Will Morton
@macavity.bsky.social
Hackery / funny money / startups / history / strange things. Dadcore AF. Hopepunk as all hell. I wrangle computer @ Nvidia - previously I did things for Apple, Beats Music, @stake. Birth CO₂ 335. 社会人
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I had to look up Lizardman's Constant: the 4% of people who will tell a pollster lizard people are taking over the world, ie the minimum answer you will get for even the most absurd question.
"Do you think it would be a good idea or a bad idea for the U.S. to use military force to take possession of Greenland from Denmark?"
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)
4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
Good idea: 4%
Bad idea: 71%
(Ipsos)
4%. He did it. He finally hit Lizardman's Constant.
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I had to look up Lizardman's Constant: the 4% of people who will tell a pollster lizard people are taking over the world, ie the minimum answer you will get for even the most absurd question.
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stephen miller visited the delphic oracle and was really excited when he was told 2026 would be about the triumph of the Will.
now is the time of will stancil
Having seen several abductions up close, it is really hard to convey how much the thing they’re doing is roaming in military convoys until they see someone who is alone and isn’t white, and then jumping out in large numbers, pulling them into a van, and screeching off, all in 90 seconds or so.
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
stephen miller visited the delphic oracle and was really excited when he was told 2026 would be about the triumph of the Will.
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guys we have to stop conflating Third Way - a specific pressure group with a largely dumb agenda - and "The Democrats."
ICE may be shooting people in the face, sending people to concentration camps, and illegally occupying our cities but, apparently, the Democrats think saying, "abolish ICE" is "emotional" and politically "lethal."
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
guys we have to stop conflating Third Way - a specific pressure group with a largely dumb agenda - and "The Democrats."
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
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JPOW literally said
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
JPOW literally said
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
"Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that’s all I need to know about you.” -Brad Meltzer
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
"Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that’s all I need to know about you.” -Brad Meltzer
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we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!
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BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph
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Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
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Jefferson was so proud of the law disestablishing the state church in Virginia he had it carved on his grave.
Indiana Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith claims that every single one of the Founding Fathers "by today's standards, would be labeled a far-right Christian nationalist."
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Jefferson was so proud of the law disestablishing the state church in Virginia he had it carved on his grave.
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that wolf didn’t have to dress up like the grandma and get into bed to eat little red riding hood. he was just a real slut for drama
May 10, 2024 at 1:40 PM
that wolf didn’t have to dress up like the grandma and get into bed to eat little red riding hood. he was just a real slut for drama
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Congress can force ICE to release documents like these at any time, but doesn't because they do not do their jobs
ICE's use of force policy released under FOIA was almost completely redacted until it was accidentally released in court filing un-redacted. Read the full document here: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Congress can force ICE to release documents like these at any time, but doesn't because they do not do their jobs
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The Kennedy Center with no more operas but with the "premiere" of "Melania: The Movie" kind of says it all.
January 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The Kennedy Center with no more operas but with the "premiere" of "Melania: The Movie" kind of says it all.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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not trying to call anybody out but some people really need to remember that I don't know who needs to hear this
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
not trying to call anybody out but some people really need to remember that I don't know who needs to hear this
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we need more democrats who say things like this
Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
we need more democrats who say things like this
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*Seems legit
*The carpenter from Nazareth looks quite Fayyum-Mummy-Portrait, and since they were His neighbors in His own day, why wouldn't He look like them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_m...
*The carpenter from Nazareth looks quite Fayyum-Mummy-Portrait, and since they were His neighbors in His own day, why wouldn't He look like them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_m...
January 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
*Seems legit
*The carpenter from Nazareth looks quite Fayyum-Mummy-Portrait, and since they were His neighbors in His own day, why wouldn't He look like them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_m...
*The carpenter from Nazareth looks quite Fayyum-Mummy-Portrait, and since they were His neighbors in His own day, why wouldn't He look like them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_m...
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the fascist mouthpieces have a massive resource advantage.
this is a way to chip away at that advantage: give valuable stuff to real journalists at real news outlets (and real independent journalists.)
this is a way to chip away at that advantage: give valuable stuff to real journalists at real news outlets (and real independent journalists.)
With permission from the person who took the video, I gave it to real journalists, not fascist mouthpieces
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
the fascist mouthpieces have a massive resource advantage.
this is a way to chip away at that advantage: give valuable stuff to real journalists at real news outlets (and real independent journalists.)
this is a way to chip away at that advantage: give valuable stuff to real journalists at real news outlets (and real independent journalists.)
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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This poem by Gwendolyn Brooks continues to be an anchor on hard days.
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
This poem by Gwendolyn Brooks continues to be an anchor on hard days.
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Sunrise inside Sagrada Familia, Barcelona
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Sunrise inside Sagrada Familia, Barcelona
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.