maelstrom
@maelstrom.dev
they/them. adult. I love cats!!! Oh, and software engineering. that is all you need to know about me
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November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I'm not talking about getting anxious when people block you because that's entirely valid.
I'm talking about when people treat it like an injustice and do like reciprocal blocks, and frankly doing things like that is probably related to why those people get blocked in the first place tbh
I'm talking about when people treat it like an injustice and do like reciprocal blocks, and frankly doing things like that is probably related to why those people get blocked in the first place tbh
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm not talking about getting anxious when people block you because that's entirely valid.
I'm talking about when people treat it like an injustice and do like reciprocal blocks, and frankly doing things like that is probably related to why those people get blocked in the first place tbh
I'm talking about when people treat it like an injustice and do like reciprocal blocks, and frankly doing things like that is probably related to why those people get blocked in the first place tbh
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Masterpease
Proud. 🏆 Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Masterpease
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i’m partial to this angle tho
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i’m partial to this angle tho
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September 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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idk if pmbootstrap counts as a "build system" but if it does it's the least-worst build system I've ever used
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
idk if pmbootstrap counts as a "build system" but if it does it's the least-worst build system I've ever used
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Judicial video game called Mario Court
educational video game called phonic the hedgehog
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Judicial video game called Mario Court
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
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so recently our cat has found out that sleeping in my mothers chair is very fun
and she has gotten so used to it so quickly that my mother has to run to the chair faster than the cat so that she can even sit down, and when she does sit down my cat decides to lay on the table
and she has gotten so used to it so quickly that my mother has to run to the chair faster than the cat so that she can even sit down, and when she does sit down my cat decides to lay on the table
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
so recently our cat has found out that sleeping in my mothers chair is very fun
and she has gotten so used to it so quickly that my mother has to run to the chair faster than the cat so that she can even sit down, and when she does sit down my cat decides to lay on the table
and she has gotten so used to it so quickly that my mother has to run to the chair faster than the cat so that she can even sit down, and when she does sit down my cat decides to lay on the table
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blender has always been there for me 💙esp when MAYA dumped me...............
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
blender has always been there for me 💙esp when MAYA dumped me...............
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MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?
Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future
fintechmagazine.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
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![[green, drowning in an ocean]
HELP!
I'M DROWNING!
[orange, throwing a life preserver at green]
Catch this! *
[green, shocked, sees text inside the life preserver]
* Offer not valid if you're poor, foreign, disabled, etc.
[orange, looking evil, reels the life preserver back towards him]
[green drowns, looking blasé]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreihycqbjm76zfncstvjzgyabrndbi5jaoepv52p6bi5cbswor2dfbq@jpeg)
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death generator(?) spotted in the wild
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
death generator(?) spotted in the wild
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housemd be like "yeah lets give this guy a disease that can only be cured by outing him to his brother"
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
housemd be like "yeah lets give this guy a disease that can only be cured by outing him to his brother"
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Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% went all tha way behinde tVee NO RAGRETS!
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% went all tha way behinde tVee NO RAGRETS!
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Kitties also love #ManosDay!
Why? WE DON’T KNOW. They just do, judging by this photo.
Are you celebrating with your pets today?
dumb-industries.com/manosday
Why? WE DON’T KNOW. They just do, judging by this photo.
Are you celebrating with your pets today?
dumb-industries.com/manosday
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Kitties also love #ManosDay!
Why? WE DON’T KNOW. They just do, judging by this photo.
Are you celebrating with your pets today?
dumb-industries.com/manosday
Why? WE DON’T KNOW. They just do, judging by this photo.
Are you celebrating with your pets today?
dumb-industries.com/manosday