MaliciousCarp
@maliciouscarp.bsky.social
I'm the guy that those FAT CATS on WALLSTREET don't want you to know about!
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If Minnesota is a free agent, it’s probably signing with Canada. I mean, the hockey alone.
Rep. Andy Harris: "Look, if Minnesota wants to secede from the union and have it on their own, that's fine"
January 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
If Minnesota is a free agent, it’s probably signing with Canada. I mean, the hockey alone.
He is spot on... seeing this crap makes me sick. They aren't even hiding it anymore.
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
He is spot on... seeing this crap makes me sick. They aren't even hiding it anymore.
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Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
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🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
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This is and has been my perspective: the only way to address this issue is to ensure that anyone authorized to use force by the state has such a high bar to clear for the use of that force that effectively anything lethal or nearly lethal is an instant career ender, a sign of failure, without appeal
Let me give you a thought experiment:
Imagine not just a ban on qualified immunity for authority, but a reversal; a new legal framework, under which authority bears greater responsibility than civilians in matters involving force—as it should.
www.the-reframe.com/absolute-imm...
Imagine not just a ban on qualified immunity for authority, but a reversal; a new legal framework, under which authority bears greater responsibility than civilians in matters involving force—as it should.
www.the-reframe.com/absolute-imm...
Absolute Immunity
Alignment with supremacy is a vile choice. Raising the natural costs for those who make that choice by putting first things first.
www.the-reframe.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 PM
This is and has been my perspective: the only way to address this issue is to ensure that anyone authorized to use force by the state has such a high bar to clear for the use of that force that effectively anything lethal or nearly lethal is an instant career ender, a sign of failure, without appeal
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As a non-Minnesotan, I found the most recent episode of @neverpo.st with @biketrouble.bsky.social invaluable for understanding the context leading up to this moment.
(also I hope they disobey the name of their podcast and start posting here)
www.neverpo.st/what-is-goin...
(also I hope they disobey the name of their podcast and start posting here)
www.neverpo.st/what-is-goin...
🆕 Never Post! What Is Going On In Minnesota
How fraud and ICE came to dominate the headlines from Minnesota
www.neverpo.st
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
As a non-Minnesotan, I found the most recent episode of @neverpo.st with @biketrouble.bsky.social invaluable for understanding the context leading up to this moment.
(also I hope they disobey the name of their podcast and start posting here)
www.neverpo.st/what-is-goin...
(also I hope they disobey the name of their podcast and start posting here)
www.neverpo.st/what-is-goin...
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Addendum
"Disk" is not a short form of "diskette".
"Diskette" is a diminuitive of "disk", introduced by IBM when they introduced the floppy disk in the 1970s—it refers to how it is substantially smaller than the 14" hard disk stacks common at the time.
(It's also not a "hard diskette" ftm.)
4/3
"Disk" is not a short form of "diskette".
"Diskette" is a diminuitive of "disk", introduced by IBM when they introduced the floppy disk in the 1970s—it refers to how it is substantially smaller than the 14" hard disk stacks common at the time.
(It's also not a "hard diskette" ftm.)
4/3
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Addendum
"Disk" is not a short form of "diskette".
"Diskette" is a diminuitive of "disk", introduced by IBM when they introduced the floppy disk in the 1970s—it refers to how it is substantially smaller than the 14" hard disk stacks common at the time.
(It's also not a "hard diskette" ftm.)
4/3
"Disk" is not a short form of "diskette".
"Diskette" is a diminuitive of "disk", introduced by IBM when they introduced the floppy disk in the 1970s—it refers to how it is substantially smaller than the 14" hard disk stacks common at the time.
(It's also not a "hard diskette" ftm.)
4/3
This is too cool!
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
This is too cool!
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“The bartender handed it out for them to figure out what it was. She went to the back to do something else and then one dude stole it,”
#weird #weirdnews #animals #offbeat
www.nj.com/food/2026/01...
#weird #weirdnews #animals #offbeat
www.nj.com/food/2026/01...
Beloved walrus penis stolen from N.J. cheesesteak icon. Owner is blubbering mad.
The popular bar and restaurant is 'not the same' without its phallic conversation piece
www.nj.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
“The bartender handed it out for them to figure out what it was. She went to the back to do something else and then one dude stole it,”
#weird #weirdnews #animals #offbeat
www.nj.com/food/2026/01...
#weird #weirdnews #animals #offbeat
www.nj.com/food/2026/01...
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NO major news outlet in this city currently has a prominent picture of Renee Nicole Good online.
Guess an ICE agent shooting a white, blonde, devout Christian, award-winning poet, mother of three, who likely WASN'T protesting, destroys their pro-ICE/Trump narrative. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
Guess an ICE agent shooting a white, blonde, devout Christian, award-winning poet, mother of three, who likely WASN'T protesting, destroys their pro-ICE/Trump narrative. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
Thousands attend vigil for woman slain by ICE agent in Minneapolis
Mourners filled an entire city block on Wednesday night following the early morning shooting of a woman who was trying to drive away from ICE agents.
sahanjournal.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 PM
NO major news outlet in this city currently has a prominent picture of Renee Nicole Good online.
Guess an ICE agent shooting a white, blonde, devout Christian, award-winning poet, mother of three, who likely WASN'T protesting, destroys their pro-ICE/Trump narrative. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
Guess an ICE agent shooting a white, blonde, devout Christian, award-winning poet, mother of three, who likely WASN'T protesting, destroys their pro-ICE/Trump narrative. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
I'm sad to hear that the smear campaign worked.
Minnesota has to come first - always.
Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.
I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.
I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I'm sad to hear that the smear campaign worked.
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One of my favourite Dragon magazine covers - March 1989's. Always makes me think of Shadowrun's Awakening and what it would have been like for the pilots encountering dragons in the sky for the first time.
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
One of my favourite Dragon magazine covers - March 1989's. Always makes me think of Shadowrun's Awakening and what it would have been like for the pilots encountering dragons in the sky for the first time.
This is poetry in motion.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This is poetry in motion.
You've just opened up a Star Trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Replicator's Bar and Grill
(Not to be confused with the Blade Runner themed 'Replicant's bar and grill')
What are you calling it?
Replicator's Bar and Grill
(Not to be confused with the Blade Runner themed 'Replicant's bar and grill')
You've just opened up a Star Trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
NO GRILL I
What are you calling it?
NO GRILL I
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Tribbles 'n' bits
What are you calling it?
Tribbles 'n' bits
December 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
You've just opened up a Star Trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Replicator's Bar and Grill
(Not to be confused with the Blade Runner themed 'Replicant's bar and grill')
What are you calling it?
Replicator's Bar and Grill
(Not to be confused with the Blade Runner themed 'Replicant's bar and grill')
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
This is beyond disgusting. I don't know what else to say besides air the segment.
the streisand effect is sooooo crazy
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
December 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This is beyond disgusting. I don't know what else to say besides air the segment.
I still have enough faith in humanity to believe that lumpy pillow Lindell will never become governor... yet I'm still worried.
Trump endorsed MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell for Minnesota governor saying he "deserves" it after his "legal and financial woes" from pushing 2020 election conspiracy theories. Qualifications: bankrupt from lying about voter fraud. Perfect for this administration. Peak idiocracy.
December 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I still have enough faith in humanity to believe that lumpy pillow Lindell will never become governor... yet I'm still worried.
Your full credit card number, security code, and expiration date is how much money you will lose to obvious data phishing scams in 2026
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Your full credit card number, security code, and expiration date is how much money you will lose to obvious data phishing scams in 2026
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Reposting this without all of the line breaks so it can fit together
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposting this without all of the line breaks so it can fit together
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🎄 Our annual Yuletide Explosion holiday celebration continues on the FREE FEED!
This week, we review the best forgotten Chuck E. Cheese Christmas Special.
🎧 Listen now:
open.spotify.com/episode/3BDC...
This week, we review the best forgotten Chuck E. Cheese Christmas Special.
🎧 Listen now:
open.spotify.com/episode/3BDC...
Yuletide Explosion 2024: Chuck E. Cheese's, The Christmas That Almost Wasn't (1983)
open.spotify.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
🎄 Our annual Yuletide Explosion holiday celebration continues on the FREE FEED!
This week, we review the best forgotten Chuck E. Cheese Christmas Special.
🎧 Listen now:
open.spotify.com/episode/3BDC...
This week, we review the best forgotten Chuck E. Cheese Christmas Special.
🎧 Listen now:
open.spotify.com/episode/3BDC...
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AI is not here to cure cancer, it's here to get specific, individualized data on us to maximize the amount of money extracted from us to make billionaires into trillionaires. Period. Right now, tech companies have a social graph of us. Like, they know I'm a millennial Minnesotan suburban mom.
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
AI is not here to cure cancer, it's here to get specific, individualized data on us to maximize the amount of money extracted from us to make billionaires into trillionaires. Period. Right now, tech companies have a social graph of us. Like, they know I'm a millennial Minnesotan suburban mom.
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December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ads from Atari in 1983 were like, "You're a miserable piece of shit and no one likes you, so you should play Pole Position!"
youtu.be/jSbb2XMuxAA?...
Ai still doesn't have any original content.
youtu.be/jSbb2XMuxAA?...
Ai still doesn't have any original content.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Ads from Atari in 1983 were like, "You're a miserable piece of shit and no one likes you, so you should play Pole Position!"
youtu.be/jSbb2XMuxAA?...
Ai still doesn't have any original content.
youtu.be/jSbb2XMuxAA?...
Ai still doesn't have any original content.
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Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year.
Now you're upset?
Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
Now you're upset?
Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
ICE agents followed a Burnsville family home from the store, failed to present a warrant and entered their home with guns drawn. They detained 4 legal citizens who presented documentation, leaving a 7 year-old without parents.
A seven-year-old. Let that sink in. Trump’s ICE is out of control.
A seven-year-old. Let that sink in. Trump’s ICE is out of control.
ICE agents detained four people from a Burnsville home, according to family members, including a 7-year-old's parents and the husband of a pregnant woman.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year.
Now you're upset?
Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
Now you're upset?
Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.