Macaroon
@maczook.bsky.social
Gay kitty-cat
Vinyl for the turntable, Leather for the soul
Vinyl for the turntable, Leather for the soul
Finally found it! Back in 8th grade social studies, the teacher played us a video about puffery in alcohol ads. It included this St. Ides commercial followed by the white-bread announcer repeating the line “Makes your jimmy thicker?!”
We laughed and laughed
youtu.be/WcZ3Fs9758E?...
We laughed and laughed
youtu.be/WcZ3Fs9758E?...
YouTube - St. Ides Malt Liquor Commercial - Ice Cube.flv
YouTube video by The Dopetok Klick on youtube
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Finally found it! Back in 8th grade social studies, the teacher played us a video about puffery in alcohol ads. It included this St. Ides commercial followed by the white-bread announcer repeating the line “Makes your jimmy thicker?!”
We laughed and laughed
youtu.be/WcZ3Fs9758E?...
We laughed and laughed
youtu.be/WcZ3Fs9758E?...
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ALARMING: "While the state frames this as necessary because of a projected shortfall one community advocate has a different theory... 🧵
outsfl.com/state/florid...
outsfl.com/state/florid...
Florida’s HIV Medication Safety Net Shrinks, Thousands Could Be Affected
outsfl.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
ALARMING: "While the state frames this as necessary because of a projected shortfall one community advocate has a different theory... 🧵
outsfl.com/state/florid...
outsfl.com/state/florid...
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social I love the MTM music, but when I’m singing along, I often insert lines from this other parody from my childhood:
youtu.be/QxjHfoJRQpI?...
youtu.be/QxjHfoJRQpI?...
Mary Tyler Dot- Animaniacs [CC]
YouTube video by Charlotte Rouge
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social I love the MTM music, but when I’m singing along, I often insert lines from this other parody from my childhood:
youtu.be/QxjHfoJRQpI?...
youtu.be/QxjHfoJRQpI?...
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From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
@dustinstudios.bsky.social , check it out, I think someone in my neighborhood cursed themselves by breaking this thing 😄
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
@dustinstudios.bsky.social , check it out, I think someone in my neighborhood cursed themselves by breaking this thing 😄
Wow, my Samsung “smart” TV’s interface has gotten noticeably faster since I disconnected it from the internet. Amazing what happens when your TV can’t focus on spying on you anymore (it has to prioritize my button presses)
January 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Wow, my Samsung “smart” TV’s interface has gotten noticeably faster since I disconnected it from the internet. Amazing what happens when your TV can’t focus on spying on you anymore (it has to prioritize my button presses)
I think he fed an original statement to Copilot and prompted it to make him sound smart.
It failed, because it sucks.
It failed, because it sucks.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I think he fed an original statement to Copilot and prompted it to make him sound smart.
It failed, because it sucks.
It failed, because it sucks.
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dumb times create dumb men, dumb men create really dumb times, really dumb times create really dumb men, really dumb men create really really dumb times
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
dumb times create dumb men, dumb men create really dumb times, really dumb times create really dumb men, really dumb men create really really dumb times
I could feel the ghost of every New Orleans chef grimacing as I make the saddest red beans and rice while singing Hank Williams’ “Jambalaya”
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I could feel the ghost of every New Orleans chef grimacing as I make the saddest red beans and rice while singing Hank Williams’ “Jambalaya”
Donated a bunch of old stuff yesterday; bought a new thing today.
Hopefully, I’ll use this 😆🥩🍔
Hopefully, I’ll use this 😆🥩🍔
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Donated a bunch of old stuff yesterday; bought a new thing today.
Hopefully, I’ll use this 😆🥩🍔
Hopefully, I’ll use this 😆🥩🍔
Got some last minute bootblack supplies ordered.
#leatherweather
#leatherweather
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Got some last minute bootblack supplies ordered.
#leatherweather
#leatherweather
Took my lights down already. I just want to open my window 🙂
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Took my lights down already. I just want to open my window 🙂
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Dear 2026,
It really won't be hard to top 2025. You don't even have to try your best.
It really won't be hard to top 2025. You don't even have to try your best.
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Dear 2026,
It really won't be hard to top 2025. You don't even have to try your best.
It really won't be hard to top 2025. You don't even have to try your best.
I don’t know why, but I’m compelled to put a Thumbelina diorama in front of this restaurant
@billcorbett.bsky.social
@billcorbett.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I don’t know why, but I’m compelled to put a Thumbelina diorama in front of this restaurant
@billcorbett.bsky.social
@billcorbett.bsky.social
Tried to tell a lady next to me in an intersection that her gas cap was off. When I motioned to her to roll down her window, she smiled and shook her head. I absolutely get her very reasonably assumption, but it does leave me feeling odd to be misunderstood. I just had to move on and let it go.
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Tried to tell a lady next to me in an intersection that her gas cap was off. When I motioned to her to roll down her window, she smiled and shook her head. I absolutely get her very reasonably assumption, but it does leave me feeling odd to be misunderstood. I just had to move on and let it go.
Didn’t see this until it was too late, but I can’t ignore this new classic
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Didn’t see this until it was too late, but I can’t ignore this new classic
I think I got a shout-out on the last Trash Sprinkles?! That was unexpectedly lovely 😊
PS, thanks to @toppiesmellie.bsky.social for plugging their newest episode. My iPhone had unilaterally decided to stop downloading their show 🙄
PS, thanks to @toppiesmellie.bsky.social for plugging their newest episode. My iPhone had unilaterally decided to stop downloading their show 🙄
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think I got a shout-out on the last Trash Sprinkles?! That was unexpectedly lovely 😊
PS, thanks to @toppiesmellie.bsky.social for plugging their newest episode. My iPhone had unilaterally decided to stop downloading their show 🙄
PS, thanks to @toppiesmellie.bsky.social for plugging their newest episode. My iPhone had unilaterally decided to stop downloading their show 🙄
Had one of those naps yesterday where you wake up and don’t know where you are, when you laid down, what day it is or if you’re late for work
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Had one of those naps yesterday where you wake up and don’t know where you are, when you laid down, what day it is or if you’re late for work
It’s like rain right after washing your car. I told a mental health professional on Monday that I’d been free of panic attacks for months. Guess what?
December 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It’s like rain right after washing your car. I told a mental health professional on Monday that I’d been free of panic attacks for months. Guess what?
Is THAT the ad I got on Youtube last night?? I heard “here ve go agaaihn” and I covered the screen with my hand except for where the skip button would appear
WARNING: I saw a trailer for *Melania* pop up somewhere and I took 10 points of psychic damage before I could turn it off.
BE AWARE
BE AWARE
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Is THAT the ad I got on Youtube last night?? I heard “here ve go agaaihn” and I covered the screen with my hand except for where the skip button would appear
Real excited for this David movie. There’s always been so much attention on Burt Bacharach. Glad to see his long-time songwriting partner get some love
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Real excited for this David movie. There’s always been so much attention on Burt Bacharach. Glad to see his long-time songwriting partner get some love
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Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->