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Trevor Bennett @tgabben.me · 8h

And to those of you who are being hunted for sport:
Listen - this is tough. We've all got different views, and at the end of the day, we all have to learn to live with each other.
Do the people who feel you shouldn't exist deserve less of a voice? These are our countrymen. We need to come together.

Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 8h

I’m an optimist and still think we can work with the moderates in the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. That’s why I’m presenting this bipartisan bill providing funding for them to eat one-half of people’s faces. We must work together for a brighter future!

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 2d

Just saw a Youtube video about how to make queso fresco. I guess it’s just the Spanish name for farmer’s cheese, because the process was exactly the same as @gcbwes.bsky.social described on his show. I’d call it queso fresco because it sounds fancier 😅

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 2d

Wow, cool!

Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 3d

Congratulations! I’m proud of you

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 3d

I think Sailor Mini-moon got raptured

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t have the kind of friends that do Halloween parties, but I’d love to dress as the Grocery Witch from Magical Disappearing Money. No one would get the reference, and I wouldn’t care.
“White Claw?! You can mix your own vodka and soda for half the price!”

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 6d

Oops, I did it again #sorrynotsorry #friendsofthelibrary #45rpm

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 6d

I’d look into yaupon. It’s a caffeinated plant that’s native to the US: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaupon_...

Yaupon tea - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 8d

“Listen, Wilbur. I’m a spider who can read and write, but that won’t help you avoid the axe. The best way I can help you is to encourage you to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior”

Fake halloween spiderweb with an attached sticker that says “God Loves You!”

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 8d

I’ve been feeling a bit sleepy, but when I’m not, I feel more aware 😆
Also, my libido has improved some (don’t know if that’s the meds themselves, or just that I’m feeling less stressed). But while my body adjusts, I am a little bit of a “quick-shot” right now 😅

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 8d

It’s been about a month and a half since I started taking Intuniv (a drug for both high blood pressure and ADHD). Originally, I was hoping I could quit Lexapro entirely, but I did drop my dose from 15 to 10mg, and right now it seems like a good combo

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 9d

I’m in North Central Florida. They also take a very small snip off of one of the ears so they can tell which cats have already been got.
We’re a college town, and a lot of college kids adopt cats and then let them loose when they graduate, so this charity is doing important work.

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 9d

And, yes, tipping is important! In cash, if you can manage it.

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 9d

My local pub has a display case full of knick knacks. I brought Jacob, the owner, a rock from my grandma’s garden last week. I’m somewhat “quirky” and “asocial”, but I do try 😄

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 9d

Yup.

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 11d

I found a sneak preview of the @baronfrosti.bsky.social Christmas special

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 11d

Same. Fortunately, I rarely have to shake hands anymore.

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 11d

They don’t ever want to touch the wiring even though they know the cheap stuff they used to use for analog cable isn’t good enough anymore.

Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 14d

I wonder which the patrons of Wawa found stranger: me in my kilt, or the guy bringing his parrot into the store with him #gainesville

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 15d

Wherever I see stuff like this, I think of how long it must’ve taken to figure out tools and procedures. They probably broke a lot of bones figuring this out

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 15d

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social was in my dream last night. All I remember was that I was trying to get him to go inside this Publix, but he wanted to wait in the car. And he refused my offer of a cold beverage.
I don’t know why I needed to get him inside the Publix; my dreams never make narrative sense

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 15d

Thank you for the link. That was an interesting read.

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 15d

Is this new 12” of “Never Gonna Give You Up” meant to hypnotize people?

Zoetrope picture disc of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 19d

Inbox synchronicity

Two emails next to each other in inbox: “Our burgers just got bigger” from Wawa, “Show off your meaty bulge” from Mr. S. Leather

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Macaroon @maczook.bsky.social · 19d

Has anyone ever sent you this music video before?

youtu.be/Kiv7DQq40UY?...

Sticky Biscuits: SOCK PUPPET

YouTube video by STICKY BISCUITS

youtu.be

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