coach
my coach: first of all you gotta stop flossing in there
my coach: first of all you gotta stop flossing in there
August 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
me: *falling into corner, spitting blood* I dont think I can do it coach
my coach: first of all you gotta stop flossing in there
my coach: first of all you gotta stop flossing in there
The Toronto maple leaves
July 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The Toronto maple leaves
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they're feeding me to a giant mushroom tomorrow
July 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
they're feeding me to a giant mushroom tomorrow