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Stryker
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just chillin here
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Anybody who complains about government corruption has never debugged stack corruption.
May 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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demangling your symbols in my mind
May 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
...
May 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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We are living through the reverse 1930s.
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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You're telling me a double linked this list?
May 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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When you run out of ways to humiliate yourself & you ask ChatGPT for new ideas
April 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
yay sandstorm!!!!!! :DDDD (fml)
April 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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everything's btree
April 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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adult man playing with toys
April 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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April 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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ahahahaha
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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And the Lord did say to him, "like idk man, maybe try reading the docs properly before you post about it." And he was overcome!
April 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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when life closes a door, open it again
that’s literally how doors work
April 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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FPGA…intimacy?
April 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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my special kind of hell is:
unrecognized -h: did you mean --help?
unrecognized --version: did you mean -v?
unrecognized --help: did you mean -h?
unrecognized /?: did you mean --help?
unrecognized /h: did you mean /?
congratulations on -v, that means verbose, not version, here's 5 gigabytes of text
April 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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April 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Some people say Java's JIT compiler was ahead of its time. This is false. JIT stands for Just-in-Time.
April 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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God I just love sleeping

I can't believe I get to sleep again. I'm so excited
April 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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It's not anxiety. I'm carefully planning for unlikely events, and assessing potential risks.
April 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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all the stuff about memory safety and correctness, who cares. the real story is that rust is woke and go is fascist
April 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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> techbro asks LLM for coding help
> hallucinates libraries and func calls
> someone name squats the hallucinated library
> injects malware
> another techbro asks LLM same thing
> hallucinates same library
> they install it
> malware in the tech stack
April 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
PSA: Fuck it We ball
April 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM