A Non-Newtonian Fluid
@maddening.bsky.social
Learning new things daily
Keeping my misanthropy in-check by consuming as much shitposting as possible.
Music, movies, generalized nerding.
Crone-era.
Keeping my misanthropy in-check by consuming as much shitposting as possible.
Music, movies, generalized nerding.
Crone-era.
I've been called an "n-word lover" enough times in my life to understand that white women who don't follow the script are not just disposable, but are a direct threat.
But that's never a reason to fall in line.
But that's never a reason to fall in line.
January 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I've been called an "n-word lover" enough times in my life to understand that white women who don't follow the script are not just disposable, but are a direct threat.
But that's never a reason to fall in line.
But that's never a reason to fall in line.
David Bowie was one of the musicians who slept with 13 year old groupies.
By any rational standard he was a creep,no matter how much you like his music.
Roman Polanski is a brilliant filmmaker whose work I really appreciate. And a complete creep.
By any rational standard he was a creep,no matter how much you like his music.
Roman Polanski is a brilliant filmmaker whose work I really appreciate. And a complete creep.
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
David Bowie was one of the musicians who slept with 13 year old groupies.
By any rational standard he was a creep,no matter how much you like his music.
Roman Polanski is a brilliant filmmaker whose work I really appreciate. And a complete creep.
By any rational standard he was a creep,no matter how much you like his music.
Roman Polanski is a brilliant filmmaker whose work I really appreciate. And a complete creep.
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
"The obvious and pervasive liars lied to us!"
What a useless political party.
What a useless political party.
Moulton: "When we had briefings on Venezuela, we asked, 'Are you going to invade the country?' We were told no. 'Do you plan to put troops on the ground?' We were told no. 'Do you intend regime change in VZ?' We were told no. So in a sense, we have been briefed, we've just been completely lied to"
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"The obvious and pervasive liars lied to us!"
What a useless political party.
What a useless political party.
I have noticed that the "jackass driver who has no idea what they're doing" that has moved from various car archetypes in my life (Jettas, BMWs, Escalades, huge GMC trucks) has seemed to shift to Teslas lately.
(The fuckoff huge trucks are still a big issue though)
(The fuckoff huge trucks are still a big issue though)
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I have noticed that the "jackass driver who has no idea what they're doing" that has moved from various car archetypes in my life (Jettas, BMWs, Escalades, huge GMC trucks) has seemed to shift to Teslas lately.
(The fuckoff huge trucks are still a big issue though)
(The fuckoff huge trucks are still a big issue though)
So the chick who is supportive of her rapist husband and her child-rapist brother is using a "supporting Trans kids is pedophilia and predatory" attack on a guy who notably doesn't support Trans kids.
We are the dumbest country and it's not even close.
We are the dumbest country and it's not even close.
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So the chick who is supportive of her rapist husband and her child-rapist brother is using a "supporting Trans kids is pedophilia and predatory" attack on a guy who notably doesn't support Trans kids.
We are the dumbest country and it's not even close.
We are the dumbest country and it's not even close.
Please please please stop making everything a musical.
Please.
Please.
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Please please please stop making everything a musical.
Please.
Please.
Why develop anything meaningful - like policies or stances - when you believe your potential constituents are just gormless dorks with no values seeking a catchier slogan?
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Why develop anything meaningful - like policies or stances - when you believe your potential constituents are just gormless dorks with no values seeking a catchier slogan?
I'm so so so tired of this scolding liberal shtick.
Not once in my life has there been a US candidate that aligned with even half of my opinions, yet I've dutifully avoided letting perfect be the enemy of good for over 30 years of voting.
If we never demand better we will never get it.
Not once in my life has there been a US candidate that aligned with even half of my opinions, yet I've dutifully avoided letting perfect be the enemy of good for over 30 years of voting.
If we never demand better we will never get it.
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm so so so tired of this scolding liberal shtick.
Not once in my life has there been a US candidate that aligned with even half of my opinions, yet I've dutifully avoided letting perfect be the enemy of good for over 30 years of voting.
If we never demand better we will never get it.
Not once in my life has there been a US candidate that aligned with even half of my opinions, yet I've dutifully avoided letting perfect be the enemy of good for over 30 years of voting.
If we never demand better we will never get it.
Every sentence is the new most enbarassung sentence
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Every sentence is the new most enbarassung sentence
Wade Barrett saying "Female" over and over is my only takeaway from this match so far. #survivorseries
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Wade Barrett saying "Female" over and over is my only takeaway from this match so far. #survivorseries
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I like how they specifically said the 75 million is *not* an admission of guilt so I guess it’s just a bribe for no reason and they decided to put that in writing
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I like how they specifically said the 75 million is *not* an admission of guilt so I guess it’s just a bribe for no reason and they decided to put that in writing
I really enjoy watching people be upset when a storyline in wrestling doesn't go the way they expected/wanted it to. It's why I check out social media during shows.
"HOW DARE YOU SURPRISE ME!" 😆
"HOW DARE YOU SURPRISE ME!" 😆
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I really enjoy watching people be upset when a storyline in wrestling doesn't go the way they expected/wanted it to. It's why I check out social media during shows.
"HOW DARE YOU SURPRISE ME!" 😆
"HOW DARE YOU SURPRISE ME!" 😆
He played Roy Cohn and decided it was aspirational.
Losing James Woods as an actor to the Culture War garbage that consumed his brain is a loss to cinema
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He played Roy Cohn and decided it was aspirational.
It only took half an hour for Triller to stop choking every 10 seconds.
That might be above average performance for them.
That might be above average performance for them.
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It only took half an hour for Triller to stop choking every 10 seconds.
That might be above average performance for them.
That might be above average performance for them.
"But now rhe voters know where the GOP stands. They'll have to go on record!"
Dem party messaging always feels like smart people pretending to be stupid because they believe their audience is stupid.
Dem party messaging always feels like smart people pretending to be stupid because they believe their audience is stupid.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"But now rhe voters know where the GOP stands. They'll have to go on record!"
Dem party messaging always feels like smart people pretending to be stupid because they believe their audience is stupid.
Dem party messaging always feels like smart people pretending to be stupid because they believe their audience is stupid.
There's a tiktoker calling up churches with a recording of a crying baby in the background claiming she needs formula for her starving child.
It's some nasty clout chasing garbage that helps no one and I'm so sick of seeing it get passed off as activism.
It's some nasty clout chasing garbage that helps no one and I'm so sick of seeing it get passed off as activism.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
There's a tiktoker calling up churches with a recording of a crying baby in the background claiming she needs formula for her starving child.
It's some nasty clout chasing garbage that helps no one and I'm so sick of seeing it get passed off as activism.
It's some nasty clout chasing garbage that helps no one and I'm so sick of seeing it get passed off as activism.
Zohran Mamdami killed Dick Cheney?!
What a communist.
What a communist.
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Zohran Mamdami killed Dick Cheney?!
What a communist.
What a communist.
It's frustrating when you find a musician's lyrics clever and poetic but find the way they're delivered grating.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It's frustrating when you find a musician's lyrics clever and poetic but find the way they're delivered grating.
I guess because I wasn't excited about the "former marine progressive democrat" in the first place its easier to dismiss him now that he's been revealed as a dude who gets and defends nazi tattoos.
But it should really be easy for everyone.
But it should really be easy for everyone.
October 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I guess because I wasn't excited about the "former marine progressive democrat" in the first place its easier to dismiss him now that he's been revealed as a dude who gets and defends nazi tattoos.
But it should really be easy for everyone.
But it should really be easy for everyone.
I've been informed that, in order to gain the benefit of networking with people, you have to talk to them.
This seems wrong. And bad.
This seems wrong. And bad.
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I've been informed that, in order to gain the benefit of networking with people, you have to talk to them.
This seems wrong. And bad.
This seems wrong. And bad.
"Brantley Gilbert" is not real and you can't make me pretend it is.
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"Brantley Gilbert" is not real and you can't make me pretend it is.
I was forced to learn about Hasan Piker's relationship with his dog today. And I'll never stop being annoyed that it happened or that I've now typed that sentence.
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I was forced to learn about Hasan Piker's relationship with his dog today. And I'll never stop being annoyed that it happened or that I've now typed that sentence.
I am officially too old (and lacking in attention span) for PPVs that run more than 3 hours. How is this still going?
October 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I am officially too old (and lacking in attention span) for PPVs that run more than 3 hours. How is this still going?