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alice!?
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i contain the souls of 100 dead transgender sailors
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We should start framing tgirls who never forget their shot as having some sort of privilege and cancel them
January 1, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Shout out to O Come All Ye Faithful for being the only popular Christmas carol that explicitly rejects the Arian heresy
December 21, 2023 at 6:10 AM
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They should write a narrative about trans women that’s still compelling after you’ve done this for a few years
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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presidential groverhaus
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i’m getting the surgery that makes it feel like you’re getting your dick sucked instead of sucking your own dick
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
if my id photo doesn’t turn out good tomorrow i’m kicking pritzker’s ass
September 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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trans girls the second they turn 8 years hrt: im a boy
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
they’re letting the indie girls scream again :)
September 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
something went wrong!
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
pleased to officially announce that the first person i’ve met upon moving to chicago is my lesbian qanon neighbor
September 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
late this month nobody get mad at me
August 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
cookout watermelon milkshake
July 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
cake
July 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ohhh yeah for sure
June 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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i hate to be the one to say it but there is no shortage of tops or bottoms, you are experiencing something called a “skill issue”
May 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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NEW PAPER, JUST OUT! 👀

Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯

A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛

Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x
April 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
biggg month for listening on my ipod, shaking myself from lastfm’s grip
March 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
february lol
February 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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in less than eight years the NCAA went from banning North Carolina from hosting championships due to its bathroom bill to... this.
Statement from NCAA president Charlie Baker on Donald Trump’s executive order banning transgender athletes from women’s sports.

Says the NCAA will move quickly to align with the EO.
February 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
january! party
February 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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im going to make an app thats just a lex clone but you get permabanned if your posts arent horny. itll be called horny trannys or gay faggots or something like that
January 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
december
January 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM