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Dustin Davis
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Creative Director, mumbler, hot dog lover. PDX
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Dustin Davis @magicspoon.org · Nov 17
I think I’m going to keep track of how many tacos and ‘taco-like-objects’ (food only, you perverts) next year.
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Schumer has been like a cat slowly pawing at a glass of water on a table for the last 40 days.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.

Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.
A light blue, grinning, bigfoot-style monster with a purple nose, yellow eyes, and pink hands and feet poses, arms outstretched, on a wooden deck.
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I am so beyond happy Mamdani won. Sure the numbers were pointing that way, but we’ve all seen how fickle those are these last few years.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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This is too September 2016 coded to be true. Our timeline doesn't deserve this.
thr.com The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 5d
Brendan Fraser, who led the trio of movies made between 1999 and 2008, and Rachel Weisz, who starred in the first two, are in talks to star in a new #Mummy sequel. Radio Silence is set to direct.

More details here: bit.ly/47Xh7eX
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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This one sucks. I love him when he shows up in a movie. His best role is unquestionably ‘Addicted to Love’.
thespaceshipper.com The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 9d
"He began working steadily through the 1980s, and his big break came in 1990, when writer-director Besson cast him in the key role of Bob, a member of a secret government entity who mentors Nikita (Anne Parillaud) as she transforms into a trained killer."
Tchéky Karyo Dies: ‘La Femme Nikita’ Co-Star Who Appeared In Dozens Of Films & TV Shows Was 72
Tchéky Karyo, the French actor who co-starred in Luc Besson's La Femme Nikita and more than 100 other film and television shows, died Friday October 31 at 72.
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November 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Special shout out to Google Slides making the replace image hover tooltip be only to generate one with AI, and making the replace/upload a menu command with no keyboard shortcut.
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Somebody’s pitching a Super Bowl spot.
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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how it feels to do physical activity after the age of 35
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I just do not want my bank to know or use the word spooktacular
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
October 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Keep Kids Off Rings.
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I am here to reveal the truth about pumpkin spice lattes, by way of *deep* archival research (and 3,600 words)

snackstack.net/2025/10/21/t...
The curious, contentious history of pumpkin spice lattes
Starbucks didn’t invent them. But it’s possible that Tori Amos or a Midwest grandma did.
snackstack.net
October 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The longer the House shenanigans go on, the more I think my pet conspiracy theory that one or more Supreme Court justices is in the Epstein Files makes sense.
October 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I need a Tim Robinson sketch of Stephen Miller.
October 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Think you’re ready for a zombie apocalypse?

A public health expert says those same survival skills apply to real outbreaks, and that #Halloween’s favorite monster has always been a lesson in disease control.

buff.ly/rdMlqQW
#episky 🩺 🧪
Zombies, jiangshi, draugrs, revenants − monster lore is filled with metaphors for public health
The ways in which zombies are spawned − and contained − reflect a range of public health principles.
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October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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One more PSL post because I can't resist: Apparently Tori Amos was a pumpkin spice latte innovator in 1994! And specifically contrasted it to the drinks at Starbucks.
Overall screenshot of a profile of Tori Amos from The Rocket alt-weekly in Seattle, 1994 Tori Amos has an idea. But not an idea for a song-a new drink. Returning to Seattle for her second-visit this year, Amos is eager to find an audience for her latest experi-ment in beverage concoction. "You have all your Starbucks things," she says. "Wett, I have one that tastes like pumpkin ple: It's my own invention; it's my contribution to Halloween. A little witch warmer!" 1 Amos more ardent fans would probably say she hardly needs to resort to creating pumpkin lattes to bewitch a crowd. The emotive singer/songwriter's first solo album, .1992's Little Earth quakes might not have been a com
October 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Ah fuck. Drew Struzan died. That one hurts.
October 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I just started reading One Piece, coincidentally, so now I know Thiel is extra stupid.
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 29d
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war: The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work. Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure. In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation. Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.
October 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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We are disgusting.
cmgiulini.bsky.social Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 29d
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
October 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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June, 1993. I exhale loudly and pat my brow. The desert is punishingly hot but we’ve had a magnificent expedition so far. Specimens we never could have imagined, and the best possible team. Yet nothing makes me happier than the chance to share my work with my son. He’s struggling a bit at school, being bullied over his weight and so forth, and trying out a new, more combative personality. It’s not totally working, if I’m being honest, but I’m glad he’s asserting himself. In any case, science requires confidence, and Dr. Grant, our team leader, will make a marvelous role model. But wait, what’s this? I look over and see Dr. Grant giving some personal attention to my son! And he appears to be showing him a dinosaur claw! Incredible! I can already tell that this is going to be one of the best weeks of my son’s life
October 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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This story is horrible of course, but wanted to chime in and say Maxine Dexter rocks.
Her Kids Are U.S. Citizens. Trump's Admin Disappeared Them Anyway
Donald Trump's Customs and Border Protection (CBP) disappeared an immigrant mom living in Portland and her four U.S. citizen children.
www.rollingstone.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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it really has been amazing how much one person in a frog suit destroyed their fantasy visuals over the past week. this wouldn't work everywhere but Portland, you are doing amazing sweetie
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM